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<title><![CDATA[LIFE!!!!!!]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass...It's about dancing in the rain.]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[PLEDGE]]></title>
<link>http://blog.360.yahoo.com/blog-ps8LFR4waa.1gHoKBWfmgjUo6TG3?p=17</link>
<description><![CDATA[<p><font color="#007f7f" size="4" face="Times New Roman, Times, serif"><font color="#000000">Question:</font> <font size="5">You are in a boat in the middle of a river.&nbsp;&nbsp; You have 2 cigarettes and have to light any one cigarette.&nbsp;&nbsp; You don't have anything else with you in the boat?&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; How will you do it?</font></font></p>
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<p><font color="#007f7f" size="4" face="Times New Roman"><font color="#000000">Ans 1.</font><font color="#800000"> Take one cigarette and throw it in the water. So the boat will become LIGHTER........using this LIGHTER you can light the other cigarette</font></font></p>
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<p><font color="#007f7f" size="4" face="Times New Roman"><font color="#000000">Ans 2.</font><font color="#7f7f00">You throw a cigarette up and catch it. Catches win Matches. Using the matches that you win, you can light the cigarette</font></font></p>
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<p><font color="#007f7f" size="4" face="Times New Roman"><font color="#000000">Ans 3.</font><font color="#8000ff">Take water in your hand and drop it drop by drop...(TIP - TIP) "TIP TIP barsa Pani. Pani ne aag lagayee." us aag se hamne cigarette jalayee". </font></font></p>
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<p><font color="#007f7f" size="4" face="Times New Roman"><font color="#000000">Ans 4.</font><font color="#ff0000">Start praising one cigarette, The other will get jealous &amp; "jalney lagega".</font></font></p>
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<pubDate>Fri, 05 May 2006 18:29:54 GMT</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[When I Feel To Be Einstein]]></title>
<link>http://blog.360.yahoo.com/blog-ps8LFR4waa.1gHoKBWfmgjUo6TG3?p=13</link>
<description><![CDATA[<p align="left"><font color="#6000bf" size="5">Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity.</font> </p>
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<div style="text-align:right; "><font color="#007f40" face="Lucida Sans Unicode, Lucida Grande">---Albert Einstein</font></div>]]></description>
<pubDate>Fri, 05 May 2006 17:43:40 GMT</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Off Mood]]></title>
<link>http://blog.360.yahoo.com/blog-ps8LFR4waa.1gHoKBWfmgjUo6TG3?p=11</link>
<description><![CDATA[<p><font size="5">aaj fir dil hai kuchh udaas udaas,</font></p>
<p><font size="5">&nbsp;jaane kyun ek mayusi si chhayi hai;</font></p>
<p><font size="5">&nbsp;aaj fir palkon pe pani hai,</font></p>
<p><font size="5">&nbsp;<strong>bheer mein hoon fir kyun ye tanhai hai</strong>.</font></p>
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<pubDate>Sun, 30 Apr 2006 22:21:21 GMT</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Time!!!]]></title>
<link>http://blog.360.yahoo.com/blog-ps8LFR4waa.1gHoKBWfmgjUo6TG3?p=6</link>
<description><![CDATA[<p><font color="#bf005f" size="5" face="trebuchet ms, sans-serif"><strong>The greatest gift&nbsp;I can give you is&nbsp;my <font color="#007f7f">time</font>..... </strong></font></p>
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<p><font color="#bf005f" size="5" face="trebuchet ms, sans-serif"><strong>because when&nbsp;I give someone&nbsp;my time, </strong></font></p>
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<p><font color="#bf005f" size="5" face="trebuchet ms, sans-serif"><strong>I'm&nbsp;giving them a <font color="#ffff00" style="background-color:#0060bf; ">portion of my life</font>, </strong></font></p>
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<p><strong><font color="#bf005f"><font size="5" face="trebuchet ms, sans-serif">that&nbsp;I will never get back.</font> </font></strong></p>
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<pubDate>Tue, 25 Apr 2006 16:21:18 GMT</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Entry for April 24, 2006]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[<p><font color="#0000ff" size="3" face="Comic Sans MS">If one day you feel like crying,</font></p>
<p><font color="#0000ff" size="3" face="Comic Sans MS">Call me.. </font></p>
<p><font color="#0000ff" size="3" face="Comic Sans MS">I dont promise you that...... </font></p>
<p><font color="#0000ff" size="3" face="Comic Sans MS">I'll make you laugh </font></p>
<p><font color="#0000ff" size="3" face="Comic Sans MS">But</font></p>
<p><font color="#0000ff" size="3" face="Comic Sans MS">I can cry wth you.</font></p>
<p><font color="#0000ff" size="3" face="Comic Sans MS">If one day you dont want to listen anybody;</font></p>
<p><font color="#0000ff" size="3" face="Comic Sans MS">Call me and......</font></p>
<p><font color="#0000ff" size="3" face="Comic Sans MS">I promise to be very quite.</font></p>
<p><font color="#0000ff" size="3" face="Comic Sans MS">But..... </font></p>
<p><font color="#0000ff" size="3" face="Comic Sans MS">If one day you call and there is no answer.. </font></p>
<p><font color="#0000ff" size="3" face="Comic Sans MS"></font>&nbsp;</p>
<p><font size="3" face="Comic Sans MS"><font color="#0000ff">Come fast to</font></font></p>
<p><font color="#0000ff" size="3" face="Comic Sans MS">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; see me................</font></p>
