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- Entry for April 23, 2006
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Sunday April 23, 2006 - 10:49am (EDT) Permanent Link | 0 Comments
- Entry for April 23, 2006
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I have a grandson, Josh, son to my oldest son, Jon. Jon married a couple of years to a young gal from Vegas Now, Me, my two boys, my daughter and well, actually my whole family is pure country....bonafied rednecks, but without all the prejudice bullshit that is found in a lot of rednecks. Well, my daughter in law seems to be deathly afraid of her son becoming a redneck too..lol..he will be 1 year old in October. My brother and I think that it would be hilarious to have a ceremony on that day to make him an official redneck/hillbilly.My dad will also be involved, as well as my boys, (one of them being Josh's dad), We will be reading passages from the King James version of the Bible, (naturally, we will twist them to suit our ceremony).Keep in mind that my daughter in law is kind of an airhead, but really is very sweet. But my family is bad to pick at her....the ceremony will include annointing Josh with bacon grease smeared on his forehead........Y'all help me out with more ideas for our little ritual
Sunday April 23, 2006 - 09:43am (EDT) Permanent Link | 0 Comments - Entry for March 30, 2006
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HOW TO CLEAN THE HOUSE
1. Open a new file in your PC.
2. Name it "Housework."
3. Send it to the RECYCLE BIN.
4. Empty the RECYCLE BIN.
5. Your PC will ask you, "Are you sure you want
to delete Housework permanently?"
6. Calmly answer, "Yes," and press the mouse
button firmly......
7. Feel better?
Works for me!
Thursday March 30, 2006 - 06:08pm (EST) Permanent Link | 0 Comments - Entry for March 28, 2006
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Just a joke fer y'all
An Irishman named O'Malley went to his doctor. The doctor, after an
> examination, sighed and said, "I've some bad news. You have cancer, and
> you'd best put your affairs in order."
>
> O'Malley was shocked, but managed to compose himself and walk into the
> waiting room, where his son had been waiting.
>
> "Well son, we Irish celebrate when things are good, and we celebrate when
> things don't go well. In this case, things aren't well. I have cancer.
Let's
> head to the pub and have a few pints."
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> After 3 or 4 pints, the two were feeling a little less somber. There were
> some laughs and more beers. They were eventually approached by some of
> O'Malley's old friends, who were curious as to what the two were
> celebrating.
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> O'Malley told his friends they were drinking to his impending end. "I have
> been diagnosed with AIDS." The friends gave O'Malley their condolences,
and
> they had a couple of more beers.
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> After the friends left, O'Malley's son leaned over and whispered, "Dad, I
> thought you said you were dying of cancer, and you just told your friends
> you were dying of AIDS."
>
> O'Malley said, "I don't want any of them sleeping with your Mother after
I'm
> gone."
Tuesday March 28, 2006 - 05:41pm (EST) Permanent Link | 1 Comment - Entry for March 26, 2006
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The Po' Boy, Back in the Day....Me on the Right....don't be askeeredSunday March 26, 2006 - 08:37am (EST) Permanent Link | 2 Comments
