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The cannons don't thunder, there's nothin' to plunder, I'm an over-forty victim of fate, arriving too late…..
- Entry for August 27, 2006 - Twenty Years From Now...
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"Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover."
Mark Twain
Saturday August 26, 2006 - 12:55pm (EDT) Permanent Link | 0 Comments - Entry for August 26, 2006 - Where is Margaritaville?
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It’s in the Tropics... somewhere between the Port of Indecision and Southwest of Disorder, but no parallels of latitude or longitude mark the spot exactly. You don’t have to be a navigator to get there. Palm trees provide the camouflage. Ocean breezes bring the seaplanes and sailboats, tourists and travelers. Passports are not required. Island music rules. No waiting lines for anything. There is a beach and a thatched roof bar perched on the edge of the turquoise sea where you can always find a barstool. There are lots of lies and loads of stories.
Where is Margaritaville? Follow a Jimmy Buffett album into your player and you’ll be transported there......Friday August 25, 2006 - 08:59pm (EDT) Permanent Link | 0 Comments - Entry for August 25, 2006 - What A Week!!!!
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Friday August 25, 2006 - 01:01pm (EDT) Permanent Link | 0 Comments - Entry for August 24, 2006 - Pirate Looks At Forty...
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One of my favorite Buffett songs....read the words....
A Pirate Looks At Forty - Written by - Jimmy Buffett - From - A-1-A
Mother, mother ocean, I have heard you call
Wanted to sail upon your waters since I was three feet tall
You've seen it all, you've seen it all
Watched the men who rode you switch from sails to steam
And in your belly you hold the treasures few have ever seen
Most of 'em dream, most of 'em dream
Yes I am a pirate, two hundred years too late
The cannons don't thunder, there's nothin' to plunder
I'm an over-forty victim of fate
Arriving too late, arriving too late
I've done a bit of smugglin', I've run my share of grass
I made enough money to buy Miami, but I pissed it away so fast
Never meant to last, never meant to last
And I have been drunk now for over two weeks
I passed out and I rallied and I sprung a few leaks
But I got stop wishin', got to go fishin'
Down to rock bottom again
Just a few friends, just a few friends
I go for younger women, lived with several awhile
Though I ran 'em away, they'd come back one day
Still could manage to smile
Just takes a while, just takes a while
Mother, mother ocean, after all the years I've found
My occupational hazard being my occupation's just not around
I feel like I've drowned, gonna head uptown
I feel like I've drowned, gonna head uptownThursday August 24, 2006 - 04:05pm (EDT) Permanent Link | 0 Comments - Wednesday, August 23, 2006 - Chocolate is from heaven....
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Women are from Venus, Chocolate is from heaven....
"The secret of chocolate's particular appeal lies in the cocoa butter -- it melts just below body temperature, which gives it that delicious feeling of dissolving in the mouth," explains Afifi. "Then comes the sudden charge of energy one gets from the sugar, the kick of the caffeine, and of another chemical called phenylethylamine, which acts as a mood enhancer -- all these work together to create the feeling of ecstasy commonly induced by chocolate products."
Of course, in the end, it all comes down to good sex. Doctors have claimed to have discovered the "scientific link" between female needs and chocolate. A recent Italian study by Andrea Salonia, of the San Raffael Hospital in Milan, showed that women who eat chocolate regularly have a better sex life than those who deny themselves the treat. The study revealed that women consuming the sugary snack had the highest levels of desire, arousal and satisfaction from sex.
Wednesday August 23, 2006 - 08:44am (EDT) Permanent Link | 0 Comments
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