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I am now here!Sunday October 28, 2007 - 10:27am (CDT) Permanent Link | 0 Comments
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Me and JoLaine was talking the other day about things that happen in october like birthdays and such. I told her mine and daddy's anniversary was in october. She got real serious says well No kissing cuz I don't want anymore sisters!! ( too cute BUT so right) Then she went on to plan my annivrsary she decided her and sissy can go to grammas and me and daddy can relax and go to a FANCY dinner . I asked her so where should we go? To arbys mom! I had to kick myself so I wouldn't laugh!!
It got me thinking tho I remeber when me and david was first dating I told him we needed to go to a fancier place to eat..lol we went to pizza hut!! Kinda funny how age makes things so simple so not simple...
Tuesday October 2, 2007 - 11:46pm (CDT) Permanent Link | 2 Comments - I was here
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(pic above is one of my pics I did in photo shop)I was here!!!ORwas I here??
It has been busy busy time here...I have been trying to teach myself more on photo shopping so far so good..kinda! I didn't realize how steady of a hand that you really need!!Besides pictures we also have powder puff football practice,drama practice, and everyday jen's world disorganization!!But least you all know that I am alive and well!!Tuesday September 25, 2007 - 12:37am (CDT) Permanent Link | 2 Comments - Just a smile from me to you
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(picture of the girls outside our apartment playing)A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".
A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work.
As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.
The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."
The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like ."
Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute."
A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds.
After explaining the commandment to "honor" thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?"
Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, "Thou shall not kill."
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One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.
She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?"
Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."
The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"
glitter-graphics.comThe children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.
"Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.'
A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, she's dead."
A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face."
"Yes," the class said.
"Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?"
A little fellow shouted,
"Cause your feet ain't empty."
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The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:
"Take only ONE . God is watching."
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.
A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."
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A smile for today my gift to you!Sunday September 16, 2007 - 09:34am (CDT) Permanent Link | 1 Comment - a peek at my apartment and random other things
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Besides random thoughts in my mind I really haven't got much to blog about..Pic above is our new place..notice the well placed area rugs!!Weather went from way too hot to friggin COLDDDDDDD in like a day here! ( thank you Iowa!) poor jess looked like a raggin muffin going to school..I kinda sorta went on a happy get rid of stored clothes when we moved w/o payin much attention..OOPS! and jess long sleeve shirts and sweat shirts was in one of them! ( she wore jojo sweatshirt today 2 sizes too big!)Because of the rain and lack of sunshine we have a almost lake front apartment! ( there a large puddle in middle of the yard between buildings) My kids have so been itching to play in it!!
I caught up on some news stories and got a laugh about the girl that got almost kicked off airplane cuz of her revealing clothes giggled when she said " I was so embarrassed" umm hmm and you wasn't embarrassed your ass and nips was showing? Was embarrassed because some one had the balls enough to say HEY we don't wanna see your shit put some dayum clothes on! What ever happen to modesty?
I decided to take ambers senior pics myself..only because she wants 4 or 5 outfits and she wants them taken in a few diffrent spots..and for that to be done it only cost 500 dollars mom..YIKES and HELLLOOO!I am too cold to write anymore and going to go grab a hot bath...hopes everyone is great!till I have more to sayJen xoxoxWednesday September 12, 2007 - 07:52am (CDT) Permanent Link | 3 Comments
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