This girl should just get a personal driver.She's an idiot.I'm not even sure this chick has a license. I have a new name for Lindsay Lohan.Ok kids say it with me,"Lindsay Blocaine."Boy did that feel good.............................................

A quick question.............................

While in the bathroom ,you know ,going #2,dropping your kids off at the pool,handling some personal business,having a good ol fashion dookie-When some body walks in the bathroom what do you do?

1.Girl you thicker than 15 snickers!!!

Translation-I love yo body shape.

2.I'm just tryin to lace u like a shoe boo.

Translation-Woman, I just wanna get to know you.

3.I'm just marinating and mojulating.

Translation-I'm just hangin out,enjoying life.

4.You are actin like a real L 7 right now.

Translation-You are acting like a geek,in a bad way. A square. Put a 7 and an L together.

5.I can sell a whale water and a jewelry store watches.

Translation-I can mingle.

6.Aw man that's solid,hip,dope, fresh!

Translation-That's good for you.

That's all I can think of right now.

Until next time Keep it real and I'm out!

1.Driving- Freeway or residential

When you are driving and you put your signal on. I guess thats a cue for the bastard next to you to speed up. That person is thinking,"That a-hole is not getting in front of me!"

2.Playing Basketball

So you are playing basketball and the person or team u are playing complains and whines about the actual ball cuz they are losing. "This ball is heavy", or "This ball bounces to high",or "Let's change balls so we can play with the ball we warmed up with." Thats all BS,BS,BS,BS!

3.Smiles and conversation to get what u want

Some people will only conversate with u because they need your help. If I couldn't help would u talk to me? I don't think so. A "Good Mornin" or "What's up Pimp Juice" will do.

4.Wearing cool shades.

Why do people wear shades when it is not sunny? I think I have an answer for that. "I'm hung over and the light is killing my eyes." or "I look so damn cool with my shades on."

5.Saying excuse me and not moving.

I'm trying to get through and be polite so I dont seem rude. U don't move??? I bet if I slapped u would move b4 I even got close.

6.Women doing make-up while drivin

It's bad enough u are driving slow. Also the light as turned green and u still have your foot on the brake. Woman, move cuz Jamal is coming!!!!!!

Lucky number 7.Close talkers.

No offense to anyone but if u are talking to me close and your breathe smells like Camel Ass, that's a NO NO in my book. There is always gum around. Do me a favor use it. Gargling helps too!!!!!

Keep It Real and I'm out.