High fives to Dick Cheney.

Did you catch the speeches yesterday? I haven't seen them in their entirety, but I saw portions of both (though I did read the transcript from Cheney's speech). I saw two things; a leader (Cheney), and a spoiled brat masquerading as an adult (teh Messiah).

Since wittle Obammie needs lessons in leadership (as well as a diappy change), I'll provide him a cheap one. Leaders don't whine about their fate or the position in which they find themselves. Leaders pick up the reigns and deal with it. They aren't worried about popularity polls, they're worried about doing what's right. "I inherited this mess" is childish finger pointing and should be beneath the office of the president. A leader takes responsibility for what's on his plate regardless of who put it there, and does not seek sympathy for his plight nor adulation for doing what he's supposed to do. A leader owns his problems and seeks to solve them. The Whiner/spoiled brat seeks to lay blame. No less than 6 times in the five minutes that I watched, the Whiner-in-Chief did just that. If nothing else, Barrack Hussein Obama ought to go down in history as the whiniest president to ever occupy the White House. It's not news to me, but it was a great reminder of how just how petulant this man can be when he encounters the least little resistance.

Of course, teh Messiah's defender this morning countered that Cheney mentioned 9/11 twenty three million times in his speech. And? The man was talking about the war. 9/11 is kinda pertinent to the discussion, ya know? How often do you think Pearl Harbor was brought up after December 6, 1941? (Wait, did you just say Pearl Harbor? Warmonger! You hate yellow people!) I understand why the Democrats are determined to scrub it from the collective memory. It's a lot harder to trivialize the radical islamic threat when people get reminded that they killed 3,000 people for the heinous crime of showing up to work on time. It's not those hateful jackasses that are a threat to America, it's cow farts. And you turning on your air conditioner. And you driving to work. I'll even bet you deigned to breath at the same time, didn't you? Callous eco-terrorist!

This defender also put forth my favorite steaming mound of BS excuse for indignant protests of Club Gitmo - It's just a recruiting tool for terrorists. Really? Is this how you think that conversation goes:

Ahmed: Those infidel pigs caught Abdul in the middle of a bombing planning session.
Sayeed: Oh no! Did they execute him?
Ahmed: No! Far worse! They put him in a prison cell in the Caribbean, give him three excellent, nutritious meals a day, provided a Koran, prayer mats, even a guard or two to try and maim.
Sayeed: The Horror! Those... those monsters! Who will blow up this school bus load of children now?
Ahmed: Well, Sayeed, we were hoping you would.
Sayeed: Me? Oh well, ah... umm...
Ahmed: Guantanamo Bay!
Sayeed: I'll do it! Death to the infidel piglets! Admiral Ackbar!

You really think it was that? Or maybe it was the constant frothing at the mouth of activists and a media hell-bent on destroying Bush that promoted Club Gitmo as a house of horrors that served as a recruiting tool? You don't think lying through their teeth and breathlessly publishing every crackpot rumor 'reporters' heard steeled the jihadi to fight? What if instead they actually went and witnessed the place themselves and reported on just how well they were being treated (as some did and were immediately ignored)? Would the outcome have been fighters more willing to surrender and cooperate?

And better yet, now these chuckleheads think that moving them to prisons in the mainland will somehow make it stop? How is it different? Are you freakin' retards serious?

Ahmed: Those infidel pigs caught Sayeed in the middle of a bombing planning session.
Ishaq: Yes, I heard.
Ahmed: No! Far wor... what? Are you not outraged?
Ishaq: Well, no. The infidels moved him to the maximum security penitentiary in Louisiana. He has cable now.
Ahmed: But... who will blow up the school bus now?
Ishaq: Don't look at me. try Fariq. I hear he was quite upset at the infidels for giving him antibiotics for his daughter.
Ahmed: ... but...
Ishaq: Did you not also hear? They elected teh twelfth imam.

Am I off topic now? Probably so, but I'm more fun that way!

Dear God! The sheer, selfish, inhumanity of it! 98,000 death a year attributed to medical mistakes. That's nearly four times the rate of firearm deaths. It's obvious what we need to do, ban doctors and nurses now! Down with Doctors! Down with Nurses!

(Don't worry, Obama's working on it...)

Nancy lied, Terrorists cried.

I just finished reading "The Last Undercover" by ex-FBI agent Bob Hamer. I want to share a passage from it with you, but you need a little background on it first.

The book is primarily about Bob Hamer working undercover to infiltrate NAMBLA and set up a sting for active pedophiles. If you don't know who this group is, it's the North American Man/Boy Love Association. They believe men should be allowed to have "consensual sexual relations" with boys irregardless of age. 5 year olds are mentioned in the book. Do your own research on the rest if you want; if you throw up on your keyboard it's not my fault.

Anyway, in reference to the passage, Agent Hamer is attending one of their annual conferences (in Miami at that time). On break, several of his new "boy lover" friends are sitting around a hotel lounge talking when the following occurs (emphasis mine):

Todd incurred the wrath of some in the room when the conversation turned to politics, and he apologetically admitted to voting for President Bush, the only member to have done so. That announcement turned heads and several times throughout the weekend David, a "dyed-in-the-wool Democrat," brought up the topic.

Heh. Resounding endorsement, that. Maybe the DNC can use it for the next election: Vote Kennedy "Frank" Reid - He's Pedophile Approved!

But wait, there's more!

The sting (to travel overseas for sex with young boys, 14 and under - way under) netted eight arrests and convictions. "Okay..." you seething Libtards are growling, "I'll bet they were priests though!"

Well, you're right. One of them was an ordained minister, though not an active one (he was a chiropractor by trade). "Aha!" you squeal in mental-midget glee. But you see, three of them were school teachers, including a special ed teacher. Also, a psychologist, a dentist, and a personal trainer.

You can rest assured in the entertainment world that priests and pedophilia go hand in hand. Yet what does reality tell us? Of a federal operation to bust pedophiles, 37.5% of them were school teachers (hey, so is this guy. What are the odds?) 37.5% of them were medical professionals. 12.5% had connections to the christian church, but 87.5% of them did not. Atheist morals don't seem to be working as well as those repressive, failed Christian morals that are producing monsters left & right. Oh, and 100% were Democrats, or at best, Libertarians. There was at least one more instance in the book where this loose brotherhood of pedophiles went on a tear about those "damned Republicans and their conservative moral values". Yes, I feel positively icky for not wanting to molest pre-pubescent boys. (Must be a side effect of that horrendous upbringing in a baptist church) I'll leave that level of moral turpitude (or lack thereof) to Barney Frank and the rest of Congress.

Lazy Hollywood writers need a new stereotype. Libtards just need a clue.

Oh, and Nancy? Time to quit. Nancy lied, terrorists cried.