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<title><![CDATA[Carol Bland's Blog]]></title>
<link>http://blog.360.yahoo.com/blog-FLEXEYoia6MIBFRnARVP_iU2Tmvhe2TA</link>
<description><![CDATA[I love doing many things and meeting new people.]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Entry for August 02, 2007]]></title>
<link>http://blog.360.yahoo.com/blog-FLEXEYoia6MIBFRnARVP_iU2Tmvhe2TA?p=77</link>
<description><![CDATA[<p><strong><font color="#ffff00"><font color="#ff00ff">Blog Friends, I'm using this photo as my excuse as to why I haven't posted any photo's</font>.</font></strong> But the real reason is that I have been going home, working in my yard, getting clothes ready for the next day, and then crashing. I just haven't gotten to "trying" to enter more photos. Even with all of your helpful instructions I am still intimidated by it all. But, I promise I will try. For now I want to take every advantage of being outdoors and enjoying my yard. So until it rains and I'm stuck inside, please stand-by. </p> <p>WELL NUTS!!!! THE PICTURE I TRIED TO USE DIDN'T COME THROUGH. IT WAS A PICUTURE OF A KITTY ASLEEP ON A LAPTOP. I'M JUST NOT GOOD AT THIS STUFF. I'M GOING BACK OUTSIDE!!!!</p>]]></description>
<pubDate>Thu, 02 Aug 2007 14:31:53 GMT</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Entry for July 25, 2007]]></title>
<link>http://blog.360.yahoo.com/blog-FLEXEYoia6MIBFRnARVP_iU2Tmvhe2TA?p=72</link>
<description><![CDATA[<p>Herrrrrrres Joey!</p> <p>I'M SOOOOO UPSET! I CAN'T FIGURE OUT HOW TO ENTER MORE THAN ONE PIC AT A TIME. I HAVE SEVERAL PIC'S I WANT TO DISPLAY AND I CAN ONLY GET ONE ON EACH BLOG........HELP ME PLEASE.<img src="http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/20.gif" /></p>]]></description>
<pubDate>Wed, 25 Jul 2007 18:02:48 GMT</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Entry for July 24, 2007]]></title>
<link>http://blog.360.yahoo.com/blog-FLEXEYoia6MIBFRnARVP_iU2Tmvhe2TA?p=63</link>
<description><![CDATA[I'm entering a picture of the birdbath I have in front of my house but the real reason I am entering my blog today is that I am so afraid of these people that keep contacting me from Nigiria. I saw a documentary this week and it is very scary how these people are scamming people out of their money. I have had several to contact me. They will show you a picture of someone that is very handsome but it may be of anyone, not the person you are talking to. They make conversation for awhile telling you how much they care for you and how honest they are ,then they start asking you for favors. Everytime I get on my computer they start. How does one get rid of them? It is very scary how some of these people can hack into your personal accounts. I think they are looking for old, fat ,innocent, and naive women like me. They think we are desperate for love and we will pay any price for it! What do you think?<img src="http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/7.gif" />]]></description>
<pubDate>Tue, 24 Jul 2007 14:37:14 GMT</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Entry for July 17, 2007]]></title>
<link>http://blog.360.yahoo.com/blog-FLEXEYoia6MIBFRnARVP_iU2Tmvhe2TA?p=57</link>
<description><![CDATA[<font color="#000000"> <p><span style="font-size:10pt; font-family:Georgia; "><font size="3"><font color="#ffff00">Can somebody help me understand this???? Why is it that age has given men such a boldness and aggressiveness? I didn't experience such outward, blunt, expressions of sexual jesters when I was much younger as I do today. Does a little age give men the false sense of the "right to say and do what ever they think"??? Last Saturday evening I had a date with a man that I had just met. Immediately when we met he grabbed me and gave me a big wet kiss. Pleaseeeee, I would prefer to know a little about the person before I decide to exchange saliva. <img src="http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/31.gif" /> Call me old fashion....whatever. All night he was grabbing me and trying to feel things that he had no invitation to. Whenever I would say anything to try to slow his aggressiveness he would say that we are both "older" and have every "right" to do whatever we want. Well, that statement makes me feel that by being "older" we should be wiser and consider the chances of venereal diseases! Why do men think that a spaghetti dinner should turn me into a cheap prostitute? Am I old fashion? Is this the way things are today? I tend to not want to offend anyone at my own moral expense. Why can't I be more bold and say, "hey, your dinner is not worth me worrying</font> <font color="#ffff00">over catching something from you"?</font> <span style="color:#ff007f; ">(They always come back and say, "They are clean") </span><span style="color:black; "><font color="#ffff00">What should I do and say?</font></span></font></span></p></font>]]></description>
