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Tags: bootyshakin Sunday March 2, 2008 - 10:47am (CST) Permanent Link | 5 Comments
- Entry for February 28, 2008
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Get out and VOTE!!!! We need a change in America and this is the man to do it....please vote for Obama!!Tags: vote, obama, america Thursday February 28, 2008 - 06:27am (CST) Permanent Link | 0 Comments - Entry for February 19, 2008
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A bus stops and 2 Italian men get on.
They sit down and engage in an animated conversation.The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but herattention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following:
"Emma come first.
Den I come.
Den two asses come together.
I come once-a-more.
Two asses, they come together again.
I come again and pee twice.
Then I come one lasta time."
"You foul-mouthed sex obsessed swine," retorted the lady indignantly.In this country, we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives"
"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sex? I'm a
justa tellin' my frienda how to spell " Mississippi'."
$5.00 SAYS YOU'RE GONNA READ THIS AGAINTags: mississippi Tuesday February 19, 2008 - 07:25pm (CST) Permanent Link | 2 Comments - Entry for February 09, 2008
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In my travels I made an extraordinary discovery ... I have seen the end of the universe and it happens to be in the United States and oddly enough it is in Dallas Texas. I know, I was shocked too. Imagine my surprise when I left the comedy club one day and walked to the the end of the block and there on one corner was a Starbucks. And across the street from that Starbucks, in the exact same building as that Starbucks, there was a Starbucks. ... And that my friends is the end of the Universe.Saturday February 9, 2008 - 10:30am (CST) Permanent Link | 2 Comments
