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- Entry for August 04, 2008
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9 Things I Hate About Everyone
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses!5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.8. When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?Monday August 4, 2008 - 03:27pm (MDT) Permanent Link | 0 Comments - Entry for June 14, 2008
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last night was sorta lazy me and jake kicked back on lawn chairs and talked for like an hour of what we wanted to do for a job and college pretty quite.Saturday June 14, 2008 - 08:18am (MDT) Permanent Link | 0 Comments
- December 29, 2007
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Ok so I have like this bestest buddy ever (Melissa) and i haven't seen her in about a year adn i finally saw her at this awsome swedish thing and i talked to her but ever since i haven't from her when i call her she doesn't answer and she never calls me back and her cousin keeps telling me that melissa hates me and i never believed her till resently i heard from another semi trustable source that melissa is angry at me and i don't know why.Saturday December 29, 2007 - 11:26am (MST) Permanent Link | 0 Comments
- Entry for August 07, 2007
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i am a zebra a horse a jaguar roar i like the number t ya i luv to drink metal
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- zebra man rocks the ocean
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- i am a giant dark hose with a lazer on my head
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- iam a jaguar that drives the bus to my cottage cheese
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- metal tastes like a tv
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- iam brave sir mence meat
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- iam lord pony here me xplode
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- iam big miami
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- iam mr kevlar
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- lard lad at my dog
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- hi iam mr jelly bean and i just blew up ur computer
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Tuesday August 7, 2007 - 08:00pm (MDT) Permanent Link | 0 Comments - Entry for July 24, 2007
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i found a cool website called www.homestarrunner.com it is cool but wierdTuesday July 24, 2007 - 07:54pm (MDT) Permanent Link | 0 Comments