<pubDate>Tue, 17 Jul 2007 15:30:05 GMT</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Entry for July 12, 2007]]></title>
<link>http://blog.360.yahoo.com/blog-FLEXEYoia6MIBFRnARVP_iU2Tmvhe2TA?p=49</link>
<description><![CDATA[<p>Here are some pictures of my house. The "poll" I took yesterday voted for me to enter the pic's to my blog. So, here they are:</p> <p></p>]]></description>
<pubDate>Fri, 13 Jul 2007 01:54:10 GMT</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Entry for July 12, 2007]]></title>
<link>http://blog.360.yahoo.com/blog-FLEXEYoia6MIBFRnARVP_iU2Tmvhe2TA?p=42</link>
<description><![CDATA[<p>Okay, I have several and I mean several failed attempts of trying to transfer a video and a sound message onto my blog..........that being confessed; I'm trying something new. I will now give my efforts to composing a "poll". I know, I wish me good luck too. But here it is:</p> <p>Last night when I was coming home the evening sun was on my house and the yard had just been mowed. It was lovely. I took some photo's. I also took some pic's of my lovely violets. Now; the question is: Would like me to post these pic's? Would you be interested?</p> <p> </p>]]></description>
<pubDate>Thu, 12 Jul 2007 14:57:24 GMT</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Entry for July 11, 2007]]></title>
<link>http://blog.360.yahoo.com/blog-FLEXEYoia6MIBFRnARVP_iU2Tmvhe2TA?p=35</link>
<description><![CDATA[<p align="center" style="text-align:center; "><a name="OLE_LINK2"></a></p> <p align="center" style="text-align:center; ">Good morning everyone. After tugging on my client last night to transfer him into bed I am very sore this morning and I saw this little poem and thought it would be appropriate.</p> <p align="center" style="text-align:center; "><a name="OLE_LINK1"><span><strong><span style="font-size:13.5pt; color:blue; font-family:'Comic Sans MS'; ">ARE YOU LONESOME TONIGHT? (Senior Citizen Version)</span></strong></span></a><span><span><span style="font-size:13.5pt; color:blue; font-family:'Comic Sans MS'; "></span></span></span></p> <p align="center" style="text-align:center; "><span><span><strong><span style="font-size:10pt; color:blue; font-family:Arial; "></span></strong><span style="color:blue; "></span></span></span></p> <p align="center" style="text-align:center; "><span><span><span style="font-size:13.5pt; color:blue; font-family:'Comic Sans MS'; "></span><span style="color:blue; "></span></span></span></p> <p align="center" style="text-align:center; "><span><span><strong><span style="font-size:13.5pt; color:blue; font-family:'Comic Sans MS'; ">Are you lonesome tonight?</span></strong></span></span><span><span><span style="font-size:13.5pt; color:blue; font-family:'Comic Sans MS'; "> <br /><strong><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS'; ">Does your tummy feel tight?</span></strong> <br /><strong><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS'; ">Did you bring your mylanta and tums?</span></strong></span><span style="color:blue; "></span></span></span></p> <p align="center" style="text-align:center; "><span><span><span style="font-size:13.5pt; color:#804000; font-family:'Comic Sans MS'; "></span></span></span><span><span><strong><span style="font-size:13.5pt; color:blue; font-family:'Comic Sans MS'; ">Does your memory stray,</span></strong></span></span><span><span><span style="font-size:13.5pt; color:blue; font-family:'Comic Sans MS'; "> <br /><strong><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS'; ">To that bright sunny day,</span></strong> <br /><strong><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS'; ">When you had all your teeth and your gums?</span></strong></span><span style="color:blue; "></span></span></span></p> <p align="center" style="text-align:center; "><span><span><span style="font-size:13.5pt; color:#804000; font-family:'Comic Sans MS'; "></span></span></span><span><span><strong><span style="font-size:13.5pt; color:blue; font-family:'Comic Sans MS'; ">Is your hairline receding?</span></strong></span></span><span><span><span style="font-size:13.5pt; color:blue; font-family:'Comic Sans MS'; "> <br /><strong><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS'; ">Your eyes growing dim?