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All-Seasonal Witticisms - version 1.0

Let me get this straight now...

All-Hallows' Eve is when things that go bump in the night come out in droves...!

That is followed by All-Saints Day - ahhhhh! Now that is GOOD! (Even so, in Mexico, it's the Day of the Dead for children - which is so angelic since they all passed on so young, like so many tiny cherubs, so it truly is all about true saints indeed...!)

But that is followed, alas, by the real Day of the Dead - for Mexico and the entire MUNDO!

And some of those dead souls can be mighty spooky, if you ask me!

Not that I fear any of them, mind you...!

Ha-ha-ha - I'm just kidding really...

No, really now - no need to haunt me, okay?

Doh - me and my obsession with the mysteries of life... after life!

Everything should be cool though - I've got connections, see?

Luminous connections!

Jesus! He Knows me! And I know Him!

Now, you didn't think I was going to sing that Genesis song - did you?

You do know which song I mean - rrrrrrrright?

"Touch the screen - touch the screen!"

You can only get that in-joke and sly reference to the music video IF YOU DO - and have seen the video too!

But anyway...!

Funny that a voice told me to "touch the screen" too, today - at the self-service check-out cash of my local grocery store!

I like to be my own cashier, see?

No danger of me getting violent, then!

Whoa - that doesn't mean I'd be aggressive with a lady cashier! I'd only be rude!

But a male cashier - now, if he ticks me off, he's toast!

The poor loser won't know what hit him - my right hook or my left! In other words: he'd be dead meat!!!

Ah, but since we're veering back towards talk of the DEAD here - or those who may soon join their ranks...!

Now, I've no idea who could be next, really - I have no third eye...!

But I sure do know who deserves to get it - big time!

RIGHT BETWEEN THE EYES, BABY...!!!

I'm not telling any names though...

Not here, that is for sure!

Too busy partying the night away - or something like that!

I'm just glad the Grim Reaper hasn't thought of me yet!

I've too many things to accomplish, still...!

Sights to see...

Talks to talk...

Walks to walk...!

Maybe - MAYBE - even a few more lessons left to learn, too!

But not from just anybody either...!

Unless it's over dinner - then I'm game for just about any sales pitch!

Also - if the money's good!

Okay now - I'm not perfect, okay? Happy?

I'm just thy average ordinary sinful guy, verily...!

With just a tad more originality than you...!

A greater sense of humor too...!

And a genuine willingness to reflect The Light...!

Now, now - is it the case for anyone else around here - really?

Many among you actually want to do the exact opposite!

I say "BAH!" to those who do...!

I only embrace those kindred spirits - of The Light, like ME!

And bow only to The Omnipotent God Himself. ***Amen!***

Merciful He Is - otherwise...!!!

Time for me to ride into the sunset though

Not because the end is near... at all!

Simply because I am tired - and have to rise early, tomorrow - again.

I wonder WHY I labor as I do. though...!

I've got bigger dreams than that...!

It's as if somebody mesmerized me into doing it - hypnotized me so I'd settle for LESS...?!?

Well, at least I'm not reduced to being an automaton or something...!

Neither that - nor have aliens taken over my body -- nope! *lol*

Not that I know of anyway! Ha-ha-ha!

But I am digressing - again!

Fact is - I am content and that is all that matters, ultimately!

And I'm doing GOOD - not "bad" (in the sense of... evil!)

Laugh all you want, evil one - you've lost me!

You're the biggest loser of all! (Not those on TV!)

You loco!!!

Yeah - REALLY!

Now, where was I when I digressed, yet again...?

Halloween - come and gone?

All-Saints Day? All-Souls Day?!?

Now HERE is a bunch of saints, truly devoid of any SIN, if I've EVER seen one!

Now, as far as the human race goes...

Uh... I'll refrain from commenting, at this time...!

Enough clowning around now, I say...!

Blowing my horn - or beating around the bush!

Luminous Luciano was here - suffice it to say! *lol*

Reflecting The Light as surely as the moon reflects the sun - eh?

Thanks for reading me, America! (Here or on the TLB Prime Network!)

Thanks to the entire WORLD, really!

In particular, the regular cast of L.O.V.s (Luminous Online Visitors!)

As for the Grim Reaper - that loser...

No need to tell him where you've seen me - capisce? *lol*

I think I'll go catch some zzzzzzzz's now...

And if I die before I wake...

I pray The Lord my soul to take!

I'm such a kidder...!

No relation to Margot - as I used to joke!

*lol*

Ciao-ciao... for now!

Tags: amusing, funny, luminous
Sunday November 2, 2008 - 07:41pm (PST) Permanent Link | 0 Comments
May 24th, 2008: The Date I Updated - At Last!
May 24th, 2008: The Date I Updated - At Last! magnify
Knowing sorrow well, I learn to succor the distressed.
- -- Virgil
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Come along now,
Ye of little faith!
DEATH
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Saturday May 24, 2008 - 03:12pm (PDT) Permanent Link | 0 Comments
Jerry Garcia Had It All Figured Out - Way Before He Departed!
Jerry Garcia Had It All Figured Out - Way Before He Departed! magnify
EVERYONE THAT IS FOUND TO BE DEAD NOWADAYS HAS GOT TO BE GRATEFUL - BUT OF COURSE THEY ARE!
What have they got NOT to be grateful about? They have moved on... passed on... gone on to the Great Big Waiting Room in the Sky ~ to await Judgment Day!
They have not a worry in the world anymore ~ no more peer pressure, social pressure, mortgages, debts piling up, relationships to nurture, daggers aiming at their backs... NOTHING! NADA! ZILCH!
No more of that crazy -and quite frankly silly- stuff! EVER AGAIN!
They have gone to a better place ~ where no one will hurt them EVER AGAIN.
They have ascended (okay - some have "descended" - but THAT is NOT anyone that I care about!) and they are NOT looking back!
Unless they are told to that is... such is the theory supporting belief in the intercession of saints. These are souls in the Light, near-angels who can help those of us who remain behind...
Always good to have heavenly support, wouldn't you say...
That support is purported to come also in the form of spiritual guides - and, of course, in the traditional form of heavenly attendants... in other words ~ Angels!
After so many curses here and on TLB Prime mostly, my main blog... I feel like invoking the good stuff now ~ mayhaps that will turn the tide on my fortunes (or lack thereof...)
Blessings!

Oh... and if I was to die "before I wake"... or blog... may The Lord take my soul ~ evidently~ but also, as Evita sang... "don't cry for me" ~ ah... 360°blogger-o-rama fandom... I will be better off... MUCH BETTER OFF...
I will be grateful... like Jerry is! ;)
Friday July 21, 2006 - 03:35pm (PDT) Permanent Link | 2 Comments
Death can kiss... my you know what!
Death can kiss... my you know what! magnify

Though I walk through the valley of death...

I shall fear no evil

 

Death will be no more

And life everlasting awaits our loved ones and ourselves

Such is The Promise

Friday April 14, 2006 - 01:18am (PDT) Permanent Link | 2 Comments
Entry for January 01, 2006
Entry for January 01, 2006 magnify

Old Year Out - New Year In

Changes Imperceptible - They Must Be Within

Whether We Do And Whether We Don't

The New Year Is On - And Whine We Won't!

 

Although... we are on track to be one year older again...!

*lol*

Sunday January 1, 2006 - 12:13am (PST) Permanent Link | 4 Comments

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