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<title><![CDATA[Thoughts of the Dark Mistress]]></title>
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<title><![CDATA[Entry for September 02, 2008 Necroplex Haunted House]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[Just wanted to share with you the new Haunted House I will be working at this year.<br />  I will be playing Precious the baby doll gone wrong...once human made into a doll &amp; it didn't take right!<br />  If you want to know the story of the House &amp; what it's all about...here is the link...<br />  <br />  http://www.necroplexhauntedhouse.com<br />  <br />  All info will be on the site.<br />  Be sure to check it out!!<br />  <br />  <br />  ]]></description>
<pubDate>Tue, 02 Sep 2008 20:36:28 GMT</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Entry for September 21, 2007...And All Was Silent]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[<p><strong><em><font color="#c00000" size="2" face="Times New Roman, Times, serif">Rage &amp; anger</font></em></strong></p> <p><strong><em><font color="#c00000" size="2" face="Times New Roman">Sorrow &amp; pain</font></em></strong></p> <p><strong><em><font color="#c00000" size="2" face="Times New Roman">All these voices from within</font></em></strong></p> <p><strong><em><font color="#c00000" size="2" face="Times New Roman">Screaming...yelling</font></em></strong></p> <p><strong><em><font color="#c00000" size="2" face="Times New Roman">Hateful...hurtful words</font></em></strong></p> <p><strong><em><font color="#c00000" size="2" face="Times New Roman">Only wanting to die</font></em></strong></p> <p><strong><em><font color="#c00000" size="2" face="Times New Roman">Nothing I do is right</font></em></strong></p> <p><strong><em><font color="#c00000" size="2" face="Times New Roman">Can't breathe</font></em></strong></p> <p><strong><em><font color="#c00000" size="2" face="Times New Roman">Can't take no more</font></em></strong></p> <p><strong><em><font color="#c00000" size="2" face="Times New Roman">So much pain</font></em></strong></p> <p><strong><em><font color="#c00000" size="2" face="Times New Roman">So much sorrow</font></em></strong></p> <p><strong><em><font color="#c00000" size="2" face="Times New Roman">feeling there is no tomorrow</font></em></strong></p> <p><strong><em><font color="#c00000" size="2" face="Times New Roman">Failing...falling</font></em></strong></p> <p><strong><em><font color="#c00000" size="2" face="Times New Roman">So much agonizing pain</font></em></strong></p> <p><strong><em><font color="#c00000" size="2" face="Times New Roman">So numb...so cold</font></em></strong></p> <p><strong><em><font color="#c00000" size="2" face="Times New Roman">Slipping away</font></em></strong></p> <p><strong><em><font color="#c00000" size="2" face="Times New Roman">I see the light</font></em></strong></p> <p><strong><em><font color="#c00000" size="2" face="Times New Roman">...And all was silent</font></em></strong></p>]]></description>
<pubDate>Fri, 21 Sep 2007 13:54:31 GMT</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Entry for September 17, 2007 Dragons &amp; Heavy Metal]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[<p>I thought this was funny so I am sharing with you *smiles*</p> <p> </p> <p>DRAGONS &amp; HEAVY METAL <br /><br /><br />HEAVY METAL <br />The protagonist arrives on a Harley, kills the dragon, drinks a few beers, and bones the princess. <br /><br />POWER METAL <br />The protagonist arrives riding a white unicorn, escapes from the dragon, saves the princess and makes love to her in an enchanted forest. <br /><br />THRASH METAL <br />The protagonist arrives, fights the dragon, saves the princess and fucks her. <br /><br />FOLK METAL <br />The protagonist arrives with some friends playing accordions, violins, flutes and many more weird instruments. The dragon falls asleep (because of all the dancing). Then they all leave...without the princess. <br /><br />VIKING METAL <br />The protagonist arrives in a ship, kills the dragon with his mighty axe, skins the dragon and eats it, rapes the princess to death, steals her belongings, and burns the castle before leaving. <br /><br />DEATH METAL <br />The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon, fucks the princess and kills her, then leaves. <br /><br />BLACK METAL <br />The protagonist arrives at midnight, kills the dragon and impales it in front of the castle. Then he sodomizes the princess, drinks her blood in a ritual before killing her. Then he impales the princess next to the dragon. <br /><br />GORE METAL <br />The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon and spreads his guts in front of the castle, fucks the princess and kills her. Then he fucks the dead body, slashes her belly, and eats her guts. Then he fucks the carcass again, burns the corpse, and fucks it for the last time. <br /><br />GRIND METAL <br />The protagonist arrives, screams something completely indecipherable for about 30 seconds, and then leaves. <br /><br />DOOM METAL <br />The protagonist arrives, sees the size of the dragon, and thinks he could never beat him. He gets depressed and commits suicide. The dragons eats his body and the princess as dessert. That's the end of the sad story. <br /><br />GOTHIC METAL <br />The