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An insight to the wind swept and intresting life i lead.... ok maybe i over did it there :)
- Lazy days at home.
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Five years maybe 6 sitting at home doing nothing did not give me the pleasure i am getting with my days at home now college has officially ended till september.
Im worried that my blogs will become more like tribunes from dull house and home than wind swept and intresting but i can't help myself lol. The peace i have in my life right now, the security i feel as part of a family allows me to enjoy homelife and being the little "leave it... I MEAN IT".. woman lol.
Not one in the past for day time tv i enjoy watching under the hammer in the mornings, and god forbid they are now running DALLAS currently from the start and i cant help meself lol. kids are sorted around five for their tea and i pop it on lol. I am afraid its going to get worse as UK gold promise the summer as a build up to the who shot JR epic cliff hanger annnnnd next wednesday see's the entry to the BIG BROTHER 8 house OMG... be prepared/warned what ever i will drone on and on in BLOG about it so as of next week you may wish to avoid my updates till the end of AUGUST. BUT... i promise you this.. im soooo not getting scammed by voting this year. Im not overly sad and need sectioning though as i dont sit glued to the tv watching sleeping people or wait for live feeds, nor do i have it jetted to my fone text style. I simply watch the highlights, get the papers to read over breakfast and follow a couple of BB reputable forums lol. My vents rants tears and laughter are normally a day late lol but what the hell.
Soooooo daily life... hmmmmmm plans for mums wedding are going well.. my hairy beast has been with the men folk to hire their suits and looks so lovely. Both sons are to be dressed as the groom and best men in waist coats shiney shoes etc at £70 EACH! robbing b*stards. Admitted they will look wonderful and it is a special day and all that but holy moly there wearing bin bags when i get married and string.
Mind you having said that both bride and daughter (thats me and mum for those not with it) are getting ours made so will be as bad. Im doing conventional for the event... so not me but i think im gonna get a frock to chang into.
what do you think to these...
A.... this style
this material.... 
ORRRRRRRRRRRRRR
B.... this style...
this material ......... 
Ahhhh decisions decisions... please feel free to adise lol. oh that reminds me i went with advice and black n white lace 14 hole dr martens are on there way curtesy of my mum as a birthday present wooo hooooo... june biggies im gonna rock.
Which dress should i get for mum and les wedding?
- A.. you lolita in pink
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- B.. retro baby like yer style grrrrrrrr baby
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- mutton dressed as fat back piglet what are you thinking
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Thursday May 24, 2007 - 08:08am (PDT) Permanent Link | 1 Comment - A minor grumble
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Just a small wee gripe... grumble ..general blurb of cheesed off ness lol
If i went into Mac donalds and bought say a delicous meal of big mac, 20 nuggets with yummy sauces, large fries and a coke.. or into tgi fridays and stuffed my fat face with such overly priced but outstandingly scrumptous grindidge...
I do not then go into the same establishment and call up there cook and tell them that so was the desirable meal of the night before that i had an equisite orgasm that very morning pooping the left overs out.
So when i enjoy doing new pictures or posting current ones for people for there pleasure as well as mine ... i really ( no i honestly mean it) don't need the feed back from strangers telling me that they had cracked one off while looking at them.
Ok don't get me wrong its always nice to be flattered and here peoples general thoughs, i love love love comments and messages left here... tell me a lady who does not like flattery.. but personal run down of what they did over them ... then no thank you.
The other thing im a bit fed up with is guys who do not take no for an answer. I enjoy chatting with you and flirting but when i say i do not have a web cam right now.. why do you not believe me. when i say im only intrested in chat, i never venture out for personal meets and i dont care if you do look like brad pitt.. they ask do i have a friend who is u p for fun... my reply simple.. have i got PIMP written across my forhead.
GRRRRrrrrrrrrrrr lol ok rant over.. im smiley.
