- Let The Revolution Start Here
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Let The Revolution Start Here
Are you tired of how our Country and States are being run?
Are you fed up with legislators who are whored out to Big Business, Big Labor, and other Special Interest Groups?
Are you tired of Governors who when they don’t get their tax hikes extended set out to punish the people of the state instead of making the real reforms that are needed and were promised.
Are you tired of bureaucrats and politicians that lie about referendums and change the wording of voter Ballot Propositions to try and push their own agendas?
Are you sick and tired of how our Courts and Legislators are shoving bad laws down our throats and eroding our Rights and Freedoms?
Then join me in a revolution, a bloodless revolution.
The time has come to throw out the current members of the Federal and State Legislatures from both major political parties. They no longer serve us.
The strategy is simple. Vote for a Candidate from another party, the Libertarian Party, the American Independent Party, just about anybody that sounds reasonable. You don’t even have to wait for the next election. You can start a recall in your local area now.
We the People of The United States of America, must do this if we are to have any hope of bringing this Country back to the greatness it once was. Obama wanted change. Let’s give it to him in spades. We don’t have to take the garbage they are dishing out.
- Visiting The Doctor
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Visiting The Doctor
A man asked his doctor if he thought he'd live to be a hundred.
The doctor asked the man, "Do you smoke or drink?"
"No," he replied, "I've never done either."
"Do you gamble, drive fast cars, and fool around with women?" inquired the doctor.
"No, I've never done any of those things either," said the man.
"Well then," said the doctor, "why would you want to live to be a hundred?"
- The Annual Potluck Toga Party In The Park
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I'm going to try once again to have a Mid Summer Night's Dream at the Annual Potluck Toga Party In The Park. The biggest challenge is finding the actors and actresses. If you would like to be part of the play or just wish to come to the party you can sign up at http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Annual_Pot_Luck_Toga_Party_In_The_Park/ . The party is always fun, the food is always great, and the company is always delightful.
Please contact everyone that you know and ask if they would be interested in joining us on stage, or for the party and games.
The price of admission is as always, a great dish to share and a smile.
- Why I Voted Democrat
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Why I voted Democrat . . .
I voted Democrat because I love the fact that I can now marry whatever I want. I've decided to marry my horse.
I voted Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn't.
I voted Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.
I voted Democrat because freedom of speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.
I voted Democrat because when we pull out of Iraq I trust that the bad guys will stop what they're doing because they now think we're good people.
I voted Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers and thieves.
I voted Democrat because I believe that people who can't tell us if it will rain on Friday can tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if I don't start driving a Prius.
I voted Democrat because I'm not concerned about the slaughter of millions of babies so long as we keep all death row inmates alive.
I voted Democrat because I believe that business should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as THEY see fit.
I voted Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would never get their agendas past the average voters.
I voted Democrat because my head is so firmly planted up my arse that it is unlikely that I'll ever have another point of view that doesn't coincide with the views of "Movie Stars", "Rock Stars" (I just adore them, they are so special) or the main stream media.
- Retiring in Alaska
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Retiring In Alaska
Tom had been in police work for 25 years.
Finally, sick of the stress, he quits his job and buys 50 acres of land in Alaska as far from humanity as possible. He sees the postman once a week and gets groceries once a month. Otherwise, it's total peace and quiet.
After six months or so of almost total isolation, someone knocks on his door. He opens it and a huge bearded man is standing there.
"Name's Cliff, your neighbor from forty miles up the road. Having a party Friday night. Thought you might like to come at about 5 p.m."
"Great!" says Tom, 'After six months out here I'm ready to meet some local folks. Thank you."
As Cliff is leaving, he stops. "Gotta warn you. Be some drinkin'."
"Not a problem," says Tom. "After 25 years in the business, I can drink with the best of 'em."
Again, the big man starts to leave and stops. "More 'n likely gonna be some fightin', too."
"Well, I get along with people, I'll be all right. I'll be there. Thanks again," says Tom.
"More 'n likely be some wild sex, too," says Cliff.
"Now that's not really a problem," says Tom, warming to the idea. "I've been all alone for six months; I'll definitely be there. By the way, what should I wear?"
"Doesn't much matter," says Cliff. "Just gonna be the two of us."