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Entry for August 05, 2008
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Hey ... hey ... hey ...

highly (+lately) recommended :

1 . rise up , rise up , rise up ( the song I mean )

2 . aabe porteghale too sorrkh

3 . milk + flavoured canes

4 . charando parand

5. kashk + gerdoo

Tuesday August 5, 2008 - 02:56pm (PDT) Permanent Link | 2 Comments
Falsch amoo jaan
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be arvahe khake (rassti mage khak rooh ham dare?ya man bi savadam nemidoonam manish chiye,keC midoone bege) marhoom moharam khan ,hamoon marde zahmat keshi ke seraydar bood,amin o motamede mardom bood,mardom ke naboodan,villahashoon ro ejare midad yavashki,haaa be arvahe hamoon, aslan ghasde maskhare kardan nadaram,vali bala gheiratan in HAPPY NEW PICTURE(pic) ke minevisid asatiiiiide mohtarammmm,ghalateee.

estelaahe manhoose mobaarake dar "Farsi" be hamin barekat ke Happy new ... (elaa aakhar) nemishe .

hala in ye daastaniam dare ,che shakhsiati bood tu che film ya ketabi hey baraye hame chiz daastan misakht yadam nist,rahaa konam,yeki az moasesate zabaane tehran,az hamina ke eine peshgel rikhtan,areo ooreo shamsi koore ham oonja mashghool be kar tashrif darand,ye "supervisor" i dasht,tavajoh konid ke khanoom supervisor bood arvahe ammash,ye rooz ma rafte boodim oonja,zemestoon bood o be eghtezaye zamano makano azin shero verra,boots paye mobarakemoon karde boodim o chosano fesan,ba koli adabo ehteram varede otaghi shodim ke zaneke toosh bood,be rasme raayate supervisor ish ke too saresh bokhore,agha ta maaro did,bargasht ba labkhand goft "Congratulations Roxanaaaa" be boots negah kardano koli tarifo ina,man assslan be rooye maham nayavordam ke!

ine ke agha jaan axe nowt mobarake o kafshe nowt mobarake o moshti khozabalaate dg,be hich vajh happy o congratulation nemishe,ghaabele tavajohe az matahte khar oftadegane ENGLISH speakers of other languages !!!!

Wednesday June 25, 2008 - 11:53pm (PDT) Permanent Link | 9 Comments
Entry for June 20, 2008

Pesara shiran mesle shashmiran:P Dokhtara bad konakan,Boom boom...

sobe ye rooze felakat bare jangjooyane,

Ey khodaaa,baaz kalle sahar shod,mane bad bakht bayad paa sham,roxanaye bichare hamchin labo lowche var nachinn,alan bayad beri sare mize sobhaane,be zoor booye gande paniro kareo chayio,ah ah ah,pif pif,zoorakiam hast,agha joon man soboone nakham kio bayad bebinam,huh?laabod mamanamo,ke ghiafeye in adamaye asabaniye jedio gerefte,pooof,fekr karde man az azash mitarsam,man in dafe lab be soboone nemizanam,haalaa bebin,

orrrrrrrrghhh!(inja bad az zoor chepoone soboonast,ke man ahyanan bala avordam,hokman)

na inke az mamanam tarside baasham ha,na,chon midoonam age babayim befahme man baz soboone nakhordamo narahat mishe,delam sookht,khordam.

man hamishe az booye paniro chayii badam mioomad,miad,khahad amad,asslana,in masale janbeye ravani dare,zoor migan khob,tebghe mamool albate,

kheilia chiza hastan ke janbeye ravani daran,shayad ham genetici,mese inke man hamishe az ghertio har rooz ye rangi boodan,khosham mioomade,miad,khahad amad,albate ina hame sarfe fe`ele sevom shakhse mofradesh eslah pazire,mesle,mommim az too halghe man soboone karde khoshesh mioomade,bazi vaghta miad,dar ayande aslan nakhad oomad,ya inke az roxana gherti o rango varang khoshesh mioomade,miad,badan ehtemalan hale inyekio nadare ke biad,aslan khodaro che didi,ye vaght didi badan ham oomad,be in migan estesna,kholase in lebas mebasamoono ba davao bad gheleghio ar are man tanemoon kard,tebghe mamool mogheye 4ta doone gole sar zadan kafe kaleye kachalemoon (bache boodam kachal machal boodam)(eh chiz na parantheso naband alan ham daram kachal misham ba in oza)jigho dadi kardimo,oonam ba hers moohamo keshid,seft seft moohamo keshid,kife koolamo bardasht,endakht koolesh(eshtebah nemikhoonid,kife koole male madare,na male bache,man nemigam,ina migan)piade raftim tarafe khooneye yasamin ina,ke nazdike nazdik bood,ke berim donbale yassamin,mmm na,shayad ham raftim mano bendazim gale oona,haaa na yadam oomad,raftim ke maman o khale maro bendazan gale atti doon,beran lagan saazi.