Friday June 23, 2006 - 08:02am (PDT) Permanent Link - Forgive me father
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For i have sinned.It has been 36 six years since my last confession, I would be to afraid to unleash the most inner thoughts of my mind to anyone so pure for fear of turning them over to the dark side :)But it appears i have pissed the almighty off and i found in my box yesterday morning.. other than fluff and emails from desirable young men who would have me teach them all i know.. a TOS warning. (wonder who sent that huh ...tut..what goes around comes around people)Some way shape or form i seemed to have broken (nooo i wouldn't not me) the rules of yahoo and upset them. They say i MAY have broken the guidelines but failed to offer me any advice or guidence on what i have done or how i can correct the error of my ways.The only thing i can think of to do, to make it up to them and perhaps gain back a few feathers for my wings, so i may try and to into heaven is to put my blog on private so only those who are my friends and friends of theirs can view it..shame :( ... and worse still.. i have removed an dodgy pictures ( by dodgy i dont mean any that make me look like the ANTI CHRIST) but nipples and such like from my album and blog page.The good news is........ i've replaced some of them with all girly girly pink and heavenly to make ammends from my new pretty in pink set. Ohhhhhhhhhh don't be fooled by the smile, feathers and halo.. the set ends with me sporting my new strap on...well you didn't think i could be converted to a non sinner that easily did you.MMMMMMMmmmmwwwwwwwhahahahahahahahaI'm so very very good at being bad.If anyone would like to go through TOS and tell me where they think i may have upset yahoo then please feel free to do so and forever ingratiate yourselves in my favour and earn yourself a couple of private pics for the trouble. i do so hate reading manuals, rules, instructions and such like.. which is why ladies in my advice..it helps to date a geeky techie who is a whizz at such things.:) thank you for restoring sound back to my puter sweetie, who knew all it took was to go to the sound icon and... TURN IT BACK UP. Kids don't you just love em grrrrrrrrrrrrSo on the whole I have had a great day :) Im totally exhausted from staying up so late the night before..what can i say.. I couldn't sleep.. you know some nights when you sit up and question the whole meaning of life.. then in the morning you realise you shouldn't have eaten so much cheese before you went to bed it clouded your dreams.. but ohhhhhhhhhh what blissful dreams and now reality:) today has been a good day and this is my happy face :) i have had good company and a very smiley time and hey new pictures... lol what more can an attention seeking chubby want.The pigletxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxThursday June 22, 2006 - 11:59am (PDT) Permanent Link - MINI WAVE TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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This is my smiley face.I have this face today for a number of reasons... and you just know im gonna waffle and tell you why lol.1. it could be that in my swimming session this morning i encountered two beautiful things. No not the feeling of naughty child likeness one gets peeing in the pool ( or is that just me) or knowing the tit that keeps bumping into you on purpose to get a pervy touch is swimming through it behind me.. although that does produce a giggle i will admit.But a lady who my mum was chatting to and churns her pathway up and down the pool ( i potter in plod up and down but i enjoy it) is indeed .... 85 years old. I was like no bloody way that's marvellous. I cant get over how great that really is.The other lady in the chat circle (when you become regular swimmers you get to know the people) was on her own for a change. I asked her what had happened to her husband that day and to my embarrassment she laughed and said it was her dad. she was 59 he was 81. Well, f*ck me that old bugger looked good for 81. She said he was off womanising again and working on wife number 4 while having a mistress on the go for the last 40 YEARS no less.Ok if my mouth had of dropped any further i would have drowned lol. I admit he looks handsome for 81. More a good looking 50 i would say, and as a woman with an eye lol i can see how the ladeezz could still go for him.Bet he was wicked in his prime.Not sure if id be prepared to go there now like and see for myself lololol but will take anyone else's word for it.. jeez 81 id be the one who killed him knowing my luck.2. And the second reason..note here no spelling errors today in tribute to my achievement ... I've been accepted onto my course at college. … Ohhhh nooooo not just accepted but accepted on the 1 year course instead of over two. This will mean i get into university a year earlier wooooooooooooo hooooooooooooooooooooooI will do three full time days and one half day covering english, maths, literature, history and psychology. Im so proud of myself and i can't stop smiling. This time next year i will be embarking on becoming a real journalist and professional writer.This is my dream course the one i want and will be doing alongside a journalism one...Ten years from now you will find me in my local library stroking the spine of my first novel lovingly. I will be to broke to purchase it, due to the fee i got for writing it, going straight to the uni to pay off the tuition fee's psmlI'm so happy right now i could burst.Thank you to everyone who sent good luck texts, messages and calls..Tuesday June 20, 2006 - 11:54am (PDT) Permanent Link | 4 Comments - Entry for June 19, 2006
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Hmmmmmmmmmm yeahhhhhhhhhhhhh don't expect a huge epoilogue marathon peice tonight.. i think im a bit talked out lol... and these poxy nails are doing my swede (head) in.
Only had them done for the Birmingham bash, i can't get on with false nails.. and now there still there and .... ive not been able to click my button with them on either... im geting a bit steamed if you don't mind me saying. If i start humping the leg of the furniture smack the end of me nose will you lol My spelling is crap because im hitting all the wrong keys..ok ok it was never good the best of times but now its worserer (is that a word..i like it)
Anyways... its the eve of my college interview and im a tad stressed out. Been many years since i went to school/college and this is something i really want to do. The course is only a simple humanaties course, history,english maths etc but will give me a free walk into wolverhampton university where i wish to do a journalism course. Got a few books in me and they need unleashing. History odd though since i don't even read a newspaper or whatch the news for current events let alone those been and gone.. still im nervous and excited so think of me tomorrow afternoon.
Cheerd myself up no end with big broither tonight. Bless pete and his fabulous personality ive totally fallen in love with him. The chatter about masterbating and having wet dreams was priceless and his face was brilliant. I was howling by the time he said and i quote
"why not just stick your finger up your arse and milk yourself and you won't need to worry about getting caught with your cock in your hands"
The faces on the other near virgins had me in tears they looked like they didnt know if they should believe him or not. I can't help it he's so funny and so bloody perfect that he has to be th best house mate ever.
Monday June 19, 2006 - 02:46pm (PDT) Permanent Link
