"Let's, you know, caress each other in five places, and kiss in seven ways, and make out in nine positions, but let's not get carried away." From Rushdie's "Shalimar the Clown." Reply
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My theory is that employers prefer college grads because they see a college degree chiefly as mark of one's ability to obey and conform. Whatever else you learn in college, you learn to sit still for long periods while appearing to be awake. And whatever else you do in a white collar job, most of the time you'll be sitting and feigning attention. Sitting still for hours on end -- whether in library carrels or office cubicles -- does not come naturally to humans. It must be learned -- although no college has yet been honest enough to offer a degree in seat-warming.
I have always thought that there is a creepy self-loathing that's part and parcel of the experience of academia...which is why we always talk about the "real world" as though it's something distant, remote, inaccessible. What a strange thing.
This reminded me of how easy it is to get lost in the challenge of completing a high volume of tasks instead of taking a single, incredibly interesting task and inventing a whole new way of completing it.