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I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. -- Fred Allen

You May Be Right...........September 21, 2007
You May Be Right
------Billy Joel


Friday night I crashed your party
Saturday I said I'm sorry
Sunday came and trashed me out again
I was only having fun
Wasn't hurting anyone
And we all enjoyed the weekend for a change

I've been stranded in the combat zone
I walked through Bedford Stuy alone
Even rode my motorcycle in the rain
And you told me not to drive
But I made it home alive
So you said that only proves that I'm insane

You may be right
I may be crazy
But it just might be a lunatic you're looking for
Turn out the light
Don't try to save me
You may be wrong for all I know
But you may be right

Remember how I found you there
Alone in your electric chair
I told you dirty jokes until you smiled
You were lonely for a man
I said take me as I am
'Cause you might enjoy some madness for awhile

Now think of all the years you tried to
Find someone to satisfy you
I might be as crazy as you say
If I'm crazy then it's true
That it's all because of you
And you wouldn't want me any other way

You may be right
I may be crazy
But it just may be a lunatic you're looking for
It's too late to fight
It's too late to change me
You may be wrong for all I know
But you may be right

You may be right
I may be crazy
But it just might be a lunatic you're looking for
Turn out the light
Don't try to save me
You may be wrong for all I know
But you may be right
You may be wrong but you may be right
You may be wrong but you may be right
Friday September 21, 2007 - 06:56am (CDT) Permanent Link | 1 Comment
I say ... and you think ... ? September 19, 2007
I say ... and you think ... ?
  1. Baby step::
  2. Wasted::
  3. Reggie::
  4. Pitiful::
  5. Acting out::
  6. Tomato::
  7. Bad night::
  8. Trip::
  9. Finance charges::
  10. Sport::
Wednesday September 19, 2007 - 11:08pm (CDT) Permanent Link | 2 Comments
Interesting Little Robots, July 16, 2007
Interesting Little Robots
Monday July 16, 2007 - 07:04am (CDT) Permanent Link | 0 Comments
A True Southern Lady April 20, 2007

"A TRUE SOUTHERN LADY"

A very gentle Southern lady was driving across the Savannah River
Bridge in Georgia one day.

As she neared the top of the bridge, she noticed a young man
fixin' (ready) to jump.

She stopped her car, rolled down the window and said, "Please don't
jump, think of your dear mother and father."

He replied, "Mom and Dad are both dead; I'm going to jump."

She said, "Well, think of your wife and children."

He replied, "I'm not married a nd I don't have any kids."

She said, "Well, think of Robert E. Lee."

He replied, ''Who's Robert E. Lee?''

She replied, ''Well bless your heart, just go ahead and jump, you
dumb Yankee."

Friday April 20, 2007 - 09:14pm (CDT) Permanent Link | 2 Comments
Las Vegas Churches - March 26, 2007
Las Vegas Churches

THIS MAY COME AS A SURPRISE TO THOSE OF YOU NOT LIVING IN LAS VEGAS, BUT THERE ARE MORE CATHOLIC CHURCHES THAN CASINOS.

NOT SURPRISINGLY, SOME WORSHIPPERS AT SUNDAY SERVICES WILL GIVE CASINO CHIPS RATHER THAN CASH WHEN THE BASKET IS PASSED

SINCE THEY GET CHIPS FROM MANY DIFFERENT CASINOS, THE CHURCHES HAVE DEVISED A METHOD TO COLLECT THE OFFERINGS.

THE CHURCHES SEND ALL THEIR COLLECTED CHIPS TO A NEARBY FRANCISCAN MONASTERY FOR SORTING AND THEN THE CHIPS ARE TAKEN TO THE CASINOS OF ORIGIN AND CASHED IN.
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THIS IS DONE BY THE CHIP MONKS...! :)
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YOU DIDN'T EVEN SEE IT COMING DID YOU ?
GOTCHA
ok...ok...so i am not just a geek...i'm a dork too...i can't help it...i love these kinda jokes
Monday March 26, 2007 - 06:24pm (CDT) Permanent Link | 2 Comments

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