On this day in 1997, talk radio's other radio advice quack, Dr. Drew Pinsky tells a caller concerned about his new same-sex fantasies that "either he has suffered some sort of trauma, perhaps in childhood, or that he's gay and needs to deal with it." While Pinsky's cohost suggests the caller "could be bisexual," it's not in the realm of possibility for Dr. Drew because "bisexuality is very rare and most people who call themselves bisexual are suffering from 'sexual ambivalence' and need to deal with whatever 'caused' that." (Oh, and thank you for calling "Loveline.")

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"Well, I don't think that's a radical view to say we're going to
affirm marriage. I think the radical view is to say that we're going to
change the definition of marriage so that it can mean two men, two
women, a man and three women, a man and a child, a man and animal.
Again, once we change the definition, the door is open to change it
again. I think the radical position is to make a change in what's been
historic." -- Mike Huckabee, anti-bestiality / homosexuality candidate
for President.