A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down. The waiter, who is also the owner, walks up to the blind man and hands him a menu.

"I'm sorry sir, but I am blind, and can't read the menu. Just bring me a dirty fork from a previous customer, I'll smell it and order from there."

A little confused, the owner walks over to the dirty dish pile and picks up a greasy fork. He returns to the blind man's table and hands it to him. The blind man puts the fork to his nose and takes in a deep breath. "Ah, yes that's what I'll have, meatloaf and mashed potatoes."

Unbelievable, the owner says to himself as he walks towards the kitchen. The cook happens to be the owner's wife and he tells her what had just happened. The blind man eats his meal and leaves. Several days later the blind man returns and the owner mistakenly brings him a menu again. "Sir, remember me? I'm the blind man." I'm sorry, I didn't recognize you. I'll go get you a dirty fork."

The owner again retrieves a dirty fork and brings it to the blind man. After another deep breath, the blind man says, "That smells great, I'll take the macaroni and cheese with broccoli. Once again walking away in disbelief, the owner thinks the blind man is screwing around with him and tells his wife that the next time the blind man comes in he's going to test him.

The blind man eats and leaves.

He returns the following week, but this time the owner sees him coming and runs to the kitchen. He tells his wife, "Mary, rub this fork on your panties before I take it to the blind man."

Mary complies and hands her husband the fork back. As the blind man walks in and sits down, the owner is ready and waiting.

Good afternoon sir, this time I remembered you and I already have the fork ready for you."

The blind man puts the fork to his nose, takes a deep whiff and says, "Hey I didn't know that Mary worked here?"

"The moment a child is born, the mother is also born. She never existed before. The woman existed, but the mother, never. A mother is something absolutely new. HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY to all mommies and mommies-to-be!".

A Mother's Day Song~

• Falling in love
• Laughing 'til your stomach hurts.
• Enjoying a ride down the country side.
• Listening to your favorite song on the radio.
• Going to sleep listening to the rain pouring outside.
• Getting out of the shower and wrapping yourself with a warm, fuzzy towel.
• Passing your final exams with good grades.
• Being a part of an interesting conversation.
• Finding some money in some old pants.
• Laughing at yourself.
• Sharing a wonderful dinner with all your friends.
• Laughing without a reason.
• "Accidentally" hearing someone say something good about you.
• Watching the sunset/ sunrise.
• Listening to a song that reminds you of an important person in your life.
• Receiving or giving your first kiss.
• Feeling this movement in your body when seeing this "special" someone.
• Having a great time with your friends.
• Seeing the one you love happy.
• Wearing the shirt of a person you love and smelling his/her perfume.
• Visiting an old friend of yours and remembering great memories.
• Hearing someone telling you " I LOVE YOU".

"True Friends come in the good times when we tell them to, and come in bad times.... without calling."

So many faces, so many races
Different voices, different choices
Some are mad, while others laugh
Some live alone with no better half
Others grieve while others curse
And others mourn behind a big black hearse
Some are pure and some half-bred
Some are sober and some are wasted
Some are rich because of fate and
Some are poor with no food on their plate
Some stand out while others blend
Some are fat and stout while some are thin
Some are friends and some are foes
Some have some while some have most

Every color and every hue
Is represented by me and you
Take a slide in the slope
Take a look in the kaleidoscope
Spinnin' round, make it twirl
In this kaleidoscope world

Some are great and some are few
Others lie while some tell the truth
Some say poems and some do sing
Others sing through their guitar strings
Some know it all while some act dumb
Let the bassline strum to the bang of the drum
Some can swim while some will sink
And some will find their minds and think
Others walk while others run
You can't talk peace and have a gun
Some are hurt and start to cry
Don't ask me how don't ask me why
Some are friends and some are foes
Some have some while some have most

Every color and every hue
Is represented by me and you
Take a slide in the slope
Take a look in the kaleidoscope
Spinnin' round, make it twirl
In this kaleidoscope world.



It's a beautiful song , originally done by Francis M. ( who just passed away this month) Wonderful lyrics as well. This is the version of the Final 12 of Phil. I dol in where Francis M. was one of its judge.