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Tags: karaoke Tuesday November 4, 2008 - 03:35pm (CST) Permanent Link | 7 Comments - Entry for Nov 1, 2008
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An eccentric billionaire wanted a mural painted on his library wall, so he called an artist.
Describing what he wanted, the billionaire said, "I am a history buff, and I would like your interpretation of the last thing that went through Custer's mind before he died. I am going out of town on business for a week, and when I return, I expect to see it completed."
Upon his return, the billionaire went to the library to examine the finished work. To his surprise, he found a painting of a cow with a halo. Surrounding this were hundreds of Indians in various sexual positions.
Furious, he called the artist in. "What the hell is this?" screamed the billionaire.
"Why, that's exactly what you asked for," said the artist smugly.
"No! I didn't ask for a mural of pornographic filth. I asked for an interpretation of Custer's last thoughts!"
"And there you have it," said the artist. "I call it, 'Holy cow, look at all those fucking Indians.'"Monday June 23, 2008 - 09:29am (CDT) Permanent Link | 4 Comments - I Quit!!!
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I read in article the other day that said smokin can kill ya................. So I quit smokin........
Then I read one that said drinkin can kill ya.............................So I quit drinkiin....
Then I read and article that said too much sex can kill....... So..............I quit readin....
Tags: iquit Wednesday April 30, 2008 - 08:01am (CDT) Permanent Link | 17 Comments - I Think you're the father of one of my kids...
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A guy goes to the supermarket andnotices an attractive woman waving at him.She says hello. He's rather taken backbecause he can't place where he knows her from.So he says, 'Do you know me?'To which she replies, 'I think you'rethe father of one of my kids.'Now his mind travels back to the only time he hasever been unfaithful to his wife and says,'My God, are you the stripper from my bachelorparty that I made love to on the pooltable with all my buddies watchingwhile your partner whipped my butt withwet celery???'She looks into his eyes and says calmly,'No, I'm your daughter's teacher.'...................... Thanks Tilly...lmaooo
Tags: father Wednesday April 30, 2008 - 06:13am (CDT) Permanent Link | 7 Comments - Woman in Coma
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A woman was in a coma. She had been in it for months. Nurses were in
her room giving her a blanket bath. One of them was washing her private
area and noticed that there was a slight response on the monitor when she touched her. They tried it again and sure enough there was sizable movement. They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him, "As crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and bring her out of the coma." The husband was skeptical, but they
assured him that they'd close the curtains for privacy. The husband
finally agreed and went into his wife's room. After a few minutes the
woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart rate. The nurses run
back into the room. "What happened!?" they cried.The husband said, "I'm not sure..............maybe she choked?
(They revived her and she is doing fine.. and hubby is healing just fine also........lol)
Saturday April 26, 2008 - 09:24am (CDT) Permanent Link | 4 Comments
