The Simple Truth
Shillary (the tougher, more manly half of Billary) has picked a campaign scheme thong, I mean theme song. The POP CRAP we are going to be bombarded with for the next year and a half is “YOU AND I” by that child-bride Celine Diva. Not only is Screamin’ Dion Canadian, she sings in FRENCH!
Now Wick Silly Clinton admitted to smoking Mary Jane (and any other chick he could get) while in England, but the Senator from Carpetbaggia has never ‘fessed up to her youthful indiscretions. Judging by the lyrics of her new favorite song, she is preemptively treating her GLAUCOMA all the time. You read these and tell me they wouldn’t have gotten Roger McGuinn arrested back in the day:
You and I
Were meant to fly
Higher than the clouds
We’ll sail across the sky
So come with me
And you will feel
That we’re soaring
That we’re floating up so high
‘Cause you and I were meant to fly
GROUND CONTROL TO MAJOR DISGRACE: Don’t sing about getting high. This line also reveals that state secrets will be handed to the TERRISTS if she gets back in the West Wing:
If I could travel across the world
The secrets I would tell
I’ve got a secret for you. You are going to lose. RON PAUL will legalize industrial hemp so you and your Billbeard can move back to Arkantucky and start growing some of that WHITEWATER WEED and get out of politics.
On the (in)Accurate Broadcasting System's This Week, Joe Biden told George Snuffleupagus "I'VE MADE MISTAKES MYSELF IN HOW I PHRASE THINGS."
I wonder if he was talking about these quotes:
"You cannot go to a 7-11 or a Dunkin' Donuts unless you have a slight Indian accent. I'm not joking."
About Barack Obama: "You got the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy."
He used the word "tribal" three times in the first minute of his interview.
His plan for Iraq includes a "standing Contact Group, to include the major powers," to oversee a federation of three independent regions. Nice of you to take on the White Man's Burden, Joe.
Joe also wants public financing of campaigns so the taxpayer can foot the bill for CROOKS, LIARS, AND PLAGIARISTS that want to keep feeding at the trough.
Joe spent a lot of time talking nice to his pal Don Imus over the years. Maybe after the election when both have a lot of time on their hands, they can talk about how good it was when people weren't so uppity.
I'm not saying Biden is RACIST or SEXIST, but he is patronizing and one of the main bosses on the Liberal Plantation. His "plan" is more status quo and not a way to truly get us out of this mess-o'potamia.