THIS IS OFF THE CHAIN FUNNY!!!!! STALKING 101

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After beginning a task, life may get in the way while you are completing it. The challenges you face may not be your fault, but you must deal with them anyway. When you are faced with a problem while handling business, you should evaluate the situation and map out a plan to complete your task in spite of your obstacles.

Build your ideas, concepts, and goals as a body. Make sure you have the feet-this is the foundation, the legs-this how you will walk out your plan, a torso-this encompasses your entire system (how you operate), arms-what you will use to reach your goal, hands-how you will touch it (manifest the reality you want for yourself), and a head-your guidance on the journey towards your dream. When you build your goals and dreams based on this philosophy your ideas and concepts enter the world complete.

I have work through a LOT of issues with a LOT of people and there is a single commonality that transcends color, gender, and income and that commonality is that EVERYONE has a basic desire to be a better person.

Once you feel that you can do something, DO IT!!!!! Because you can.

Attack your dream like a roach on the wall when company is over!

See your vision all the way to its completion and don’t doubt yourself! Not even a little bit.

DOUBT BREEDS DOUBT LIKE SUCCESS BREEDS SUCCESS!

My God-Sister, friend, and colleague Kela Price, marketing guru, life coach, and law student wrote the synopsis on the back of my book Miracles of My Mistakes. What moved me the most was the part when she said, “Don’t give anyone else the power to tell you what your purpose in life is.” That is in itself is so powerful. Statements like you can’t do that or you ain’t never gonna be shyt will choke the life out of life. Stay away from negative people. They will drain your spirit like a bad alternator.

Negative people are simultaneously amazed and envious at the slightest bit of success perpetuated by others because they can’t wrap their mind around the art of achieving. My Naana always told me, if you hang around 9 broke friends you’re bound to be the 10^th one.

So the next time you are in the midst of achieving your goals be it professional or personal and some unmotivated, misguided hater tells you that you are wasting your time. Tell them that they are wasting their mind!

Trizah Morris, Achieveologist

ACHIEVEOLOGY

A little over a month ago I got reconnected with a childhood friend of mine named Vincent Hunt. I was quite the tomboy back then, always playing with the fellas. Well one day we found some wood in my garage and Vincent came up with the idea to build a Teepee. So I had the wood, Kenny (another childhood friend) got some string, Vincent got a plastic tarp, and Kela (Kenny's sister) got a blanket to lay inside the tent when we were finished. We built the tent in my back yard. After we finished, Vincent decided that we should be 'real' Indians so we got some sticks and strings and nails and tape to make bow and arrows. When we finished we all tried to crawl inside, but only two could fit. So Vincent yells "TRIBAL WAR!!!!!" and starts chasing me and Kela around the house and down the street. I stopped to catch my breath and Vincent comes sneaking around the corner like crouching tiger or something and lets out this loud Indian yell. He aimed his bow and arrow at me and shot. The makeshift arrow sailed through the sky and landed in my arm. I plucked it out and blood streamed from my arm like an elementary school water fountain. I took off after him and he stuck out his tongue at me and said "meep meep" like the road runner and ran home. He stayed in the house for a minute after that talking about he had to eat lunch.

I said all that to say Vincent's ideas are contagious. He has this organic and systematic way of having an idea, getting others excited and involved, and making that idea come to fruition.

We talked and caught up on our kids and careers. He told me about his SapienHarbor organization and how he specializes in Human Advancement - check him out at www.sapienharbor.com. I told him about how I had been pregnant, homeless, and lived in my car with my three sons for two months and how I had gotten through that situation and wrote a novel titled 'MIRACLES OF MY MISTAKES' and had became a best selling author. I just went on and on and I was feeling so proud of myself for reaching my goal despite my circumstances. He stopped me and asked me the most profound question I had ever been asked. He said, "So what are you going to do now?" At that moment all my glory was forgotten. My sense of accomplishment was replaced with hunger, ambition, and a burning desire to take my life to the next level. He began to counsel me on the benefits of not being satisfied with my current state of being and how we as human not only have a mental, but also genetic desire to expand and challenge our minds. We are programmed that way and I realized at that moment that that is the very reason why people get bored. Webster's definition of boredom is: the state of being weary and restless through lack of interest. He told me that I wouldn't be bored if I was passionate about something and then he told me that is was nice hearing from me and that we would talk soon.

Even after he hung up I just sat there. I was sitting still, but my mind was going a million miles a minute. Vincent had done his job and that was to get me thinking about advancing my life. Now my job was to fill a void in the Earth that would become a portal to get others thinking along the lines of Human Advancement. The task bestowed upon me was overwhelming at first. Then I remembered another thing Vincent told me 'GIANTS EAT GIANT FOOD!' and I got past that. Then that 'I'm not worthy monkey tried to jump on my back, but I pulled one of those self defense moves I learned at the Y on him.

I got to thinking about all the things I had overcome, accomplished, and achieved. I analyzed my situation and reflected on my journey and said, "HEY!" The cards had been stacked against me since birth. I was conceived by a submissive act and my birth was a result of that. I wasn't wanted when I arrived and my mother didn't even pretend to love me because she doesn't lie. As a result of my unconventional upbringing and lack of guidance life had its knee between my shoulder blades and its foot on my neck until the summer of 2003.

Since then I have achieved a lot. I was blessed to be able to become a responsible adult, secure permanent housing, make my house a home, keep my children interested in school, raised them with respect, values, and self control. I helped them become Honor students, I increased my income, I gained multiple streams of income, I became a productive member of society, I went back to school, I completed my novel, published my novel, and promoted my novel until I made a Best Seller's list and I have become an inspiration to others.

As an Achieveologist, I have mastered the art of conquering life's situations. I specialize in setting, developing, and achieving goals. My contribution to mankind is Achieveology.

Trizah Morris

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