Offline IMLast updated Sun Sep 07, 2008 Member since January 2008
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I have heard women say that all the good guys are either married or gay. Well, it seems it works both ways.
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A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says hello. He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from. So he says, 'Do you know me?' To which she replies, 'I think you're the father of one of my kids.' Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, 'My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery???
She looks into his eyes and says calmly, 'No, I'm your son's teacher.The Reverends Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton, while visiting a primary school class, found themselves in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings.
The teacher asked both men if they would like to lead the discussion of the word 'tragedy'. So the illustrious Rev Jackson asks the class for an example of a 'tragedy'.
One little boy stood up and offered: 'If my best friend, who lives on a farm, is playing in the field and a runaway tractor comes along and knocks him dead that would be a tragedy.'
No,' says the Great Jesse Jackson, 'that would be an accident. A little girl raised her hand: 'If a school bus carrying 50 children drove over a cliff, killing everyone inside, that would be a tragedy.' I'm afraid not,' explains the exalted Reverend Al. 'That's what we would call a great loss. The room goes silent. No other children volunteered. Reverend Al searches the room. 'Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?'
Finally at the back of the room little Johnny raises his hand. In a stern voice he says: 'If a plane carrying the Reverends Jackson and Sharpton were struck by a missile and blown to smithereens that would be a tragedy.'
Fantastic!' exclaims Jackson and Sharpton, 'That's right. And can you tell me why that would be a tragedy?
'Well,' says little Johnny, 'because it sure as hell wouldn’t be a great loss, and it probably wouldn't be an accident either!
Got to love Johnny!!!!!!
Saturday June 7, 2008 - 06:19am (CDT) Permanent Link | 1 Comment - Quiz
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A QUIZ...............OK Sandi here it is!!!
1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?OH most definitely
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon, or night?
It really does not matter when.
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?The right side, or together all over it.
4. Pork, beef, or chicken?
Beef
5. Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke
due to drinking?Not while I was driving.
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
Never been asked.
7. Shower or bath?Shower, unless I have company.
8. Do you pee in the shower?
Yes, cures athletes foot doesn’t it?
9. Mexican or Chinese?
Mexican
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?AGGRESSIVE!! VERY AGGRESSIVE IS OK ALSO!!!
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?As friends yes. You got to really know someone to use that L word in a personal relationship. Well at least you should.
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?Have never meet any of them face to face.
13. Love or money?Love without a doubt. Of course money never hurts.
14. Credit or Cash?
Cash only.
15. Has there ever been anyone in your family you wish wasn't?
Not really, don’t like them sometimes but they are always family.
16. Would you rather go camping or to a 5 star hotel?
Depends on the situation.
17. What is the weirdest place you have had sex?On the hood of my patrol car.
18. Would you shave your entire body (including your head) for money?
For the right amount yea, it would be expensive.
19. Have you ever had sex with someone you wish you hadn't?Not at the time. Now the next morning is a whole different story.
20. Ever been to a bar?Yes, professionally and socially.
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club?No, but done some "kicking."
22. Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere?See # 19
23. Kissed someone of the same sex?NO, and don’t look at #19 and draw the wrong conclusion.
24. Favorite drink?Jack and water.
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
Bill Clinton said it was not sex. Who am I to argue.
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Yes, oohh the memories.
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
See # 17.
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Yes, professionally and socially.
29. Bought something from an adult store?Yes, socially only.
30. Have you been caught having sex?By who? And no for #17, thank God.
31. Who do you think has the guts to re post this?Will be fun to see.
Saturday March 8, 2008 - 07:48am (CST) Permanent Link | 3 Comments - Truth or Dare Tag---February 03, 2008
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- TRUTH OR DARE TAG!!!
Truth or 360 Dare
Game rules: ANSWER THE QUESTIONS PERTAINING TO YOUR 360 FRIENDS LIST. WHEN YOU ARE DONE, TAG 4 PEOPLE TO DO THE SAME.ARE YOU READY FOR THE CHALLENGE?
1. Truth: Name one 360 friend whom you would like to be intimate with?
Dare: Post a sexually charged descriptive blog about a
person from your friend's list, 50 words or less.
*TRUTH*
Just one! If I had to pick just one, it would have to be Baby Doll. She melts my butter!!!!I could do the dare on this also!!!
2. Truth: In 20 words or less describe your worst 360 interaction?
Dare: Randomly go to another's page, someone you don't know and tell them you have an oral fixation.
*TRUTH*
I am pretty lucky, have not had a bad experience!
3. Truth: Have you dated anyone from your 360 list and who or would you?
Dare: You will have to disclose if you've ever masturbated and had an orgasm via internet with someone from your 360 list.
*TRUTH*
Never have, several I would love to.
4. Truth: In 20 words or less if you could ban 1 male and 1 female from 360, who would they be and why?
Dare: You will have to post an apology to someone on 360 who's purposely hurt you.
*TRUTH*
I would ban the asshole who has been screwing with a friend of mine on here. It got so bad she deleted her page and is no longer on here. Can't think of any women I would ban, as I said I have been pretty lucky.
5. Truth: Have you ever stalked anyone on 360 or sneakily spied on a 360 love interest's page and why?
Dare: You will have to post on your page a nude photo of yourself that can be seen by all for 1 hour
*TRUTH*
Is it spying if you look at their page while you are IMing? If not, is it stalking if you "touch yourself" while looking at their page?
6. Truth: How many people have you met in person from your 360 page…friends or more?
Dare: Confess one thing you said you’d never do on line that you have.
*TRUTH*
NONE. (Too easy)
7. Truth: Have ever had naughty thoughts about someone on 360 if so what and who?
Dare: for your 360 background post a intimate body part of you for 1hr
*TRUTH*
OH YES, read my page!, that is what it is all about !!!!!Sunday February 3, 2008 - 12:11pm (CST) Permanent Link | 0 Comments - Entry for January 28, 2008
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Still working tons of Over Time. I need more suggestions on what to do with my HUGE . . . . . paycheck!!! I know you sexy ladies can offer some more suggestions.Monday January 28, 2008 - 10:15am (CST) Permanent Link | 2 Comments
- Entry for January 25, 2008
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Been working tons of overtime and should get a HUGE . . . . . paycheck.
I need suggestions on how I should spend the money!!!
Friday January 25, 2008 - 07:54am (CST) Permanent Link | 1 Comment
