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An series of unplanned raves by a well known grumble bum. If you are easily offended you should read on....
I stood in line with my new wife at Sydney International, laughing and joking with her, taking photos of her looking drawn and anxious as the final minutes of our honeymoon ticked by all too quickly.
Then she was through a gate, and I was left facing a three hour train ride home. Newcastle to Sydney and return – over eight hours of travel or waiting in terminals of one sort or another. I wouldn’t have minded so much if I was going on a holiday but I was seeing my wife of twenty days off as she returned home after a short three week holiday/honeymoon. That made the usually quite reasonable train journey all that more intolerable.
I felt pretty rotten when I left her crying in Puerto Princesa last April, but this was much much more difficult. She is coming back in December (I hope) and that is not so long to wait, but then I lose her again until April 09 so the next separation will cost us more emotionally.
On the bright side, I have a wife again and soon I will have the joy of her company full time. We both knew this would be a challenging experience and we are both living up to the challenge an I think she deals with the hardships much better than I do.
So, backtracking a bit: The wedding went as well as I planned. Mary Grace arrived on Sunday 12th Oct and on Monday 13th was being fitted in her wedding dress. I took some great shots of that process but lost them all because MG had inadvertently bought with her, a nasty piece of malware (virus) in a camera memory card which infected my laptop.
Subsequently we couldn’t plug any USB devices like external hard dives onto the laptop because the damned thing jumped as soon as you. So my computer was re-formatted and all those first and second day pics have gone to the gods. On a bright note, since w are both keep photographers, we got heap of photos of the holiday.
I decided against formal wedding photography. I think people get conned by wedding photographers into buying into hundreds of shots of everyone who shows up and in m opinion, a few of the guests, a few of the bridal party going through their routines and that’s about it. Besides, I thought could do it all myself and use a tripod where I was required in a shot – you know set the timer then run back to take your place in the picture.
As it transpired, I had a friend take a few and I took a few and that was all – I have enough and for those that have waited for them, here they are:

The bridal party, Best Man, Old Man, freezing young pinay and beautiful bridesmaids. Before Mary Grace even arrived in Australia I was aware that rain was forecast for the big day but I had booked a local park for a nice Spring outdoor wedding.
The rain held off thank God but it was gloomy, threatened to bucket at any minute and was pretty damned cold. So hopefully, if the bride looks a tad grim it was because she is a tropical orchid and was freezing rather than her choice of husband. At least I hope that was the case.

I hope I look happy here because I was feeling pretty damned happy and very much in awe of my wife let me tell you. For a girl who is as inexperienced in some of life's ways as she is, she did me proud. She bore herself with dignity and poise and with the exception of one small moment when she became a bit emotional, she ruled the day. She looked awesome in her dress and yes, for the photos, she braved the cold but for the ceremony I gave up my nice warm jacket for her.
That is all for now readers I have to get back to the tale of the April holiday before I post any more shots of our recent adventures, so... no, wait, one more.......

How does one cut a wedding cake? Carefully of course !! It was much nicer looking than the photo and the reception was relaxed, happy and elegant but good fun also. Everyone had a nice time and the last guests to leave were thrown out after a small fracas with some university students at around 1am the next morning!!
Peace, love and mung beans
Mick and Mary Grace out......
Hello Blessed Lovelies!!
Here continueth the Palawan series of Blogs.
I want to point out one thing to you dear reader: I am not writing these blogs for any other reason than to tell the story of my travels in an honest and hopefully amusing way. It is not my intention to denigrate local tourist facilities in Puerto Princesa or anywhere else in the Philippines. It is true I had a certain set of expectations of the tourist attractions I had researched online prior to travelling. It would be untrue to say that the expectations were not met, more that they were met but not in the way I expected.
I think it true to say, I came away from the holiday with a deep and abiding sense of satisfaction. I had, after all, met face to face with my lovely bride to be and validated the relationship which was mapped out so carefully online. But there was more to it, I was in a place so different to my own experiences and values that it changed me a little – and changed me for the better. You have to appreciate experiences like that.
I have tried to sum up Puerto Princesa City in so many words, and yet the true value, the sense of the place eludes me even now. In this blog I will reveal some more of the beauty and squalor of the place, the poverty and the industriousness of the people. I hope my photos and sometimes irreverent narrative will convey the right impression of this place.
And now for some irreverence:
It was April 7th – day 6 of the holiday and gloomy was the sky ere we set out, hearts heaving with the excitement of adventure and unmitigated pleasure which, we imagined, awaited us. Twenty three seconds later, in wringing wet clothes, we stood outside the Pension waiting for a tricycle driver to pick us up. The first guy to arrive was the size of a horse. You don’t see too many fat Pinoys, they are an attractive people but of course there are exceptions to every rule.
Off we set, spluttering down the road, intent on sightseeing our way around the Butterfly Farm and Vietnamese Village, two destinations I had researched online.
Once we left the precincts of Puerto Princesa proper, the suburbs gave way to a cross between suburban and rural geography. Riding in a tricycle is to be pleasantly exposed to your surroundings, by dint of the size and design and inherit flimsiness of the vehicle. So if it rains, you will get wet. If it is dusty, well you get the picture. But the breeze is plentiful and pleasant and the sightseeing is easy and relaxed.
Eventually we got to the Butterfly farm which is a small, but pretty tropical garden, enclosed in one would assume, butterfly proof netting. The Farm itself sits in a quadrangle, surrounded on all sides by walls or buildings. The admission price is cheap but there are no tiny people riding dragonflies and herding domesticated butterflies to milking or branding as alluded to in my previous blog. Once I got over the disappointment of the latter, I regarded my surroundings and decided two things: crumbling and perhaps a little under maintained, interestingly humid.
There wer lots of beautiful tropical plants


