Idea Source: From Priy's Blog
Very simple - google for your name followed by 'is', like "anoop is" (including the quotes) and write down the first 10 results as it is. This is what I got -

Anoop is a keen proponent of Ayurveda and has conducted several Seminars (Ayurveda??? well, atlest teh seminar part is ok - i have taken manuy during my MCA ;) )  
Anoop is given a civic reception at Trichur, on his election (me and election?????)
Anoop is now distributed by one of India's largest companies, Godrej (well, what am I? a Product? -further search reveled that thrz a Hair oil named Anoop :( )
Anoop is already well positioned, we do not want to tinker with it. (well, thazt nice..if u r not crossing my path, i wont cross ur's.. :) )
Go straight on for about 50 meters and Anoop is on the right. (now, whatz Anoop? a hotel???)
I think that Anoop is right, in the sense that Murdoch should be embraced by  (Anoop is right..well, thatz not that bad.. :))
Don't get me wrong, Anoop is awesome (hear, hear... So, atlast teh truth :) )
Like just about everyone else around, Anoop is devastated after the All (afert all?????)
Anoop is building technical and management skills in his classes and co-op positions with (hm.. thatz good to know... :) )
... Anoop is apoop, (no comments..)

I am not sure when the bug hit me, but, as long as I can remember; i am in love with automobiles. During my pre school classes, one of my best hobby is to show my friends pictures of cars and other vehicles and talk about them ( I always used to pester my dad by asking about vehicles, and when he asked me what b'day present i need (i was at 1st standard), i told him i need a swaraj mazda - itz a LMV). And when ever i go out, i always used to look at different model of cars, bikes and buses... the affection grew worse as i grew older, and when i joined for my PUC classes, i came across AutoIndia. AutoIndia was the premier auto magazine those days, and from then, till now, i haven’t missed my staple diet of automobile magazines.

Those days, i used to collect what ever money I get, and when i go to Thrissur (thatz a big town where i used to go for Entrance tuition) I will buy second hand AutoIndia from road side book sellers. Every month somehow i used to buy 2-3 back issues, along with the current issue.

My major source of income was the money dad gives me to have food, when I go for tuition classes on Sundays. I used to skip food, and save the money so that I can buy the latest AutoIndia. I collected a huge no of posters too - more than 1000, and the four walls and roof of my study was fully covered with them.

 I have a good hand with automobiles. Give me a machine, and I can tame it within the first kilometer, and i can push it to its limit within the next kilometer.

my dad like to do a lot of tinkering works, and he used to do almost 99% of the repairs of his scooter alone. He is my guru, and I was pretty familiar with almost all the mechanics of Bajaj Chetak even before i finished my 10th standard. ( I am a good mechanic, and really can fix things.. :) )

I am sure I can identify 99% of manufacturer by looking at the cars, and I can identify many cars by looking at parts. And, this is one subject i can talk with authority.

My all time favorite is Royal Enfield Bullet. its one of the Oldest production bikes in the world. but more on this later, coz i am sure u will be yawning by this time (if u came till here)...

Last Friday my friend Pravesh came from Hyderabad, so after leaving office, went to see him. we went to forum, and had a nice time, and then dropped him at Majestic railway station. then I took a looooong way back to home, and rewarded with a good ride :) Saturday till noon i was cleaning and tuning my bike (and polished also). then i went with my friend to Chilli pepper (now a days, its my favorite hotel), and after a good lunch, went to Hero Honda and TVS show rooms with my cousin (She wants to take  a gearless scooter)

I took a test ride of TVS Apache, man, it really looks good. but, am not impressed with the ride. then, we went to Monday to Sunday, and ordered a cake for our friend Vani. Her b'day was on Sunday. took the cake by 7, and went to see her. She was not home, so kept the cake at fridge, and gave her a surprise party at sharp 12.00 am. then i went home. Sunday morning i finished Cujo by Stephen King (I didn’t like it :( ) and then went to my cousins home.

by 2.30, i reached back, and took Last man standing by David Baldacci, and finished it by 1.30 am. Yesterday i want to blog, but, couldn’t. I didn’t even check much blogs...hope today i can go through all the pages... (and I started Sphere by Michael Crichton yesterday )  

Courtsy: A Forward mail I got today Morning

1. WHY ARE MEN SUCH JERKS?

It's a testosterone thing. Much similar to your PMS thing, we men suffer from
testosterone poisoning. Why do you think the average life span of a male is
typically 10 years shorter (and it's not just from all the bitching and nagging
we have to endure)? Hormone modifies behavior. We're just misunderstood.