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<div style="text-align:center; "><font color="#ff0000" size="5"><strong><img alt="Image" src="http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/tsmileys2/40.gif" alt="Image" />!!!!!Perhaps I need you!!!!!<img alt="Image" src="http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/tsmileys2/40.gif" alt="Image" /></strong></font></div>]]></description>
<pubDate>Sun, 23 Apr 2006 22:00:44 GMT</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Apni Wife!! 21, 2006]]></title>
<link>http://blog.360.yahoo.com/blog-ps8LFR4waa.1gHoKBWfmgjUo6TG3?p=2</link>
<description><![CDATA[<div style="text-align:center; "><img alt="Image" src="http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/tsmileys2/28.gif" alt="Image" /><font color="#00bfbf" size="3" face="Comic Sans MS"><strong>Aise apni wife ho,<img alt="Image" src="http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/tsmileys2/28.gif" alt="Image" /></strong></font></div><br />
<div style="text-align:center; "><font color="#00bfbf" size="3" face="Comic Sans MS"><strong><img alt="Image" src="http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/tsmileys2/13.gif" alt="Image" />&nbsp;5'5" jiski height ho,</strong></font></div><br />
<div style="text-align:center; "><font color="#00bfbf"><strong><font size="3"><font face="Comic Sans MS"><font style="background-color:#00ffff; "><font style="background-color:#ffffff; "><img alt="Image" src="http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/tsmileys2/32.gif" alt="Image" />&nbsp;</font></font><font style="background-color:#c0ff80; "><font color="#a94a76">Jeans jiski tight ho</font>,</font> <img alt="Image" src="http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/tsmileys2/32.gif" alt="Image" /></font></font></strong></font></div><br />
<div style="text-align:center; "><font color="#00bfbf" size="3" face="Comic Sans MS"><strong><img alt="Image" src="http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/tsmileys2/50.gif" alt="Image" />&nbsp;Chehra jiska bright ho, <img alt="Image" src="http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/tsmileys2/50.gif" alt="Image" /></strong></font></div><br />
<div style="text-align:center; "><font color="#00bfbf" size="3" face="Comic Sans MS"><strong><img alt="Image" src="http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/tsmileys2/09.gif" alt="Image" />&nbsp;Weight mein thodi light ho, </strong></font></div><br />
<div style="text-align:center; "><font color="#00bfbf" size="3" face="Comic Sans MS"><strong>Umar me difference slight ho,<img alt="Image" src="http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/tsmileys2/33.gif" alt="Image" /></strong></font></div><br />
<div style="text-align:center; "><font color="#00bfbf" size="3" face="Comic Sans MS"><strong><img alt="Image" src="http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/tsmileys2/27.gif" alt="Image" />Thodi si woh quiet ho, </strong></font></div><br />
<div style="text-align:center; "><font color="#00bfbf" size="3" face="Comic Sans MS"><strong>Aise apni wife ho. <img alt="Image" src="http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/tsmileys2/14.gif" alt="Image" /></strong></font></div><br />
<div style="text-align:center; "><font color="#00bfbf" size="3" face="Comic Sans MS"><strong></strong></font>&nbsp;</div><br />
<div style="text-align:center; "><font color="#00bfbf" size="3" face="Comic Sans MS"><strong><img alt="Image" src="http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/tsmileys2/22.gif" alt="Image" />Kaash yeh concept 0.000001 % bhi right ho,</strong></font></div><br />
<div style="text-align:center; "><font color="#00bfbf" size="3" face="Comic Sans MS"><strong>Agar aisi apni wife ho to kya haseen life ho,<img alt="Image" src="http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/tsmileys2/07.gif" alt="Image" /> </strong></font></div><br />
<div style="text-align:center; "><font color="#00bfbf" size="3" face="Comic Sans MS"><strong><img alt="Image" src="http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/tsmileys2/08.gif" alt="Image" />&nbsp;Har Kisi ki yeh farmaish ho,</strong></font></div><br />
<div style="text-align:center; "><font color="#00bfbf" size="3" face="Comic Sans MS"><strong>kudrat ki bhi aajmaish ho, <img alt="Image" src="http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/tsmileys2/01.gif" alt="Image" /></strong></font></div><br />
<div style="text-align:center; "><font color="#00bfbf" size="3" face="Comic Sans MS"><strong><img alt="Image" src="http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/tsmileys2/21.gif" alt="Image" />&nbsp;Khudah ke software mein bhi debug ki na gunjaish ho, </strong></font></div><br />
<div style="text-align:center; "><font color="#00bfbf" size="3" face="Comic Sans MS"><strong>Ay kaash kahin to ek aisi paidaish ho, <img alt="Image" src="http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/tsmileys2/34.gif" alt="Image" /></strong></font></div><br />
<div style="text-align:center; "><font color="#00bfbf" size="3" face="Comic Sans MS"><strong><img alt="Image" src="http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/tsmileys2/10.gif" alt="Image" /><img alt="Image" src="http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/tsmileys2/10.gif" alt="Image" />Aisi apni wife ho!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</strong></font><img alt="Image" src="http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/tsmileys2/10.gif" alt="Image" /><img alt="Image" src="http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/tsmileys2/10.gif" alt="Image" /></div>]]></description>
<pubDate>Fri, 21 Apr 2006 13:56:17 GMT</pubDate>
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