She is beautiful isn’t she? I’m marrying her in about 23 days from now. Me. Even I can’t get over it. You should know how lucky I feel readers, talk about mung bean free days!!
So yup mind back on the tourist thing. I spent a good two hours or so chasing butterflies around the quadrangle. There were not a lot of different species. Personally I expected more, but we had the place to ourselves so I was able to grab some reasonable photos.

Expectation made these three times bigger and wildly colourful but these were pretty in their own way......



this is more like it !!


The planting was typically tropical so there were opportunities to snap a pretty flower here and there. The insects were not particularly co-operative. Perhaps we were there at the wrong time of year, I was expecting huge, colourful giants, breathtaking colours and lots more butterflies than were actually present. But my expectations were met because I was in the company of a beautiful woman, yup here she is again:

Hey, I'm in love here - I'm allowed!!
And it was a pleasant – although moist couple of hours during which time I changed expectations and was happy none the less.
We left the Butterfly Farm and went next to the Vietnamese Village. Now there was a big change of expectation. It seemed apparent on arrival that the place was deserted!


Deserted and run down yet here was a neat Catholic Church and a shrine to the Virgin Mary (blue is her colour apparently – note the colour of most of the buildings) midst all the desolation.



I thought we would be in a village, run as a tourist attraction with lots of people living there dispossessed lives – this village was originally founded by Catholic Vietnamese refugees fleeing the trauma of post war Vietnam.

I wasn’t thinking of the deserted streets and weedy avenues where vacant blocks spoke of buildings allowed to decay or that had been demolished. I got the impression that this was once a big place but the people, for the most part, had moved on. The souvenir shop which I was interested to look at was closed but once again, my expectations were changed and satisfied in a different way.
This is the entrance to a beautiful and surprisingly large Vietnamese Restaurant.

We ate lunch there, and had a wonderful time. I have a soft spot for Vietnamese cuisine, it is usually lighter and tastier than Chinese food (as it is served here, modified for Australian palates). I was not disappointed the service was elegant and prompt, the food delightful. It was a good find and well worth the tricycle ride.
Forget about the village. If you are ever in Puerto Princesa City, go to the Vietnamese Village for the Church and the restaurant. It was like stepping back to in time a little, we got there early for lunch and were the only diners so it was a serene and relaxing experience.
On the way back to our Pension, not far from the Vietnamese Village, our tricycle blew a tyre. Not huge problem, the driver just pulled over into one of many little workshops where tricycles are repaired and work was under way immediately.

Look at the size of our driver, no wonder the poor bloody tyre went…
We didn’t hang around for long, even though I had this beautiful girl to wait with,

we paid the driver out and hailed another tricycle. It was though, a perfect opportunity to illustrate the average streetscape in that neck of the woods. The squalor and obvious poverty set against a beautiful tropical backdrop.
Just look at the shop where the tyre is being repaired, he’s a mechanic, a tyre repairer, sells clothing, rural supplies, empty drums anything and any way he can turn a piso and feed his family.

