I want to wish everyone a very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!

Y por mis amigos españoles: ¡Feliz Navidad y Prospero Año Nuevo!

I got this from an e-mail entitled, "Not Very Punny" and to me it kinda was...I know, I have ABSOLUTELY no life!

Anyway....enjoy!

Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."

Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says: "A beer please, and one for the road."

Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?"

Patient: "Doc, I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home.'"

Doctor: "That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome."

Patient: "Is it common?"

Doctor: "Well, It's Not Unusual."

Two cows are standing next to each other in a field.

Daisy says to Dolly, "I was artificially inseminated this morning."

"I don't believe you," says Dolly.

"It's true, no bull!"

An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.

Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.

I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.

A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident.

He shouted, “Doctor, doctor! I can't feel my legs!"

The doctor replied, "I know you can't…I've cut off your arms!"

I went to a seafood disco last week...and pulled a mussel.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.

Two fish swim into a concrete wall. The one turns to the other and says "Dam!"

Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft.

Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.

A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories.

After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse.

"But why," they asked, as they moved off.

"Because", he said. "I can't stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer."

Go, me! It's my birthday!

Go, me! It's my birthday!

And I'm gonna party like it's birthday!

Ha ha! Just gotta give some b-day love to myself!

So...yeah...

I was looking through my blog and I realized that the last time I wrote something was in January! And I was like, "What da (gasp)!" LOL!

There's not really much going on with me, my life is dull and boring...it's doring! See, that's what I do in my spare time. I mix words together. Someone smart would find something better, more beneficiary to do. Like, I dunno, cure cancer or something...

Anyway...

Just dropping some love by.

I think I'm gonna start puttin' up my poems, and (if anyone EVER reads this!) do NOT hesistate to comment. Tell me everything. Did you love it or hate, what was good or bad, did you like-like it, or do you only like it as a friend and nothing more...Okay, that last one was another example of me having too much time on my hands.

Ironically, I really don't have THAT much time on my hands. I have to finish this research paper in Spanish and then start on my reasearch paper for history! Also study for my phonetics exam in my OTHER Spanish class! Oh, and read at least two different books, one for my aforementioned history class and the other for my multicultural literature class. Along with the text, online readings, and a whole buch of other NONSENSE!

Seriously!

Just give me my degree! I promise I'll do right by it! Sorta...

Well, that's all!

I could stay and rant some more, but I think ya'll (whoever ya'll are...do you guys even exist?) get the point!

Peace in the Middle East, rain in Spain, & Obama for President!

God bless!