atti doonam sare rash maro part kone mahde koodak,mano yasamin ke asheghe ham boodim,kotak,gaaaz,taaaap,tooop,tofang,shamshir,boombaz bayad ghiafeye nahs`e hamo tahamol mikardim,vali oonayi ke yadeshoone migan mesle inke 5min`e aval ghiafehamoon baraye ham nahs`e nahs ham naboode,yekam ghabele tahamol boode,koodoom amele nofoozio gheire nofoozi baese in tashadode asaab mishode,enna lel lah va ena elay he... in nabood,mmm aha allaho a`alam !

kholase ke baz yasamin oon gole saresho ke be pahnaye kalash bood mizad,dele manam yek alame ab mishod,mano maman sare soboonashoon miresidim,yasamino saba atii dashtan soboone mikhordan,atiii mige lagan sazi ma az khande velow mishim,attii mige Adaanaa idoozi,bacheye diroozi,baz ma khande velow mishim,atii mige dam sare khalat,dg inja maha az khande badkonak mishim miterekim,pesara shiran,mese shamshiran,dokhtara badkonakan dast bezani miterekan,rast migan dg,man oon moghash ham amalan anti-feminist boodam,didi?

hala sare inke koodoom koochoolchi ghable raftan roo samsonite`e atii beshine davast,baz tap o baz toop,baz kotak,yasamin jan bala gheiratan bia yabbbbashaki bezanim ke shar nashe,man ke moshkeli ba zadane to nadaram,lol,toam bil ax:D

pas bi seda bezan keC nafahme!

yasamin baz oon joorabasho ta khertenagh keshid balaa,kholase rah oftadim,doroste ke ati babaye yasamin bood,o amir behzadam babaye aadaana,vali be har hal tokhme morghe chance iye sobh ba oon falak zadeyi bood ke maro mibord,dame dar fereshtegan ke miresidim atii koli in rosa joon,roya joooon,vah vaho vah.... maryam joon,chomboz joon haro maskhare mikard,baz ma az khande mimordim...residim,khob dg,koochool chia be saf,herriiiii:D

Friday June 20, 2008 - 05:08am (PDT) Permanent Link | 2 Comments
Entry for June 03, 2008
Saat 11:17 PMe 3shanbeye bi hoseleye 14e khordade!fekr konam hamin tarikh bashe!keC gheir az man khune nist!
in tanhayio sedaye chik chik,na tegh tegh,mmm na aslan teregh tereghe doonehaye baroon rooye canal e cooling system o man paye PC,ketabi ke ta akhare fasle 3sh tamoom kardam az Dshabo TVe roshano chanele khabaro doost daram!pooof
doost daram!
lanat bar in tatiliye ziad az had ke mane por hosele ro Bhosele karde!
albate doorood bar hamin tatiliye ziad az had ke adam mitoone chand tayi ketab bekhune!che ravande por sora`ati baraye khoondan!
az dasste N ta adame doro baram,az nazdik tarinashoon gerefte ta door dooraaaaaa!
asslan az dasste man!huh?!
khub ke fekr mikonam,hes mikonam ta 2sale dge ham agar hamin tor Bmasraf basham,be havaye inke nange daneshjooyi ro daram,iradi nadare,hala bade in 2sal che bahaneyi daram baraye be dard nakhori!(be dard nakhor o ke migam yade oon pesari mioftam ke adame khubi bood!vali rooye asabe man ice-skate mikard)midoonam ke man hich kare misham!azinayi ke khub dor bar midarano yedafe TPPP mitapan rooye jashoon!chi goftam!pooof!in BLOG chera in shekli shode?!BUG gerefte hatman morde shour borde!na E.icon dare na font color o font size!mohem ham nist!hamin siyahe ye navakht baraye goftane harfaye man kefayat mikone!alaki ke adam be in natije nemirese ke zana Bmasrafan!eine man!har chi del khoriye alakiye por hesadate az jigh jighaye zanoone boland mishe!eine doodi ke az konde boland mishe?!na fekr nakonam!bayest az chize digeyi in dood boland beshe!shayad az goore hava!
ye sms bood ke migoft adame bad bakht chareyio chose digeyiam mage gheire hava dashte?poof!na!ajab dardi dashte pedare pedare pedare pedare hamamoonha!in dardo,na be in shedat,vali tu hamin mayehasho babayiye manam dashte!na?shayadam nadashte!in valedeyne man chera khoone nemian?!huh?nemian?noch... mian!che keifi mide bemooni khune be ghahr!tazeee javabe cell ro ham nadi vaghti mikhan behet etela bedan ke "delet besooze ke nayumadi,inja hava kheili khube"!:D
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Tuesday June 3, 2008 - 12:03pm (PDT) Permanent Link | 3 Comments
Entry for September 21, 2007
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SAFAR NAMEYE Khanvadeye ma va motealeghin:

