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Mature Version of T'was the Night Before Christmas

'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.
Ya, but on your roof is a big pile of reindeer shit!
His eyes-how they twinkled! His dimples how merry!
His cheeks were like roses, his nose like a cherry
when he snorts some good blow!
His droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow,
And the beard of his chin was as white
as the coke up his nose!
He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
And filled all the stockings, with fresh reindeer shit!
And laying his finger aside of his nose,
So Santa can snort some more fuck-in snow!
And giving a nod, up the chimney he rose!
"Now Dasher! now, Dancer! now, Prancer and Vixen
On, Comet! On, Cupid! On Donner and Blitz en!
To the top of the porch! to the top of the wall!
Now dash away! Dash away! Dash away all!"
He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle,
And away they all flew like the down of a thistle.
But I heard him exclaim, ‘ere he drove out of sight,
"Happy Christmas to all, and “If I told you once, I told you a thousand times, STOP EATING EVERYBODY’S FUCK-IN CARROTS!!!!!
Now good fuck-in night!'

Merry Fucking Christmas from me to you!

Friday December 21, 2007 - 10:38am (EST) Permanent Link | 0 Comments

It's only December 11th, and giving them too, 2007

It's only December the 11th and so far we in Northwest Ohio have had two days of freezing rain and snow before that. I'm officially ready for Yule and then Christmas because this Witch does like getting presents. However I'm also ready for some sunshine! The rain we have today isn't making the roads easier to drive; what with my going to a dentist appointment in west Toledo. Later!!!!

Tuesday December 11, 2007 - 11:34am (EST) Permanent Link | 1 Comment

Entry for November 27, 2007

Blessed Yule to all and while I'm avoiding to work on a public Yule ritual allow me to say: May the Oak King and his brother the Holly King join with the White Goddess to Bless your lives with all you desire at this sacred time.

For my Jewish and Christian friends Happy Hanukkah and Merry Christmas, and a cool Kwanzaa! I'm not sure who may be Islamic but allow me to wish those who are a Blessed Ramadan too.

And above all a Happy New Year.

Tuesday November 27, 2007 - 11:14am (EST) Permanent Link | 0 Comments

Entry for November 21, 2007