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Assalamualaikum...
To all my beloved friend... happy Eid Ul Fitr...May Allah Bless U. For my friend from Malaysia and Indonesia... semoga raya ini membahagiakan anda semua. Jangan asyik berbual je sampai kuih raya lupa nak dihidang.Sunday October 22, 2006 - 12:22am (SGT) Permanent Link | 1 Comment - For The Kids...
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Q: Why did the owl, owl?
A: Because the woodpecker would peck 'er!
Q: What is a polygon?
A: A dead parrot!
Q: What flies through the jungle singing opera?
A: The parrots of Penzance!
Q: What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
A: A firequaker!
Q: What is a parrot's favorite game?
A: Hide and Speak!
Q: Why did the parrot wear a raincoat?
A: Because she wanted to be a Polly unsaturated!
Q: What did the gamekeeper say to the lord of the manor?
A: 'The pheasants are revolting'!
Q: What is the definition of Robin?
A: A bird who steals!
Q: When is the best time to buy budgies?
A: When they're going cheap!
Saturday October 14, 2006 - 09:53pm (SGT) Permanent Link | 1 Comment - Mass Hysteria
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A professor of clinical psychology at Victoria University in Wellington, New Zealand, included a lecture on crowd psychology in his annual course. To illustrate mass hysteria, he regularly showed TV news footage of teenage crowds greeting the Beatles at the local airport in the 1960's.
One year, when he ran the footage, he heard squeals and bursts of laughter from his students. When the film ended he asked what had caused the hilarity.
Replied one student, "We recognized some of our mothers!"
Saturday October 14, 2006 - 09:52pm (SGT) Permanent Link | 0 Comments - For The Kids...
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Why doesn't the sea spill over the earth?
Because it's tied!
Who was the Black Prince?
The son of Old King Cole!
Did you hear about the mad scientist who invented a gas that could burn through anything?
No, what about him?
Now he's trying to invent something to hold it in!
Why did the idiot have his sundial floodlit?
So he could tell the time at night!
Where do snowmen go to dance?
A snowball!
Where does a general keep his armies?
Up his sleevies!
Why did the burglar take a shower?
He wanted to make a clean getaway!
What kind of fish can't swim?
Dead ones!
Why do polar bears have fur coats?
Because they would look silly in anoraks!Saturday October 14, 2006 - 09:50pm (SGT) Permanent Link | 0 Comments - Take the Bus
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When my brother was about 20 years old and going to college in Portland, Oregon, he used to call our parents in Long Beach, California every time he needed money. He also use to take a bus every chance he would get to come home for the week ends, with the support of our parents.
One night he called from Porland and ask our mother if they would send him some extra money to fly home, since he was getting tired of the buses. When our father heard this he yelled from across the room, "Tell him to stick a feather up his butt and fly home!"
My brother said, "What did Dad say?"
Our mother answered, "He said, you'll have to take the bus home, dear."Saturday October 14, 2006 - 09:48pm (SGT) Permanent Link | 0 Comments