Majara az inja shooroo shod ke Yasamin memariye Qazvin ghabul misheo sale dovom tasmim migire ba mommish ye khoone oojna begiran ke dg mesle parsalesh hey sob nareo asr bargarde,chand rooze akhare shahrivare ma be peyda kardane khoone migzare ke dast rooye dele tak tak ma nazarid ke dade hame be seda dar miad,haminja ta dir nashode lazem mibinam ke az hameye ahaliye shahid parvare Qazvin oZr khahi konam age tu in text ahyanan ehanati har chand nakhaste be oonha mishe,hala beshnavid az chand rooz ghabl az safare ASLI va rooze mo`ood ke mano yasamino khale mahnazo dayii jan azem shodim qazvin begardim donbale ye khooneye tghriban no saz va tamiz ke ezafe konam zehi khiale batel! Aghlabe khooneha az namayi nachiz bar khordar boodan va na chondan zibaalave bar inke dakhel chizi dar hade EFTEZAH bood!Kholase chand jayi sar zadimo changi az hich taraf be dele man esabat nakard nakh soozan ke khalete bande mesle hameye khaharhaye digar VAS VAas daran!Morabiye teame basket balle qazvin be elate ashnayi ghabli ba ma komakhayi basi faravan be ma kardan ke ja dare hamin ja az rahe door begam chakeram!Ya chakerim!Mozooye oon rooz bad az kolio shadio FUN be hengame bazdid az khooneha ba peyda shodan ye khooneye nesbatan khoob khatme be kheyr shod albate kheyr jayi mani peyda mikone ke be meghdare ziade az tork boodan qazviniha begzarimo tu moghadame chizi behetoon nagim ta khodayi nakarde shoma age oonja daneshgayi chizi ghabool shodid ye vaght nachar sarfe nazar nakonid age darso tahsil:Dbadam ke ma bargashtim tehran!

Hala nazdik mishim be asle mozoo ke ye rooz asr bad az ye hafte kharide vasile o tahiye tadaroko areo ina mano yasamino khale mahnazo akki joon be alaveye ye vanet por az vasile be donbale khod be tarafe qazvin harekat kardimo begzarim ke che trafficio che sar dardio inke ma 3tamoon rooze ham boodano ina residimo ghable inke berim khoone khordani kharidimo raftim dame khooneo ZING I phone ro be seda dar avordim ke are ma kilid nadarimo mostajerhaye jadid hastim,Dar kamale nabavari harchi zang zadim kesi javab nadad in bood zange hamsayegan ro be seda dar avordim ke ye khanoomi goftan ke nistano tooye zange bad ye khanoome moseni ham senaye khodao ina(akhey)javab dadano goftan ke madare kham sab khoonano az inja be bad ro berim kam kam tooye dialog:

KH M: Ma mostajer haye jadid hastim,khanoome lali key mian?!!!

