Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.
Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge).
His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 -year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a
teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his is
condition.
Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student.
Common Sense lost the will to live as churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.
Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home without the burglar suing you for assault.
Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement. Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.
He is survived by his 3 wicked stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim.
Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.
Who wants to take a poll? Raise your hands. What steams your beans?
- Public Arguing. Make your directorial debut - turn the video you taped them on into Cops.
- 0
- People who try to enforce the rules on others, but fall short of those same rules themselves.
- 2
- Angry people. And I'm not talking about having a simple Pissed Off Moment.
- 0
- The Blame Game. No, it's you, where do you get off telling me, I'm TELLING YOU, It's YOU!!!!
- 0
- Bad drivers. Aren't we all?......................Why aren't more of us in jail?
- 0
- Cell phone use while driving (this is one of my "favorites").
- 2
- Arrogance, which can be misconstrued with the Blame Game.
- 0
- Where the hell is the remote?
- 0
- If it weren't for you, my job would be easier. But you don't tell me how to handle MY JOB!!!!
- 0
- People who, instead of just telling you, go out of their way to be rude instead.
- 1
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