TERRI'S THOUGHTS AND CONFUSION...

I love my computer

Tue, 04 Sep 2007 05:20:40 GMT

I have been sooooo lucky to have had sooooo many emails and messages from all our friends.......

I must send my thanks to whoever sent me the one about poop in the glue on envelopes because I now have to use a wet towel with every envelope that needs sealing.

Also, now I have to scrub the top of every can I open for the same reason.

I no longer have any savings because I gave it to a sick girl (Penny Brown) who is about to die in the hospital for the 1,387,258th time.

I no longer have any money at all, but that will change once I receive the $15,000 that Bill Gates/Microsoft and AOL are sending me for participating in their "special e-mail program."

I no longer worry about my soul because I have 363,214 angels looking out for me, and St. Theresa's novena has granted my every wish.

I no longer eat KFC because their chickens are actually horrible mutant freaks with no eyes or feathers.

I no longer use cancer-causing deodorants even though I smell like a water buffalo on a hot day.

Thanks to you, I have learned that my prayers only get answered if I forward an email to seven of my friends and make a wish within five minutes.

Because of your concern I no longer drink Coca Cola because it can remove toilet stains.

I no longer can buy gasoline without taking someone along to watch the car so a serial killer won't crawl in my back seat when I'm pumping gas.

I no longer drink Pepsi or Dr. Pepper since the people who make these products are atheists who refuse to put "Under God" on their cans .

I no longer use Saran wrap in the microwave because it causes cancer.

And thanks for letting me know I can't boil a cup of water in the microwave anymore because it will blow up in my face...disfiguring me for life.

I no longer check the coin return on pay phones because I could be pricked with a needle infected with AIDS.

I no longer go to shopping malls because someone will drug me with a perfume sample and rob me.

I no longer receive packages from UPS or FedEx since they are actually Al Qaeda in disguise.

I no longer shop at Target since they are French and don't support our American troops or the Salvation Army.

I no longer answer the phone because someone will ask me to dial a number for which I will get a phone bill with calls to Jamaica , Uganda, Singapore , and Uzbekistan.

Thanks to you, I can't use anyone's toilet but mine because a big brown African spider is lurking under the seat to cause me instant death when it bites my butt.

And thanks to your great advice, I can't ever pick up $5.00 I found in the parking lot because it probably was placed there by a sex molester waiting underneath my car to grab my leg.

I can no longer drive my car because I can't buy gas from certain gas companies!

If you don't send this e-mail to at least 144,000 people in the next 70 minutes, a large dove with diarrhea will land on your head at 5:00 PM this afternoon and the fleas from 12 camels will infest your back, causing you to grow a hairy hump. I know this will occur because it actually happened to a friend of my next door neighbor's ex-mother-in-law's second husband's cousin's beautician...

Have a wonderful day....

Oh, by the way.....A South American scientist from Argentina, after a lengthy study, has discovered that people with insufficient brain activity read their e-mail with their hand on the mouse.

Don't bother taking it off now, it's too late......Terri

Remember

Tue, 17 Apr 2007 04:50:24 GMT

To the 33 families in Virginia that have suffered this terrible lost

American Idiot!

Thu, 29 Mar 2007 15:37:11 GMT

I have been an "Idol" junkie from the start. I've even shed tears over some that had to be cut and the ones that won, (except Studdar), but I'm tearing up now for the talentless fool SANJAYA. He has done his best with the limited talent he has. "Talent Weekly" last year broke the voting blocks down. Of the 23 million weekly votes 70% are under 25 years old and of that 40% are females between 12 and 15 years old!! This young fad starved group of youngsters have no concept of talent but their "cute" vote has destroyed the voting system at Fox. The closer AI gets to the end of the season and down to the really powerful talent of say the last 4 contestants then we will see if the show has lost all it's credibility.

I have a problem!

Thu, 29 Mar 2007 02:28:43 GMT

Hello.....my name is Terri and I am a "Nudieholic!" I have been in "clothing optional" rehab many times. I have had weak sunblock treatments as well as being naked in December! I've been known to rush down to the front curb with the trash can at 6 am while naked. I cut my grass naked, (back yard). I have met new friends at the door naked. I have had this problem for almost 15 years and even got my dear Carlos into it even before we got married, seems that was how he wanted me all the time anyway! He had a hard time about going to resorts at first and I do mean "hard" time. The key was meeting and making new friends. He now loves it and spends most of the weekends bare bottomed. We have had as many as twelve in our hot tub naked and when you turn all the lights out..."oh my Carlos when did you shave your beard?"

Well..... the point is I am hooked on it and it has been the means for meeting some wonderful and affectionate friends. I am lucky in that Carlos works with his brother and good oh loving uncle Pete knows our lifestyle and loves to keep the boys over night if need be. Carlos and I both have certain understandings between us concerning our lifestyle and friends but the issue of our love and respect for each other is solid. Plus he gives a body rub that's not legal in a few states. Would love to hear from some of our private friends and couples by email....love ya, Terri

terri_du_2006@yahoo.com

Hot tubs and kids...

Mon, 26 Mar 2007 05:34:17 GMT

Let me start by saying we all love our hot tub. My boys spend a lot of time in it with their friends and of course my husband and myself love the late evenings in it when the guys go to bed. My sons got used to me walking around and "tubbing" in the nude long ago. While the guys are at school I sometimes have a gal friend over and we relax in the tub and if Carlos gets off early he's in there with us. The rule is to be out before the school bus shows. We have done the nude resort thing but prefer having old and new friends over and TUBBING! Our property covers close to 5 acres plus most of our home has a privacy fence. There is no one close enough to see anything so it's not unusual for me to cut the grass nude or just lay out. We Love the lifestyle and have been part of several clubs that have nude parties and cook outs. Most of the time these events cater to swingers and such and that keeps it interesting. The only real issues I have ever had was getting a good sun blocker. Hope to chat and even meet locally some new friends....Terri

terri_du_2006@yahoo.com

Our Friends

Sat, 17 Mar 2007 23:00:02 GMT

Carlos and I have met a lot of wonderful people in Atlanta over the last few years. The couples and select friends have all been interesting and we have kept the trusted ones as part of our life. On our last trip to a clothing optional resort we all (twelve) chipped in and rented a nice Winnebago and road (naked) all the way to the resort and back. We entertain the same way at home and very quickly you figure people out who is and who is not going to be on the "A" list. We have spent many wonderful hours in the hot tub and sitting around our enclosed property with our friends and often with our boys. When we entertain we always look forward to the affection and close intimate moments with our friends and very quickly you sort out the loving ones from the so called "party studs and the hump me Jane's". This may also be a shock...we also have parties during the holidays and wear clothes!!! Most of the evening any way. .......................Terrisa