Hamoon khanoome(ba lahje):Nemidoonam madar,raftan eftar vakkkeni(k ro qazvini bekhoonid va in kalameye na manhoos eftar kardan mani midade ahyanan)badam goftan ke nemidoonan key miado ma koli kofri shodimo akii joone ghese be nachar paye paide rah oftad tarafe bongahi ke YAKHASHObigireo bege agha joon mage ma nagoftim emrooz tashrif miarim!Mam ke az eftar ham gozashte bood chayi ba chips khordim be hamrahe halime daghi ke man badam miad zooraaki ejbaran oonam ba angosht!Az tarafi vanete vasayel (aa davood)be ma molhagh shodano ba ham hers khordim!Akii bade lahazati hamrahe aaaye bongayiye ... oomado in dafe ekipi zange dare khooneye madare kham lalio be seda dar avordan ke zing zing va:

(vala age bekham inja be rasme dirine dialogi begam bayad baratoon zabt mikardam sedaro ke sharmane nashod chon asle mozoo be lahjeo no e gooyeshe madare khanoome lali barmigarde ke be june khodam ba maze bood,yani malih bood,na na yani najib ham bood,shayad aslan moghadas bood!!!ahaye qazviniha mano nazanid!OON vare ghese beshnavid az gooroohe emdade2 be sar parastiye dayi jan saeeeddar maiate khale maryamo sepehro mina!ba koli vasileo kherto pert!In vare ghese ham bozorga majarao pey giri mikardan mano yasamin ham az tu mashin harchi ashghal dashtim rikhtim too khiaboon o shoare maroofe ridam too shahretoon ro tekrar mikardim ke ma hardo midoonim ke bi farhagim la lazem be tekrar nist!:D baba yeki too in shahr bayad be man migoft ke avalan inja ahyaanan ardebile ya shayadam tabriz nabashe badam inke tu in shahr chizi be esme hamahangi aslan nahadine nashode ke bayad beshe!saretoon ro dard nayaram ke az tarafi khanoom mobileshoon ke shomarash bad az koli masheghat be dast oomad aslan dastress nabood az tarafi mashine haviye nirooye komaki resid!!!Khanoome ham saye ham dar o lotf kardan baraye ma baz kardan ke ma raftimo too hayat neshastimo oonja ta deletoon bekhad gol goftimo shenoftim kholase jatoon khali!Ma ke dg asab baraamoon namoode bood baske too mashino hayat nesheste boodim vali khob khodaro shokr khale maryamo seper mashalla khoob roohiye daran!Inja ezafe konam ke payeye takhti ke borde boodim baraye khoone va tu hayat gozashte boodim ta felan roosh beshinim ta bian be dastane mobarake matahte aghaye sepehre taghavi darandeye kamar bande khal khal ghermese judoye keshvari shekast va tereghi seda dad o ye seri az roosh be zamin part shodan!Ke albate khale maryam ya madare in javoon mard GHASH ghash khande farmood!!!saate 9:30 ina bood ke 3saate tamoom az eftar vakeni ke hichi az sham vakeniam gozashte bood vali hanooz kesi tashrif nayavorde bood!Hamin hoodooda belakhare saro kaleye aroose khoonevade be hamrahe gol pesare khoonevade va mohem tar az hame KILIDaaa peyda shod!

Rikhtim bala!

Avalin hadseye didani jaleb va mofarrah daghighan zamani rokh dad ke man yani Roxanaye ghese chepidam toooye golab be rootoon das shooyio baleee!Cheshmetoon rooze bad nabine ke shilange dasshooyi az saresh ab taravosh nemikard balke az nesfe ab biroon lotf mifarmood ke maro koli khis kardo ina!

Bad az man yasamin raft jish ke oonam ba ghah ghahe khande oomad biroon ke "ajab shelange bahali"!(Velesh konid bachas dg) khoshesh oomade khandeyiam karde!!!

Oftadan be kar hamegi!Manam ke jeloye dar ghabe az harekat etmame hojat karde boodam ke man kar nemikonamo ina ke albate in baraye hame amri vazeh boodo kesi entezaresham nadasht didam ke oon dast shooye jaye zendegi nistyani taze ba inke hame jaro khoob tamiz karde boodan ghalbe vooroode ma baz WC be mizane ghalili kasif bood didam ke nemishe!Astine hemato zadim balao be haghe karaye nakarde dastshooyio tamiz kardim

Va hamegio angosht be dahan va in joori>>> <<

mOOndan!Manam ke hesabi dasht halam beham mikhord sari paridam zire doosh ke hamchi ke kafo zadim ke kaleye mobarak yek adad parvaneye bozorg balhaye nazesho baz kard badane oryane eine ssoosskeshoke taze engar pore khoon ham bood baz kard o par par par!hala par na key par...!Mosalame dg manam JIGHHGHGHGH!Albate aghlam mogheye tars dg be inke saat 12e shabe naresid!

