"Anyone can give up, it's the easiest thing in the world to do. But to hold it together when everyone else would understand if you fell apart, that's true strength."

A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.

loved by some, hated by many, envied by most, yet wanted by plenty!

you say physco like it's a bad thing

If you love somebody, they shouldn't make you cry, they should be worth crying over.

Not a shred of evidence exists in favor of the idea that life is serious.

Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet.

Little men with little minds and little imaginations go through life in little ruts, smugly resisting all changes which would jar their little worlds.

Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

You laugh because I'm different...........

I laugh cause I just farted!