Wish me luck,

Mat

Matt

http://www.pakin.org/complaint/

I'm soooooooooooooo bored at work right now I have no idea what to write in this thing.  I suppose I'll try something later.

Matt

For those of you out there who don't know what I'm talking about, let me give you a quick explanation: if The Tiki Hut gets its way, none of us will be able to reach the broadest possible audience with the message that its apologists are nothing more than slaphappy hatemongers. Therefore, we must not let The Tiki Hut reopen wounds that seem scarcely healed. It doesn't do us much good to become angry and wave our arms and shout about the evils of The Tiki Hut's excuses in general terms. If we want other people to agree with us and join forces with us, then we must respond to The Tiki Hut's magic-bullet explanations. The Tiki Hut's jokes reek of alcoholism. I use the word "reek", because if The Tiki Hut is victorious in its quest to steal our birthrights, then its crown will be the funeral wreath of humanity. If I were elected Ruler of the World, my first act of business would be to reinvigorate our collective commitment to building and maintaining a sensitive, tolerant, and humane community. I would further use my position to inform certain segments of the Earth's population that The Tiki Hut's screeds were never about tolerance and equality. That was just window dressing for the "innocents". Rather, name-calling and a general lack of respect for the opinions of others are a clear indication of insecurity. I always catch hell whenever I say something like that, so let me assure you that there are some basic biological realities of the world in which we live. These realities are doubtless regrettable, but they are unalterable. If The Tiki Hut finds them intolerable and unthinkable, the only thing that I can suggest is that it try to flag down a flying saucer and take passage for some other solar system, possibly one in which the residents are oblivious to the fact that parasitism is not merely an attack on our moral fiber. It is also a politically motivated attack on knowledge.

To most people, the list of The Tiki Hut's tyrannical hastily mounted campaigns reads like a comic strip, but its nostrums are actually taken seriously by its sycophants. It would stand to reason that it's honestly a tragedy that The Tiki Hut's goal in life is apparently to turn peaceful gatherings into embarrassing scandals. Here, I use the word "tragedy" as the philosopher Whitehead used it. Whitehead stated that "the essence of dramatic tragedy is not unhappiness. It resides in the solemnity of the remorseless working of things," which I interpret as saying that every time The Tiki Hut gets caught trying to put the gods of heaven into the corner as obsolete and outmoded and, in their stead, burn incense to the idol Mammon, it promises it'll never do so again. Subsequently, its fans always jump in and explain that it really shouldn't be blamed even if it does, because, as they believe, you and I are morally inferior to chauvinistic bureaucrats. Isn't it odd that the most disloyal wankers I've ever seen, whose unsympathetic lifestyle will increase society's cycle of hostility and violence by the next full moon, are immune from censure? Why is that? One might as well ask, "Why can't The Tiki Hut live among us in peace?" Here's the answer, albeit in a somewhat circuitous and roundabout style: People often get the impression that choleric psychics and The Tiki Hut's adulators are separate entities. Not so. When one catches cold, the other sneezes. As proof, note that I myself want to make this clear, so that those who do not understand deeper messages embedded within sarcastic irony -- and you know who I'm referring to -- can process my point. I don't get it: Why can't we simply agree to disagree? I mean, if you were to try to tell The Tiki Hut's surrogates that its catch-phrases are more often out of sync with democratic values than aligned with them, they'd close their eyes and put their hands over their ears. They are, as the psychologists say, in denial. They don't want to hear that The Tiki Hut is an opportunist. That is, it is an ideological chameleon, without any real morality, without a soul.

The Tiki Hut says that it needs a little more time to clean up its act. As far as I'm concerned, The Tiki Hut's time has run out. There are rumors circulating that unlike The Tiki Hut, I have chosen to take the moral high ground and will remain there, so let me just clarify something: I don't want to build castles in the air. I don't want to plan things that I can't yet implement. But I do want to fight to the end for our ideas and ideals, because doing so clearly demonstrates how I stand by what I've written before, that I cannot believe how many actual, physical, breathing, thinking people have fallen for its subterfuge. I'm utterly stunned. I like to think I'm a reasonable person, but you just can't reason with iconoclastic dweebs. It's been tried. They don't understand, they can't understand, they don't want to understand, and they will die without understanding why all we want is for them not to devise rude scams to get money for nothing.

It's astounding that The Tiki Hut has somehow found a way to work the words "dendrochronological" and "anticonfederationist" into its philippics. However, you may find it even more astounding that I sometimes ask myself whether the struggle to express my views is worth all of the potential consequences. And I consistently answer by saying that I would like to comment on its attempt to associate collectivism with revanchism. There is no association. It's our responsibility to enable all people to achieve their potential as human beings. That's the first step in trying to defy the international enslavement of entire peoples, and it's the only way to enable patriots to use their freedoms to save their freedoms. While we all despair over The Tiki Hut's scary, mawkish memoranda, we must also remember the principles that will guide our better behaviors and higher aspirations. I must part company with many of my peers when it comes to understanding why The Tiki Hut should try being a little more open-minded. My peers insist that The Tiki Hut, perhaps more than anyone, should take seriously the challenge to perform noble deeds. While this is definitely true, I assert we must add that I will never give up. I will never stop trying. And I will use every avenue possible to bring fresh leadership and even-handed tolerance to the present controversy. To wrap up, I'll just hit the key elements of this letter one last time. First, I must protest The Tiki Hut's use of sinful muttonheads to promote the sort of behavior that would have made the folks in Sodom and Gomorrah blush. Second, we cannot and we must not allow ourselves to become infected with the fatal germs of diabolism. And finally, a stockpile of The Tiki Hut quotes favoring Marxism could fill a junkyard.

Go figure.

Matt

So today is a total LOSS due to the constant rain. Also they are landscaping at my place and the parking lot has turned into a total mud field. Which means my foyer is covered in mud from the dogs. But other then that, the 4th was fun. I ventured outside of the county and bought some ILLEGAL fireworks. And then went and saw the City's offering on Monday night. Short week due to the holiday! Pretty much grilled and drank beer all weekend. All in All it was a good 3-day weekend. Hope yours was also.

Gonna try camping this weekend.  Pictures soon to follow.

Matt

FATE HAS SMILED AGAIN!!!!

MR and MRS and MRS DAVIS

So there is this Blue/Real Simulated Wood Paneling Chrysler Minivan that I see EVERY day. Either going to or coming from work.  Its a kid driving so I really have NO idea where he is going to or coming from.

I know it's the same guy because he has some indy band stickers on the back of his van.  I googled them this morning and they are HARD CORE NEWENGLAND PUNK!  I decided to put them on here, just because.

Toxic Narcotic

The Unseen

The Boils

Matt

???Why is everything showing as a hyperlink???

I got mentioned on the O-Fish-L Williams' Website and I cannot get it to show on here!

Hit my "BLAST" and you'll see how important I have become!!!!

Matt

ps:  at least the links are gone