Question: You are in a boat in the middle of a river.   You have 2 cigarettes and have to light any one cigarette.   You don't have anything else with you in the boat?    How will you do it?

Ans 1. Take one cigarette and throw it in the water. So the boat will become LIGHTER........using this LIGHTER you can light the other cigarette

Ans 2.You throw a cigarette up and catch it. Catches win Matches. Using the matches that you win, you can light the cigarette

Ans 3.Take water in your hand and drop it drop by drop...(TIP - TIP) "TIP TIP barsa Pani. Pani ne aag lagayee." us aag se hamne cigarette jalayee".

Ans 4.Start praising one cigarette, The other will get jealous & "jalney lagega".

Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity.

aaj fir dil hai kuchh udaas udaas,

 jaane kyun ek mayusi si chhayi hai;

 aaj fir palkon pe pani hai,

 bheer mein hoon fir kyun ye tanhai hai.

The greatest gift I can give you is my time.....

because when I give someone my time,

I'm giving them a portion of my life,

that I will never get back.