Adventures through the peephole

How does it feel like to stay at your table, having some dinner, and as stomach begins to replenish, your mind goes blank, almost every thought leaves you, and... suddenly, you get up, you go to the door, without any real reason to do this... eventually you play a little with the key in the lock and have a look through the peephole. And you see HER.

You’d be so surprised, seeing her through the hole, you know she’s coming at you, and you think about how uncomfortable you will feel with yourself, because you’re still in your pijamas, your hair is helter-skelter, you’re unshaven (you know how much she dislikes when your face is unshaven), and the bed is still unmade, even if the morning has been a couple of hours ago and the day has started already.

You start by thinking how much you miss(ed) HER, you question yourself when was the last time when you last seen her, and you get sad... It has been more than one month. You did miss her, but you were too proud to let her know this and thus, you went quiet. You kept the wish to see her silent, without telling her a word, without allowing yourself to admit that you... that you miss her. But anyway, the universe heard what your heard was yelling for. It brought her for you. She is in front of your peephole. Get yourself ready to open the door for her.

You will wake up, all of your departed thoughts will return to your head, to mess you up even more, as SHE closes in... But no. She is not HER!! She’s just a simple neighbor, that you haven’t never noticed passing by. It’s only the simple fact that, her way of walking, in the obscure light, she seemed to be so much alike HER. And for a moment, your heart went crazy.

Why did you leave your table and went to the door without reason, just exactely when “SHE” was passing by? Which is the coincidence? Is there any sign? What does it mean?

Name: Cristian-Nicolae

Birthdate: July 30, 1984, 06:30 AM

Year: WoodRat
Month: Water Monkey
Day: Wood Ox

Characteristics of a Rat

Charming and crafty, the Rat is the epitome of action and mental stimulation. Creativity, inventiveness and innovative thinking are second nature to them. We are drawn to the charming Rat who is always in the middle of the action. They are quick thinkers who really can quickly figure how to get out of a tight spot. The down side is they sometimes have little patience for those of us who can't keep up with them. They also have a restless streak which, if not satisfied, makes them hard to live with at times. The charming Rat acquires a large number of acquaintances, but only a select few ever make it to the Rat's inner circle. For them, he will do almost anything. For everyone else, it's just business.

Positive Traits:

Active, alert, attractive, charming gregarious, imaginative, inquisitive, intuitive, inventive, resourceful, shrewd, and venturesome. It is the first sign of the Chinese zodiac; so, it fittingly represents (initiating) action. Depend on the Rat to get things moving. There is constant mental activity with the Rat. Even when they appear to be resting, be assured their minds are working full speed. Most often they are devising a scheme to earn the most money with the least work.

The crafty Rat is resourceful. What they sometimes might lack in competence, they more than make up for with their quick-thinking, shrewdness and outright deviousness. Trust the Rat to make it through the maze to the cheese.

Their charm serves them well as they are very sociable and usually enjoy parties and clubbing. The Rat thus acquires a wide circle of friends, especially since they are normally attractive to members of the opposite sex.

The clannish Rat, however, is really a private person and, despite appearances, only allows a few people into their inner circle. They cherish those dearly and will do almost anything for them.

Negative Traits:

Crafty, critical, edgy, greedy, grouchy, high strung, impertinent, manipulative, ostentatious, reckless, secretive, and stingy.

Speaking of charm, my does the Rat have and use it. They are adept at gaining your confidence and learning your secrets while holding on to their own. Furthermore, they are not beyond using the information to their advantage.

The opportunistic Rat is great at turning on the charm and manipulating people. Why even bother finding your way through the maze when you can get others to go fetch the cheese?

Because they are constantly in their heads, they are often edgy and easily agitated. Getting along with people is no problem for the Rat but make no mistake about it, they do not tolerate incompetence.

Qualities Admired: Attractiveness and a sharp mind.

Pet Peeves: Idleness and incompetence.

In delir ne sunt alesii,
Astazi si-au votat decret,
S-aiba gratis la coliva,
La cantina si bufet.

Senatori la patru ace,
Deputati la tol decent,
Au venit cu mic cu mare;
E consens in Parlament.

Intr-un gand, intr-o suflare,
Cu un gest firesc,  zglobiu,
Transpartinic isi strang mana
Peste-un lacuit sicriu.

Nu-i nici planset si nici jale,
Dispozitia-i contrara;
Caci in racla azi au pus
Chiar vointa populara.

Inca le mai bate tampla
De la proaspatul omor,
Hulpavi mestecand coliva
Stau cu dosul la popor.

Ei se fac ca alba-i neagra
Si vorbind de sus zic jos,
Dar cand va veni momentul,
Vor primi un sut in dos.

Pacientul Romania cere un transplant urgent,
Cancer e cu metastaze, la organul Parlament.

Mi-este greata de-Antonescu
Si mi-e scarba de Vadim,
Iar Nastase nesimtitul
Rau ma umple de venin.

Adrian Bardu? Minune...
Ce cu limba-nflacarat
La sezut, pe Ceausescu,
Ne da lectii din Senat.

Geoana asta, clapaugul,
Cere pumni peste mustiuc,
Si imensa sila-mi-i
De-un guzgan ca Hrebenciuc.

Greu miroase Iliescu
Aparfumuri de cavou
El pe Nicu Vacaroiu, din borhot
Il scoate nou.

Cand il vad pe Voiculescu,
Zau ca-mi vine sa vomez
Tremur cand auz de Ponta,
Nu pot sa ma concentrez.

Matusica de Norica imi cam da fiori de gheata,
Iar pe lelea Buruiana nu suport s-o vad la fata.

N-are mama si nici tata
Dansatorul de ceardas,
Cand e vorba de ciolane,
Marko Bela e geambas.

Papusarul de Patriciu tine-n brate-un manechin
Imbracat ca prim-ministru? insa hainele nu-i vin.
Panglicari, borfasi, otrepe, profitori, lingai si hoti
Unde esti tu Tepes-Doamne? Mi-e lehamite de toti!
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