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Is Yours Yum? 'Yours was yum. Now that's a nice compliment from a lass, isn't it?' It certainly is. But is it one you're ever going to get?

01 When you ask your partner to go down on you, do they:

Open wide
Sigh
Retch

02 Your partner refers to oral sex as:

Licking the meat lolly
Getting stinky-face
Partner's mouth generally too full to refer to anything

03 You wash down there how often?

Daily
Hourly
Before a date
After six weeks, it cleans itself, you know

04 Which of these do you think would have the best-tasting bits?

A 16 year old who lives on candy
Anyone with a beer-belly and ciggie-stained fingers
An organic vegetarian
A speedfreak

05 Which of the following foods are reputed to make your secretions as delicious as Bradley Chait's?

Asparagus.
Pineapple.
Chicken korma

06 Giving up coffee, meat, smoking and booze will make you:

Into a bad-tempered, sanctimonious little bastard
Have lovely sweet semen
Both of the above

07 Is your partner excessively fond of covering your genitals in strong-tasting edible substances?

Yes
No

08 The thought of tasting your own wad makes you feel…

Horny
Curious
Nauseous

09 Do you think a mouthful of cum is fair reward for a job well done?

Yes
No
Depends

10 If your partner were to describe your deposit as 'like chewing on a balloon' what should you do to alter its consistency?

Go jogging
Eat more garlic
Drink lots of water