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OK. Here's how you figure it out:
There are 392 cats for each girl. The total amount of cats with 7 girls is 2744.
The total of legs of cats is 10976. You add 14 (legs of 7 girls) which brings you to a total of 10990!!
There are 7 girls on a bus
Each girl has 7 backpacks
In each backpack, there are 7 big cats
For every big cat there are 7 little cats
Question: How many legs is that all together?
HINT: There's no trick - it's just math!!
Eve and God
EVE: 'I've got a problem.'
GOD: 'What's the problem, Eve?'
EVE: 'I know that you created me and provided this beautiful garden and
all of these wonderful animals, as well as that hilarious comedic snake,
but I'm
just not happy.'
GOD: 'And why is that Eve?'
EVE: 'I am lonely, and I'm sick to death of apples.'
GOD: 'Well, Eve, in that case, I have a solution. I shall create a man
for you.'
EVE: 'Man? What is that?'
GOD: 'A flawed creature, with many bad traits. He'll lie, cheat and be
vain; all in all, he'll give you a hard time. But he'll be bigger,
faster and will like to hunt and kill things. I'll create him in such a
way that he will satisfy your physical needs. He will be witless and
will revel in childish things like fighting and kicking a ball about. He
won't be as smart as you, so he will also need your advice to think
properly.'
EVE: 'Sounds great,' but what's the catch?'
GOD: 'Well... you can have him on one condition.'
EVE: 'And what's that, dear God?'
GOD: 'As I said, he'll be proud, arrogant and self-admiring... so you'll
have to let him believe that I made him first. And it will have to be
our little secret...you know, woman to woman.'
A father asked his 10-year old son if he knew about the birds and the bees.
"I don't want to know," the child said, bursting into tears. "Promise me you won't tell me."
Confused, the father asked what was wrong.
The boy sobbed, "When I was six, I got the 'There's no Easter Bunny' speech.
At seven, I got the 'There's no Tooth Fairy' speech.
When I was eight, you hit me with the 'There's no Santa' speech.
If you're going to tell me that grown-ups don't really get laid, I'll have nothing left to
TO LIVE FOR !!!!!!!