These little businesses scratching out a living by the roadside. Dirty, dusty little stops along the highway usually just tacked onto the front of the house, selling beer and Tanduay Rum alongside candy and soft drinks, fixing tyres, topping up mobile phones “Load” as they call it, anything to make a living, raise their kids, worship their God and live decent, industrious lives.
Everyone works here, if you don’t you are supported by someone who does, otherwise you starve. And yet these people seem happy in their day to day lives.
And finally, here is the Jeepney, king of the Philippine roadways, transport for the masses. The people sitting on top of the vehicle are those who pass smelly farts and are asked politely to sit outside, on the roof.

Peace, love and mung beans to make you fart!!
Mick Out.....
OK so the order of the Blogs has gone awry numerically but I am trying not to lose sleep about it so you, gentle reader, should try to do the same…..
The heat readers, the interminable, ever present, stifling humidity!! I sweated buckets in Puerto Princesa City as MG showed me around some tourist traps. I had researched these before the trip. Now concentrate, this bit is important and should be added to all online pages about Palawan. It is hot, hot and humid, but it is a great place.
I traipse after her in my limp, damp, clinging, un-bloody-comfortable clothes, salty water stinging my eyes but on the bright side and unlike Oz, hardly any flies.
There are three local attractions which have piqued my interest. The Iwahig Penal Farm, The Local Crocodile Emporium, The Vietnamese Village and Honda Bay Island Hopping. Damn, four local attractions. Not to mention the butterfly farm (visions of butterfly wranglers riding dragonflies bob in my peripheral brainscape – rounding up the butterflies and extracting butterfly milk to make butterfly butter [why else do they call them butterflies] or perhaps a little bit of branding butterfly calves or even butterfly thighs….. hmmmn even I think this bit is a little off centre). OK, OK – five local attractions !! By the way the butterfly farm and Vietnamese Village - due to a late amendment will feature in the next blog.
We hire a tricycle driver and on an afternoon of gathering storms, head out into the boonies to visit Iwahig and the crocodile farm. Boonies – or boondocks is an American slang word for a remote or wild place and originates in the Philippines from the Tagalog word “bundock” which means mountain. True story, research the etymology if you don’t believe me

So I think the driver got a little lost or maybe it was planned… all I know is: we drove through a lot of Iwahig – the countryside was mostly like this, rice paddies and mountains but spectacular against the darkness of the sky. I kept wondering how dry we would stay in the tricycle if it started pouring rain.



After a very long drive over some pretty crook roads, through a prison gate, then more crook roads until we reached a pretty little stream. Ummm ok – it is pretty. Not the prettiest place mind … but good enough for a respite from the roads. We were up in the hills some, and no sign of the penal farm. It was all a little odd.

Never mind, the scenery was spectacular – and did I mention the humidity? The tricycle driver was a young bloke – early 20’s I suppose. I reckon his back and wrists were on the way out from the way they crouch over the motor cycle and from the rough roads they drive over. He was ours for PHP100 piso per hour and I reckon, looking at these roads, he earned his money.

When we finished gawking at the river and the cute little grass huts and had our fill of lukewarm coconut milk, we travelled back over the rough roads to the main highway and then on to the crocodile farm.
The croc farm was a research facility, a place of science – but it had seen better days. There were some buildings which housed baby crocs in all stages of development from stage 1: baby, stage 2: cute to stage 6: rip your leg right off. Which takes us back to stage 1: kill the bloody thing now! OK they were cute.


So on we go to the outside pens. I was thinking crocs galore, lots of different pens, but there was on big enclosure sectioned off – or not – I can’t really remember, containing some massive animals and you viewed them from a safe height above, from a metal walkway.

Check the way that platform is tilting downwards alarmingly at the crocodiles. Now that is just bloody carelessness. If that thing breaks all those tourists could fall and injure one of those poor crocodiles.
Look how alarmed the saurians all look!!

Yup he looks worried.
And so does he..... very clearly stressed and anxious...

The rest of the croc farm was a jungle patch with a dry creek bed running through it. The whole lot was meant to be a pleasant meander through the jungle to various animal pens – a mini zoo kind of. As always in rain forest situations there are photo ops:


These are Palawan Hedgehogs.

All I can remember about the rest of the crocodile farm was that every time the track intersected the dry creek bed, there was a bridge crossing and every one of the bridges was overgrown and falling apart, rotten wood, loose planks – an Occ Health and Safety nightmare.
I enjoyed the crocodile farm but it taught me not to raise my expectations too high. Some of the tourist attractions are falling to pieces quite literally or are small and not well maintained. But then the country doesn’t need shiny tourist parks, they can stand on their scenery and their beautiful beaches, the friendly people and the magnificent dive sites and their colonial and wartime history.
Peace Love and mung beans,
Mick Out

Poor dear, she's exhausted by the humidity......