princess in a velvet costume starts singing soprano. The protagonist completes the duet by adding the beast part, while the dragon plays the flute. Suddenly the dragon swallows the flute and accidently scorches the beauty and the beast and suffocates to death. All their souls are damned in hell for all eternity. <br /><br />PROGRESSIVE METAL <br />The protagonist arrives with a guitar and plays a solo of 26 minutes. The dragon kills himself out of boredom. The protagonist arrives at the princess' bedroom, plays another solo with all the techniques and tunes he learned in the last year of the conservatory. The princess escapes looking for the HEAVY METAL protagonist. <br /><br />INDUSTRIAL METAL <br />The protagonist arrives wearing a greasy overcoat, makes an obscene gesture towards the dragon, and gets escorted out of fairy tale land by security guards. <br /><br />SPEED METAL <br />Suddenly there, short solo, dragon is confused, someone's screaming weird stuff, princess realizes she's been deflowered, dragon and princess are still looking for the one who did this. <br /><br />CHRISTIAN METAL <br />The protagonist rides in on his way home from church and sings a mushy power ballad to the dragon about how much Jesus loves him and that the dragon should turn to Him. The Dragon is immediately converted, and when the princess wants to "thank" the protagonist he replies, "sorry, but I don't believe in having sex before marriage". <br /><br />GLAM METAL <br />The protagonist arrives, the dragon laughs at the guy's appearance and lets him enter. He steals the princess' make-up and tries to paint the castle in a beautiful pink color. <br /><br />BATTLE METAL <br />The protagonist arrives with a legion of a hundred brave footmen, war chariots, and a dozen elite warriors, and as a master tactician, flanks the dragon in a bloody siege that lasts six hours. The princess gets bored. <br /><br />NU METAL <br />The protagonist arrives in a run down Honda Civic and attempts to fight the dragon but he burns to death when his moronic baggy clothes catch fire. <br /><br />EMO <br />The protagonist sees the dragon and moans about how hard it will be to get the princess to fall in love with him. He gets eaten. The princess is very happy, because he was a whiny fag anyway. <br /><br /><br /><br /><br /></p>]]></description>
<pubDate>Mon, 17 Sep 2007 13:50:38 GMT</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Entry for September 03, 2007 50 Random things about me]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[<p>1. Height? <br />5'2" <br /><br />2. Have you ever smoked heroine? <br />NOPE! <br /><br />3. Do you own a gun? <br />Nope...just daggers &amp; swords *evil grin* <br /><br />5. Do you get nervous before doctor appointments? <br />Not really...just before dentists...don't like them!<br /><br /><br />6. What do you think of hot dogs? <br />They're okay <br /><br /><br />7. What's your favorite Christmas song?</p> <p>Don't care for them.<br /><br />8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning? <br />Usually grab one of my flavored waters or herbal tea. <br /><br />9. Can you do push ups? <br />HAHA...no! <br /><br />10. Is your bathroom clean? <br />yes <br /><br />11. What's your favorite piece of jewelry? <br />The ones you see in my pics. <br /><br />12. Do you like painkillers? <br />I hate taking medicines unless I REALLY need it. <br /><br />13. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex? <br />Umm...it's a secret *winks*<br /><br />14. Do you have A.D.D.? <br />Nope <br /><br />15. What's you middle name? <br />Rachel <br /><br />17. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment? <br />I am tired, bored &amp; need something cold to drink<br /><br />18. Name the last 3 things you have bought today: <br />Nothing <br /><br />19. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink? <br />Flavored waters, Monster, Herbal teas <br /><br />22. Current worry? <br />Not being able to find a job *sighs* <br /><br />23. Current hate? <br />Not living in my own house *cries* <br /><br />24. Favorite place to be? <br />In my room these days <br /><br />25. How you celebrate Christmas? <br />Usually with family but not been in the Xmas mood these days...every year it's the same. I am usually alone...single!<br /><br />26. Where would you like to go? <br />To the other side of the world!<br /><br />27. Do you own slippers? <br />Yes...black satin if you're talking about house slippers.<br /><br />28. What shirt are you wearing? <br />Black tank top with a Rennaisance cross on it &amp; a black skirt</p> <p><br />29. Do you burn or tan? <br />tan <br /><br />30. Favorite color(s)? <br />Black &amp;  Red <br /><br />31. Would you be a pirate? <br />Arrrrrrr...hehe! <br /><br /><br />33. What songs do you sing in the shower? <br />What ever is on the radio as long as it's rock~n~roll!!!! <br /><br />35. What's in your pockets right now? <br />don't have any <br /><br />36. Last thing that made you laugh <br />My boys...they always make me laugh! <br /><br />37. Best bed sheets as a child? <br />Hmm *tries not to hurt self for thinking so far back* not sure...I think they were purple with unicorns on it. <br /><br />39. Last time you cried? <br />day before yesterday at night...was feeling vry down &amp; lonely.