</span></strong> <br /><strong><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS'; ">Hysterectomy for her,</span></strong> <br /><strong><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS'; ">And its prostate for him.</span></strong> <br /></span></span></span></p> <p align="center" style="text-align:center; "><span><span><span style="font-size:13.5pt; color:#804000; font-family:'Comic Sans MS'; "></span></span></span><span><span><strong><span style="font-size:13.5pt; color:blue; font-family:'Comic Sans MS'; ">Does your back give you pain?</span></strong></span></span><span><span><span style="font-size:13.5pt; color:blue; font-family:'Comic Sans MS'; "> <br /><strong><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS'; ">Do your knees predict rain?</span></strong> <br /><strong><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS'; ">Tell me dear, are you lonesome tonight?</span></strong></span><span style="color:blue; "></span></span></span></p> <p align="center" style="text-align:center; "><span><span><span style="font-size:13.5pt; color:#804000; font-family:'Comic Sans MS'; "></span></span></span><span><span><strong><span style="font-size:13.5pt; color:blue; font-family:'Comic Sans MS'; ">Is your blood pressure up?</span></strong></span></span><span><span><span style="font-size:13.5pt; color:blue; font-family:'Comic Sans MS'; "> <br /><strong><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS'; ">Good cholesterol down?</span></strong> <br /><strong><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS'; ">Are you eating your low fat cuisine?</span></strong></span><span style="color:blue; "></span></span></span></p> <p align="center" style="text-align:center; "><span><span><span style="font-size:13.5pt; color:#804000; font-family:'Comic Sans MS'; "></span></span></span><span><span><strong><span style="font-size:13.5pt; color:blue; font-family:'Comic Sans MS'; ">All that oat bran and fruit,</span></strong></span></span><span><span><span style="font-size:13.5pt; color:blue; font-family:'Comic Sans MS'; "> <br /><strong><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS'; ">Metamucil to boot.</span></strong> <br /><strong><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS'; ">Helps you run like</span></strong> <br /><strong><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS'; ">A well oiled machine.</span></strong> <br /></span></span></span></p> <p align="center" style="text-align:center; "><span><span><span style="font-size:13.5pt; color:#804000; font-family:'Comic Sans MS'; "></span></span></span><span><span><strong><span style="font-size:13.5pt; color:blue; font-family:'Comic Sans MS'; ">If it's football or baseball,</span></strong></span></span><span><span><span style="font-size:13.5pt; color:blue; font-family:'Comic Sans MS'; "> <br /><strong><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS'; ">He sure knows the score.</span></strong> <br /><strong><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS'; ">Yes, he knows where it's at</span></strong> <br /><strong><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS'; ">But forgets what it's for.</span></strong></span><span style="color:blue; "></span></span></span></p> <p align="center" style="text-align:center; "><span><span><strong><span style="font-size:13.5pt; color:blue; font-family:'Comic Sans MS'; ">So your gallbladder's gone,</span></strong></span></span><span><span><span style="font-size:13.5pt; color:blue; font-family:'Comic Sans MS'; "> <br /><strong><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS'; ">But your gout lingers on,</span></strong> <br /><strong><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS'; ">Tell me dear, are you lonesome tonight?</span></strong></span><span style="color:blue; "></span></span></span></p> <p align="center" style="text-align:center; "><span><span><span style="font-size:13.5pt; color:#804000; font-family:'Comic Sans MS'; "></span></span></span><span><span><strong><span style="font-size:13.5pt; color:blue; font-family:'Comic Sans MS'; ">When you're hungry, he's not,</span></strong></span></span><span><span><span style="font-size:13.5pt; color:blue; font-family:'Comic Sans MS'; "> <br /><strong><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS'; ">When you're cold, he is hot,</span></strong> <br /><strong><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS'; ">Then you start that old thermostat war.