Hello Everyone,
Today we're discussing the names hollywood celebrities give their hapless offspring. Why "hapless" you ask? Well, quite simply because it would feel really stupid growing up with a name like Apple (Gywneth Paltrow and ColdPlay's Chris Martin). Imagine sharing your name with something you eat every day. As the saying goes, "an Apple a day keeps the doctor away". Imagine the potential taunts and funny remarks, all in jest of course, but still, there is room for a lot more there.
And you can't do anything about it, since its written into your birth certificate and all the other documents, whatever they may be. When will these celebrities ever learn? I think the stupidest names are the ones Andre Agassi and Steffi Graf used for their kids: Jaden Gil and Jaz Elle! ??? Those sound like names for a perfume if you ask me.
Then of course Frank Zappa's kid is called Moon Unit, which is even more bizarre! Just imagine growing up, you are in class and the teacher is conducting the morning roll call:
"MANOJ!"........................... Yes Ma'am
"MARGARET!"................... Yes Ma'am
"MATTHEW!".................... Yes Ma'am
"MONISH!"......................... Yes Ma'am
"MOON UNIT!".................. Yes Ma'am
and you have peals of laughter from the rest of the kids, and even the teacher can't hide a chuckle, while poor Mooney is cringing in the back. I could go on to describe even more raucous scenes here, but I guess I should save it for a possible future skit or something.
David and Victoria Beckham are no better, naming their children Romeo(?), Brooklyn(??) and Cruz. Of course, compared to the atrocities committed above, these don't sound half bad.
There are many more, and you can check these out at the links below (all googled):
Celebrity Baby names
The Top 20 weirdest celebrity baby names
Horrid Celebrity Baby names
(btw, the title is a reference to the name Brangelina have used "Shilou Nouvel Jolie Pitt"...considering some people call Angelina as Angelina Jolie Voight, should we call her kid "Shilou Nouvel Jolie Voight Pitt" or "Shilou Nouvel Jolie Pitt Voight" or "Shilou Nouvel Pitt Jolie Voight" or "Shilou Nouvel Pitt Voight Jolie"?

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