<br /><br />40. Do you have a TV in your bedroom? <br />Yes<br /><br />41. Who is your loudest friend? <br />I have a couple *smiles* <br /><br />42. Who is your most silent friend? <br />None are quiet..hehe! <br /><br />43. What is your favorite song <br />Oh gees...too many! <br /><br />44. Do u wish on shooting stars? <br />Of course...doesn't everyone?<br /><br />45. whats ur FAV. BOOK? <br />Well...I have the whole collection of Stephen King.<br /><br />46. What's your favorite candy? <br />The chocolate kind *grins* <br /><br />47. What song do/did you want played at your wedding? <br />I'm 40 now...what makes you think I might get married any ways?!<br /><br />48. What song do you want played at your funeral? <br />Rob Zombie's Living Dead Girl...HAHA!! <br /><br />49. What were you doing @ 12 AM last night? <br />Talking to a longtime friend. <br /><br />50. What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up? <br />Morning already?!! </p>]]></description>
<pubDate>Mon, 03 Sep 2007 08:30:44 GMT</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Entry for August 29, 2007 Back to school!]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[<p>Well hello to all *smiles*</p> <p>Thought it was time to update you on what is going on. As most of you know...I got really sick. I am doing MUCH better now but still had it hanging on to me so I ended up going to the doctors. They ended up taking blood &amp; testing it to see if I am anemic (low iron in blood) OR possible thyroid problem...still awaiting my results. I hope nothing too serious is wrong...I thought possibley that I might have the startings of menopause but doc ruled that out *smiles* after all...I am 40.</p> <p>My boys started back to school yesterday &amp; all went well as I knew they would! Needless to say...my boys were exhausted by the time bedtime came. They were out within 10 minutes after going to bed...hehe! I myself was pretty tired &amp; I actually slept well...been so long since that has happened. It felt really good to sleep soundly!!</p> <p>So far so good is all I can say &amp; thankful I made it to another day *winks*</p> <p>~Salena~</p>]]></description>
<pubDate>Wed, 29 Aug 2007 12:48:06 GMT</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Entry for August 05, 2007 More than a cold &amp; cough]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[<p>Well as most of you know...I have been sick. I found oout I have walking pnumonia(sp) &amp; this coughing has really drove me nuts. The docs have me on a heavy duty antibiotic...I feel so loopty...hehe!</p> <p>Hopefully I'll be back to feeling better...in the meantime...I'm flying high *grins*</p>]]></description>
<pubDate>Sun, 05 Aug 2007 23:10:07 GMT</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Entry for July 27, 2007 Been sick *sighs*]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[<p>I have been sick &amp; having a hard time getting better. The cough alone is very frustrating! As soon as I get to feeling better...I will reply to your messages. Hope all are doing well &amp; have a GREAT weekend!! Much love to you all *hugs tight*</p> <p>~Salena~</p>]]></description>
<pubDate>Sat, 28 Jul 2007 01:09:12 GMT</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Entry for July 17, 2007 This is WEIRD!]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[Okay...most of you know that I had been without internet for over 3 months now. Well...I just recently got it back...dial~up but at least I'm back online. I check my messages all the time since I have had it back. For about 4 to 5 days I have not had but maybe 1 or 2 messages. Today...after signing in...it said I had 22 messages!!! I was like WTF?!! That is a lot!!<br />
As I start to go through them...they dated back to May 2007! I have missed out on a couple of modeling jobs & a few other things. Needless to say I was HOT under the collar...I was so damn mad! I do not know why these messages NEVER showed before. I am SO SO sorry for not replying to these messages...I never knew I had them to begin with. Hopefully...the last couple that I did get I replied in time for a photo shoot *crosses fingers*<br />
I do not know why they never showed *sighs sadly*<br />
My friends mean a whole lot to me & I would NEVER ignore you guys!! So sorry this happened.]]></description>
<pubDate>Tue, 17 Jul 2007 22:38:28 GMT</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Entry for July 10, 2007 Finally have internet back!]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[<p>So glad that I have my internet back on...dial~up but I am NOT complaining...hehe! I have a lot of catching up to do! Now there won't be such a long delay in replying to my messages *grins*</p> <p>I'm SO HAPPY *dances around*</p>]]></description>
<pubDate>Tue, 10 Jul 2007 20:52:05 GMT</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Entry for July 07, 2007 Hope things change soon]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[<p>Well...here it is July &amp; I still have no internet *cries* I miss it so much &amp; I miss all my friends!! Hope all are doing well...I just hope things change for me soon *sighs*</p> <p>Not having a job sucks!</p>]]></description>
<pubDate>Sat, 07 Jul 2007 18:21:37 GMT</pubDate>
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