Anyone know a good electrician?  With the Christmas lights in their current form, I can't open the garage door without tripping the breaker.

Well, it's official.  I am the straightest queer guy you will ever meet.  My wife, who knows me better than anyone on earth, got me the coolest birthday/fathers day gift ever.  And its all interior decor.  Gasp.  We have two ledges in our great room that are about 15 feet off the ground.  These spaces have been empty and needing some man love.  I picked out an old trunk, some chenille throws and pillows and made an arrangement on one of the ledges.  The other, sadly, was barren...UNTIL SATURDAY.  Michelle picked out a badass copper urn, a large floral arrangement, and a few decorative columns.  She gave them to me Saturday and I was STOKED.  I get way too excited about interior design, so I went to the Shady mart, got a hustler, a 12 pack of the Beast, and went home and turned on SportsCenter...then flipped over to the Style Channel, threw on my silk robe, drew a hot bath, lit a few candles and shaved my legs.

Ok  here's the lights we put up this year.  I toook the picture when the wind was howling and the temperature was in the lower 30s (and I was was shaking while freezing my ass off in shorts and a T shirt)...