Mr. Brown is HEEEELARIOUS!!

Girlfriend took what was her's!!

1. Don't get in line asking questions about the food. "Who made the potato salad? Is it egg in there? Are the greens fresh? Is the meat in the greens turkey or pork? Who made the macaroni and cheese? What kind of pie is that? Who made it? Ask one more question and I will punch you in your mouth, knocking out all your fronts so you won’t be able to eat anything.

2. If you can't walk or are missing any limbs, sit your a** down until someone makes your plate for you. Dinner time is not the time for you to be independent. Nibble on them d*** pecans and walnuts to hold you over until someone makes you a plate.

3. If you have kids under the age of twelve, I will escort their little a**** to the basement and bring their food down to them. They are not gonna tear my d*** house up this year. Tell them that they are not allowed upstairs until it's time for Uncle Butchie to start telling family stories about their mommas and papas. If they come upstairs for any reason except for that they are bleeding to death, I will break a foot off in their a****!

4. There is going to be one prayer for Thanksgiving dinner! JUST ONE! We do not care that you are thankful that your 13 year old daughter gave birth to a healthy baby or your nephew just got out of jail. Save that talk for somebody who gives a d***. The time limit for the prayer is one minute. If you are still talking after that one minute is up, you will feel something hard come across your lips and they will be swollen for approximately 20 minutes.

5. Finish everything on your plate before you go up for seconds! If you don't, you will be cursed out and asked to stay your greedy a** home next year!

6. BRING YOUR OWN TUPPERWARE!! Don't let me catch you fixing yourself a plate in my good Tupperware knowing d*** well that I will never see it again! Furthermore, if you didn't bring anything over, don't let me catch you making a plate period or it will be a misunderstanding.

7. What you came with is what you should leave with!! Do not leave my house with anything that doesn't belong to you. EVERYBODY WILL BE SUBJECTED TO A BODY SEARCH COMING AND GOING OUT OF MY DOMAIN!!!

8. Do not leave your kids so you can go hopping from house to house. This is not a DAYCARE CENTER ! There will be a kid-parent roll call every ten minutes. Any parent that is not present at the time of roll call, your child will b e put outside until you come and get him or her. After 24 hours, I will call DHS on your ignorant a***!!

9. BOOK YOUR HOTEL ROOM BEFORE YOU COME INTO TOWN!! There will be no sleeping over at my house! You are to come and eat dinner and take your a** home or to your hotel room. EVERYBODY GETS KICKED THE HELL OUT AT 11:00 pm. You will get a 15 minute warning bell ring.

10. Last but not least! ONE P LATE PER PERSON!! This is not a soup kitchen. I am not trying to feed your family until Christmas dinner! You will be supervised when you fix your plate. Anything over the appropriate amount will be charged to you before you leave. There will be a cash register at the door. Thanks to Cousin Alfred and his greedy a** family, we now have a credit card machine! So VISA and MASTERCARD are now being accepted. NO FOOD STAM P S OR ACCESS CARDS YET!

Anyway, just wanted to let you know what was going on in my world.

Luv ya.

YEAAAAAA ME!!

Yet there is still another issue of hate and crime against people of color going on. Has everyone heard about Ms. Megan Williams was kidnapped, tortured, and raped by 6 white suspects (3 men & 3 women). Here is an excerpt from the story that has yet get national attention.

"The woman was forced to eat rat and dog feces and drink from a toilet, according to the criminal complaint filed in magistrate court based on what the suspects told deputies. She also had been choked with a cord, it alleges. Deputies say the woman was also doused with hot water while being sexually assaulted."

Come on people, what in the world. Where are we living that you can up and kidnap a person (regardless to the color) and make them eat rat and dog feces. Not only that, but this woman was stabbed multiple times. Reportedly when the police arrived to question someone at a house in which Ms. Williams was last seen, one of the white female suspects said she was home alone, then all of a sudden a black woman bleeding falls out of the screen door. PEOPLE, what in the world!!

To read the story click on this link http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory?id=3590598 or research Megan Williams.

I'm to through......

I said all that to say this. Of all the things I have wanted I didn’t realize that there is a season for everything. Think about it. You plant in the Spring(Seed Time) and Harvest in the Fall (those bible scholars know what I'm talking about). Duh… I don’t know why it took me so long to think about this, but it did. I ran across this scripture that says...."To every thing there is a season, and a time to every purpose:" Ecclesiastes 3:1.

Just thought I would share some of my thoughts for the day. To Ann and Daddi, thanks for encouraging me on last week. Your words made a tremendous difference.

So this I say, on one hand, I feel fortunate that I don't have to deal with crappy marriage, but on the other hand I do long to have someone to hold me on those days when work was stressful or just because its cold and rainy outside.

Oh well, as always I will be ok