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Do it...I did
1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with? Big time!!!
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon, or night? ALL OF THE ABOVE!
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on? THE SIDE THAT IS THE CLOSEST TO THE DOOR
4. Pork, beef, or chicken? PORK
5. Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke due to drinking? YEP!!
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money? NOPE... JUST FOR FREE..LOL
7. Shower or Bath? USUALLY A SHOWER BUT BATHS ARE NICE TOO...
8. Do you pee in the shower? NO
9. Mexican or Chinese? BOTH...
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed? BOTH
11. Do you love someone on your friends list? YES SIR
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list? NO
13. Love or money? I GUESS LOVE BUT I DO LOVE MONEY!!
14. Credit or Cash? USUALLY CASH
15. Has there ever been anyone in your family you wish wasn't? NO...I LIVE IN THE WRONG STATE FOR THAT KIND OF ACTION...LOL
16. Would you rather go camping or to a 5 star hotel? DEPENDS ON THE WEATHER
17. What is the weirdest place you have had sex? IN FRONT OF A CHURCH
18. Would you shave your entire body (including your head) for money? NO
19. Have you ever had sex with someone you wish you hadn't? OH YEA
20. Ever been to a bar? A COUPLE TIMES
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club? NO
22. Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere? A COUPLE OF TIMES BUT THAT WAS A VERY LONG TIME AGO
23. Kissed someone of the same sex? YES
24. Favorite drink? VANILLA FRAPPUCCINO/WHITE RUSSIAN
25. Had sex in a movie theater? NO, BUT DAMN CLOSE
26. Had sex in a bathroom? YES
27. Have you ever had sex at work? YES
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store? YES
29. Bought something from an adult store? YES
30. Have you been caught having sex? YES
31. Who do you think has the guts to repost this? DEBBIE
I GUESS WE'LL SEE, HUH?!?!
ANSWER AND SEND BACK TO ME AND ALL YOUR FRIENDS. SMOOOOOOOCHESSunday September 14, 2008 - 07:49am (PDT) Permanent Link | 2 Comments - THE ITALIAN TOMATO GARDEN.......
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FUNNY STUFF!!!
THE ITALIAN TOMATO GARDEN
An Old Italian man lived alone in the country. He wanted to dig his tomato
Garden, but it was very hard work as the ground was hard. His only son,
Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to
His son and described his predicament.
Dear Vincent,
I am feeling pretty badly because it looks like I won't be able to plant my
Tomato garden this year. I'm just
Getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my
Troubles would be
Over. I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me.
Love, Dad
A few days later he received a letter from his son.
Dear Dad,
Don't dig up that garden. That's where I buried the bodies.
Love, Vinnie
At 4 a.m. The next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up
The entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man
And left..
That same day the old man received another letter from his son.
Dear Dad,
Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do under the
Circumstances.
Love you,
VinnieWednesday May 7, 2008 - 07:12pm (PDT) Permanent Link | 3 Comments