</span></strong></span><span style="color:blue; "></span></span></span></p> <p align="center" style="text-align:center; "><span><span><strong><span style="font-size:13.5pt; color:blue; font-family:'Comic Sans MS'; ">When you turn out the light,</span></strong></span></span><span><span><span style="font-size:13.5pt; color:blue; font-family:'Comic Sans MS'; "> <br /><strong><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS'; ">He goes left and you go right,</span></strong> <br /><strong><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS'; ">Then you get his great symphonic snore.</span></strong></span><span style="color:blue; "></span></span></span></p> <p align="center" style="text-align:center; "><span><span><span style="font-size:13.5pt; color:#804000; font-family:'Comic Sans MS'; "></span></span></span><span><span><strong><span style="font-size:13.5pt; color:blue; font-family:'Comic Sans MS'; ">He was once so romantic,</span></strong></span></span><span><span><span style="font-size:13.5pt; color:blue; font-family:'Comic Sans MS'; "> <br /><strong><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS'; ">So witty and smart;</span></strong> <br /><strong><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS'; ">How did he turn out to be such</span></strong> <br /><strong><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS'; ">A cranky old fart?</span></strong></span><span style="color:blue; "></span></span></span></p> <p align="center" style="text-align:center; "><span><span><span style="font-size:13.5pt; color:#804000; font-family:'Comic Sans MS'; "></span></span></span><span><span><strong><span style="font-size:13.5pt; color:blue; font-family:'Comic Sans MS'; ">So don't take any bets,</span></strong><span style="color:blue; "></span></span></span></p> <p align="center" style="text-align:center; "><span><span><strong><span style="font-size:13.5pt; color:blue; font-family:'Comic Sans MS'; ">It's as good as it gets,</span></strong><span style="color:blue; "></span></span></span></p> <p align="center" style="text-align:center; "><span><span><strong><span style="font-size:13.5pt; color:blue; font-family:'Comic Sans MS'; ">Tell me dear, are you lonesome tonight? </span></strong></span></span><span><span><span style="font-size:13.5pt; color:blue; font-family:'Comic Sans MS'; "><br /><strong><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS'; ">Ladies and gentlemen, Elvis has left the building.</span></strong></span></span></span><span><span><span style="font-size:13.5pt; color:white; font-family:'Comic Sans MS'; ">l is</span><span style="color:blue; "></span></span></span></p><span></span><span></span> <p><font size="3" face="Times New Roman"></font></p>]]></description>
<pubDate>Wed, 11 Jul 2007 14:53:46 GMT</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Entry for July 10, 2007]]></title>
<link>http://blog.360.yahoo.com/blog-FLEXEYoia6MIBFRnARVP_iU2Tmvhe2TA?p=29</link>
<description><![CDATA[<p style=""><font size="3" face="Times New Roman">I am starting to care for a new client this evening. I met with him and his wife Sunday and they seem like wonderful people. The man is recovering from a stroke. He is also being treated for prostate cancer. He has had many complications, including a colopexostomy and a catheter which he now obtains. Thankfully I am better with my compassion for others than I am with my technical skills. Therefore; I intend to have a nice evening caring and sharing with my new client/friend. <img src="http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/53.gif" /></font></p>]]></description>
<pubDate>Tue, 10 Jul 2007 20:53:46 GMT</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Entry for July 10, 2007]]></title>
<link>http://blog.360.yahoo.com/blog-FLEXEYoia6MIBFRnARVP_iU2Tmvhe2TA?p=27</link>
<description><![CDATA[<p>I have been trying all day to transfer a voice message to my blog...........grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, going crazy, tech challanged, HELP!!!!</p> <p>Okay, I admit it.....the blonde thing is working overtime...<img src="http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/11.gif" /></p>]]></description>
<pubDate>Tue, 10 Jul 2007 20:18:07 GMT</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Entry for July 03, 2007]]></title>
<link>http://blog.360.yahoo.com/blog-FLEXEYoia6MIBFRnARVP_iU2Tmvhe2TA?p=22</link>
<description><![CDATA[Just want to wish everyone a happy 4th of July and THANK EVERY SERVICE MAN AND WOMAN FOR THEIR SACRAFICE TO ALLOW US TO ENJOY OUR 4TH'S. GOD BLESS ALL OF YOU!!!!]]></description>
<pubDate>Tue, 03 Jul 2007 12:40:26 GMT</pubDate>
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