JAMES 'GEORGE' ROY

There once was a little boy,
His name was James Roy,
Who was still playing with his toy,
It gave him a lot of JOY,
Oh boy,
Was he enjoyed,
He had a sister, that he always would annoy,
He always shouted at his sister "oi!!",
Would this end the life of poor Roy?

~certainly not~

And as he grew,
He learnt kung fu,
One day he went to a zoo,
And saw a giant kangaroo,
He went into the cage of the kangaroo,
And then he blew,
Into its eyes,
Was it a terrifying sight to view!,
The kangaroo was sent to the capital of Peru,
That night,he ate turkey stew,
And for desert,chocolate fondue,
The next day he made a canoe,
Which was made of bamboo?,
It was cobalt blue,
But he forgot,his assignment was overdue,
He had to wear torn shoes,
A man pity him and gave him shampoo(?),
And James George Roy said"thank you".
THE END?