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He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger."
He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then......" He sighed........
"Let's put all the Frosted Flakes back in the box......."
There were Five country churches in a small Alberta town: </ SPAN>
The Alliance Church, the Baptist Church, the United Church , the Catholic Church and the Jewish Synagogue.
Each church was overrun with pesky squirrels .
One day, the Alliance Church called a meeting to decide what to do about the squirrels. After much prayer and consideration they determined that the squirrels were predestined to be there and they shouldn't interfere with God's divine will..
In the BAPTIST CHURCH</ S PAN> the squirrels had taken up habitation in the baptistery. The deacons met and decided to put a cover on the baptistery and drown the squirrels in it. The squirrels escaped somehow and there were twice as many there the next week.
The United Church got together and decided that they were not in a position to harm any of God's creation. So, they humanely trapped t he Squirrels a nd set them free a few miles outside of town. Three days later, the squirrels were back.
But -- The Catholic CHURCH came up with the best and most effective solution.
They baptized the squirrels and registered them as members of the church.
Now they only see them on Christmas and Easter
Not m uch was heard about the Jewish Synagogue,
but they took one squirrel and had a short service with him called "circumcision" and they haven't seen a squirrel on the property since.