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Thanks for the Hospitality!
Thanks for the Hospitality! magnify
I was always raised to be polite, so before I departed the hyper security prison, I just HAD to give my regards to the prison warden and pay him back somehow for all the "attention" he paid to me during my stay. He certainly did everything he could to make my time there "pleasant" and "comfortable." I especially appreciated the special room he had for me that protected my sensitive skin from the sun [or any other light for that matter]. I think he was a little taken aback at just how WARM my parting was, but then again, I doubt he ever expected that day to arrive! By the way, I hear they are looking for a new warden ... any takers?
Wednesday April 2, 2008 - 08:48am (PDT) Permanent Link | 5 Comments
Now THAT Was Exhilarating
Now THAT Was Exhilarating magnify
EIGHT heavily armed men, John? Try THIRTY heavily armed AND armored men! But once I got started, there was no stopping me. A fair fight? Nah! Not against the Purple Vixen! And how nice of you to suggest that "someone" snuck the guns in for me. That would assume that "someone" gave a flying FUCK about me while I'm languishing in prison!! But no. For the most part all of my bottom feeder associates took the opporunity of my extended absence to try to carve up my worldwide empire of villainy. So I may be a little cash poor at the moment, but believe you me ... those Judases just wrote a check for themselves that they can't cash. I intend to remedy the situation in due course and to get ... how does the line go? ... I intend to "get medieval" on their asses!
Saturday March 29, 2008 - 11:38am (PDT) Permanent Link | 1 Comment
Hi Fellas ... !
Hi Fellas ... ! magnify
Ya see what I was up against? After I had managed to disarm two of these guys [and commandeer their pistols], I found myself in a very tight spot. One would THINK this is where I just drop the guns to the ground and put my hands over my head. But one would think that only if one were not the Purple Vixen! It's just this kind of situation that gets my adrenalin going and pushes my brain to peak performance. So rather than accept the "surrender or die" scenario presented to me, I decided to use one of the most important weapons in my arsenal ... feminine wiles! So a slight thrusting of the hip ... some pouty lips ... a coquettish tone in my voice ... a kittenish batting of the eyelashes ... DAMN! I'm wearing sunglasses! Oh hell ... I'm just going to have to KILL them all! More on that later ...
Thursday March 27, 2008 - 10:07am (PDT) Permanent Link | 3 Comments
I SAID the Food SUCKS!
I SAID the Food SUCKS! magnify
All right, all right now! Don't get excited! It's true! the Purple Vixen is out of prison. But let me tell you, as you can see in this security camera picture, getting out was no picnic. Having been sentenced to over 10,000 years for crimes against humanity and chronic jaywalking, I wasn't up for parole for awhile. So after about 8 months, I said 'f-u-c-k this!!' I have yet to download all the pictures from the hyper-maximum security prison I was in, so you won't see just HOW tough it was for a couple days, but keep in mind that the prison had a staff of over 200 and the only prisoner there was MOI! As you can see I needed some pretty heavy firepower to make it out ... and here I was only dealing with the kitchen staff! After 8 months of the most disgusting swill you can imagine, they DESERVED death. I mean they made Rigatoni alla Romana WITHOUT ANY CAPERS!!! The vulgarians! Well anyway, that explains my long absence and I hope to entertain you with some of the confidential footage over the next few days [weeks?], at least until I can get my operations back up to snuff. Seems a few of my "associates" decided to take advantage of my absence for their own personal gain ... hmmmm ... and you all KNOW that makes me VERY angry! And you all KNOW what happens when I am very angry! I hope they enjoy their gains in HELL!
Wednesday March 26, 2008 - 05:59pm (PDT) Permanent Link | 4 Comments
Evil Slave Mistress??!!
Evil Slave Mistress??!! magnify

For a minute there, I actually thought they were talking about ME! Alas, just another villainess whose only REAL crime was she got caught. Here is the heavily biased news report [with my own commentary in red] :

AP May 17th A multimillionaire couple, who ran an international perfume business, were arrested by federal agents on charges of keeping two Indonesian women as slaves in their posh Long Island home in New York for the last several years, according to the Newsday, a prominent New York publication.
The couple, Varsha Mahender Sabhnani, 45, and her husband, Mahender Murlidhar Sabhnani, 51, were accused of inflicting tortures on one of the Indonesian women, while threatening to have the other one's family
arrested in Indonesia if she did not obey orders, according to officials [a tad harsh, I admit, but good help is hard to find!]. The women had been hired as housekeepers.
Varsha, an Indonesian, is married
to Mahender Murlidhar, an Indian.
The Sabhnanis were arraigned in a US District Court on charges under a federal anti-slavery laws of obtaining ''the labour and services of another person by use of threats of serious physical harm to and physical restraint against that person.'' [so what about Wal-Mart?] ''No one would ever think that human beings were being brought into the United States and held for slave labour, and beaten, and tortured in a beautiful mansion right here in one of the most exclusive neighborhoods on Long Island, [that's only because they lack imagination]'' said federal prosecutor
Demetri Jones yesterday, who is prosecuting the case along with Assistant US attroney Mark Lesko.
The Sabhnanis' lawyers maintain that their clients are innocent. [No kidding! What next?!]
Newsday quoting Jones and Lesko said one of the two Indonesian women was beaten by Varsha Sabhnani with a broomstick, cut behind the ears with a knife, burnt with scalding water, made to walk up and down stairs as much as 150 times in a row, and, at one point, was forced to eat ''25 extremely hot chili peppers
.'' [Varsha obviously has a commanding physical presence to be able to handle TWO Indonesian women like this ... mmmmmmmm] The prosecutors submitted pictures showing what they said were the bruises and cuts inflicted on one of the women.
The reasons for the tortures included Varsha Sabhnani being unable to find an item of clothing or believing that the poorly fed women were stealing food, [such insolence!] the prosecutors said. Her husband allowed the torture to go on and benefited from the household services of the women, [typical man ... leaving the dirty work to his wife!] according to Lesko.

Well, when she gets out of jail in 25 years, Varsha has an office waiting for her in my Jakarta headquarters! And I'll bet her perfumes were really nice too!


Thursday May 24, 2007 - 07:19am (PDT) Permanent Link | 3 Comments

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