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On the first day, God created the dog and said:
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>"Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone Who comes in or
>walks past. For this, I will give you a life Span of twenty years."
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>The dog said: "That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten years
>and I'll give you back the other ten?"
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>So God agreed.
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>On the second day, God created the monkey and said:
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>"Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh. For this, I'll give you
>a twenty-year life span."
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>The monkey said: "Monkey tricks for twenty years? That's a pretty long time
>to perform. How about I give you back ten like the Dog did?"
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>And God agreed.
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>On the third day, God created the cow and said:
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>"You must go into the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under
>the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer's family. For
>this, I will give you a life span of sixty years."
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>The cow said: "That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty
>years. How about twenty and I'll give back the other forty?"
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>And God agreed again.
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>On the fourth day, God created man and said:
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>"Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. For this, I'll give you
>twenty years."
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>But man said: "Only twenty years? Could you possibly give me my twenty, the
>forty the cow gave back, the ten the monkey gave back, and the ten the dog
>gave back; that makes eighty, okay?"
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>"Okay," said God, "You asked for it."
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>So that is why for our first twenty years we eat, sleep, play and enjoy
>ourselves. For the next forty years we slave in the sun to support our
>family. For the next ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain the
>grandchildren. And for the last ten years we sit on the front porch and
>bark at everyone.
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>Life has now been explained to you
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True Friendship"

Are you tired of those sissy "friendship" poems that always
sound good, but never actually come close to reality?
Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true
friendship--the stone cold truth of our friendship.
1 When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge
against the sorry bastard who made you that way (cause I know it was
some man's fault ...its always a man's fault). And then we can therapy
shop until we drop or max out the credit cards, whichever comes first.
2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is
choking you and revive you with a chocolate dessert and champagne from
some expensive restaurant.
3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid or won the
lottery. And if it is the lottery, then I will selflessly help you
spend the money.
4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every
chance I get until you are so familiar with the problem that you are not
afraid anymore.
5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories
about how much worse it was for my cousin and how it caused her gory
death and how it could kill you too. I will exaggerate until you quit
whining.
6. When you are confused -- I will use little words, repeat and
repeat again and speak slowly. If you are still confused, the best
thing is not to talk at all but to go straight to shopping therapy and
stop off for a lobster and strawberry daiquiri lunch
7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are
well again. I don't want to catch whatever you have
8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass
and tell you that you are getting old.
9. This is my oath..... I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may
ask?, "Because you are my friend".
Send this to "all 10" of your friends, then get depressed
because you can only think of four!!! (don't send it back to me...I
don't want to hear it!!!) And remember....when life hands you Lemons,
get some tequila and salt and call me!
CORA
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