Kholase Dayii saeede ghermez pooshe fadakare jame`e parid too hamoom ba chand zarbeye eshtebah dar akhar ye fane pari kosh pariye gheseye ma in mojoode riz naghshe (mesle sooske)bi gonah dare fanio bedrood gofto ma edameye doosho getertimo oomadim biroon!chipso paniro khordim badesham sham!gharar shod kararo ta hade emkan anjam bedan ke 1,2 rah bioftim tarafe tehran ke amoo akii kar dasht!Mano yasamin bade sham raftim roo takhta deraz keshidim ta kara tamoom beshe berim!Balaye dare hamoom ke tooye otaghe khab bood ye chizi bood ajiban ghariba ke bade taftisho tafahose man kashef be amal oomad ke ZANGe hamoomeo yasamin pashod zango zad ke dayii saeed bade daghayeghi chand oomad tooye otagh goft bacheha seda oomad ke bad az didan ghiafeye ma be asle mozoo pey bord va ba labkhandi aghel andar safihane rezayate khod ra az dashtane khahar zadegani chon manno yasamin elam dasht!nagoo saate 2nesfe shab oona ke az biroon sedaro mishnavan dare vooroodio baz mikonano fek mikonan sahed khoonaso inabadam ke mibinan hichki nist meghdare kami tarsidan mifarmayand!

Dg joonam baratoon bege ke nagoo minao sepero akkio dayi saeed khabeshoon migire o tasmim migiran 4ina bargardim va ma dar in ghesmat az dastan ba khale maryami movaje mishim ke behtare behesh begim cozet ke alave bar esrarhaye chade ma mabni bar :toro khoda kar nakono ina ,baz kar mikoneo khoobham misabe ensafan!shakhse mazkoor foghe lisance shimi daran!

Miresim be inja ke gooyi baghiye lala daran vali akii bayad bargarde va baghiye goftan ke zohr rah mioftan mao yasamin ham mikhastim gom shim khoonehamoon kapeye margemoon ro bezarimgoftim ke ba akii mirim!Saate 4 bidar kardim akio neshastim be soboone khoran o tebghe adate genetice khanevade oonghadr hero ker kardim ke dayi saeed ba ye joft cheshmhaye ghermez be sane khoon be ma zol va kam kam baghi az khab pa shodan va aslan goftan "jahanamo zarar"nemikhabim!

In shod ke hamegi amade shodim va rah pelle va sakhtemoon ro be ghodoom va saro sedaye khod mozayan farmoodim va biroon ham bid bid larzidim bas ke hava sarde too qazvin!Kholase teye yek amaliate reshadat amiz bi kaso kar naboodane yasamine yazdani daneshjooye sale 2 memari be hamegan sabet shod!

Dar rahe bargasht niz dayiye mohtaram daeman az line 1az samte rast az ma sebghat giri mifarmood ke ma goman mibordim ke be elate bar khorde taneye oo be tir tayefe tork hast ke nagoo zepereshk!Doorbinhaye police faghat az line soraat va vasat ax migiran o oon aghaye zebele vanaki(tarif az tayefeye tehrani!)be in elat chapaki sebghat migerefte!

Bad az yek safare chand saate (hoodoode 12 saat)asbab va jahiziyeye in dokhtare javan be qazvin resid vali kalaghe be khoonash naresid!naresid chon baz bahaneyi bashad ta ma az in diar dar safar haye badiye khod begooyim va be ham nakhandim balke baham bekhandim!man ghalat bokonam manzooram khanidan be ahaliye 100%torke qazvin bashe!

Az ham rahiye hameye shoma khanandegane aziz tashakor mandam!

Be omid didar!

Ciao!

Friday September 21, 2007 - 05:01pm (PDT) Permanent Link | 11 Comments

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