2. WHY DO MEN ALWAYS HAVE TO OGLE AT OTHER WOMEN?

Again, this is a testosterone thing. Do you honestly think that all the
testosterone just fell out of our bodies the moment we met you? Besides, women
do it as well. Women are just much better at not getting caught. I'm fairly
certain it's some sort of photographic memory deal. Women take one quick look
and memorize it for later reference. Since men lack this ability, we try to burn
it into our memory by staring as much as we can.


3. WHY DO MEN ALWAYS TOUCH THEMSELVES, ESPECIALLY IN PUBLIC?

We occasionally need to adjust our little friend and make him happy. It's much
like adjusting your bra. Being in public is just an added bonus.


4. WHY DO MEN ALWAYS SAY SUCH STUPID THINGS?

We like to. It's actually a whole lot of fun to see our partner frustrated by a
few simple (and well chosen) words.


5. WHY ARE MEN SO UNCOMMUNICATIVE?

You'd learn to keep your big mouth shut too if every time you open it you get
into trouble with your partner.


6. WHY DO MEN HAVE TO ACT LIKE SUCH RETARDS?

Well, we don't actually have to; we do it because we enjoy it. It's the old
fashioned pride in a job well done that's missing in so much of the world
nowadays.


7. WHY CAN'T MEN JUST SHARE THEIR FEELINGS?

Do we look like women to you? Why is it so hard to understand that men and women
are different? How are we supposed to share how we feel when we have no idea how
we feel? Unless we're experiencing some extreme emotion like rage, hatred,
disgust, or a brick on our foot, we have no idea how we feel. Personally, I get
a headache whenever I try to figure out how I feel.


8. WHY CAN'T MEN CUDDLE MORE (I.E. LIE DOWN AND HUG)?

Please... How many hours do you think there is in a day? We oblige you as much
as we can, but who the hell (besides women) can stand lying around for hours on
end? We men... Men hunters... Need go roam... Starve in cave... Must go find
wildebeest... Now sitting on our asses for hours on end on the other hand is a
whole other story.


9. HOW CAN MEN SIT ON THEIR ASSES ALL DAY WITHOUT MOVING?

Men have very powerful sets of sitting muscles developed by evolution that
enable us to sit for extended periods of time without getting tired. In
prehistoric times, it was often necessary to sit in one spot for extended
periods of time while hunting for prey. The more successful hunters were able to
sit very still for very extended periods of time thereby passing on this ability
to their progeny. The fidgety types were all gobbled up by saber toothed tigers
etc. The end result is that almost all modern men are born with this innate
ability.


10. WHY CAN'T MEN JUST SAY "I LOVE YOU?"

Men are taught from a tender young age to be self-sufficient. To say that we
love you is equivalent to saying that we need you. Most men consider that a
character fault. It's not easy to admit to one's own character faults.


11. WHY DO MEN SAY "I LOVE YOU" WHEN THEY HARDLY KNOW ME?

Ho, Ho, Ho... Aren't you special? Well, some men think it's a sure fire way to
get into your pants. Surprisingly, it actually still works quite well.


12. WHY DOESN'T MY PARTNER EVER ANSWER ME?

We just simply don't have the energy to answer every single one of your
questions. If we think we do not have the answer, or that you will not like the
answer, we simply remain quiet and save the energy for other things.


13. WHY WON'T MEN EVER PICK UP AFTER THEMSELVES?

Why should we? It doesn't really bother us that much. Besides, we know darn well
you'll pick it up.


14. WHAT'S WITH ALL THE BELCHING AND FARTING?

This usually only occurs after months of courting. It's our way to let you know
that we're comfortable with you. Believe it or not, it's actually a sign of
affection. Besides, holding it for extended periods of time gives us stomach
cramps.


15. WHY DO MEN HATE SHOPPING?

It's an evolutionary thing. Men hunt. Women gather. We just want to go out, kill
it, and bring it back. Who wants to spend hours and hours to look at things we
have no intention of killing? Err... buying?

Yesterday noon, my friend Iyyappan gave us a b'day party. Had Sweet corn chicken soup, rabbit fry and prawns biriyani... to tell the truth, it was very tough to keep me awake after the food. But, every one were looking forward for the holi celebrations.
By 5 pm, we logged off, and went to the first floor of the office. our hr and events committee people were waiting for us, and before realizing whatz happening, all were painted with colors...What followed it was two and a half hours of pur entertainment...we all had a nice time coloring each other, and dancing to the tune of music, playing games...by 7.30 we finished celebrations and went home... i was totally bombarded with color,
So i dint take my coat, helmet, bag and gloves...just took the bike and went home. it took around one hour of scrubbing and shampooing to remove all the colors, but, it was worth the effort. :)
Then i fixed some food, and started CUJO. Today I came early to office, and it resembled a battle field... today my friend abey give us a treat. Crabs, prawns and Idiyappam (rice noodles)...now i am half asleep ;)