Happy happy like a bird... You want to fly but you crawl away you want to go but yet you stay
What can I say I am sorry two episodes down and I don't have my game face on. I would blame the Patriots if I could, but I can't. I am actually still chewing on the cud from the last episodes and trying to see where things are going.
So what do we know? We know that Hurly makes it off the island. The invention of the flash forward from the last episode of last season in carried into this season, and rumor has it it is here to stay. We find out that Hurly (and from last season we know Kate and Jack) are part of what Hurly refers to as the Oceanic 6. We can only assume at this point that only six make it home... but does that not kind of make whatever comes between kind of anti climactic? We do know that both Jack from last Season and Hurly from Episode 1 really want to get back to the island. Hurly is back in the nut house after seeing Charlie. The poor guy.
In Episode 1 and two there is a new creepy character and the not so fantastic 4 team of crackpot specialits who in typical Lost fashion have clever names... Like Daniele Farady the quivering mass that he is whose name comes from the Michael Faraday the electromagnetism physasist known for his work leading to the Fraday Cage... does anyone recall something about Magnatism from season 2?
We also get out first glimpse of Dhamra off the island. In Tunisia Charlotte Lewis another one of the "Freighter Four" find a polar bear with a Dhamra logo (Hydra) on it. Not only was it off the island, but the climate was a little hot for a polar bear. From the newspaper that was in this scene we place this event after the crash, and before the "mission". The mission we find out to get Benjamin Linus. I am betting its the IRS and black dude with the creeps is here to collect.
Locke and Ben have some competition this Season from Mathew Abaddon who is either the Oceanic Lawyer from hell or a member of the "Other Others" that are even bad asser than the Others that we thought were bad ass. You know you are a piece of work when Ben says your trouble. Needless to say he is seen questioning Hurly in Ep. 1 but Hurly did a good job figuring him out. In Ep. 2 we see him working with Naomi planning the island assault where we see he is the mastermind behind the decision to pick them.
Sawyer is back with the nicknames. He calls Locke, Coronel Kurtz... from Aplocolyse Now the bald Brando character that leads a group of followers, and goes insane. He also calls Ben "Yoda"
Thats all for now...
It keeps getting closer and closer, and they keep moving it up to meet us as we few fans wait with baited breath for the new Season. 45 days and counting-down... on January 31 ABC will air its Season 4 Episode 1 for an all new Season of mind twisted confusion that will probably widdle off another 20% of the fan base. I am committed to the fact that good things come to those who wait, and I will either be elated at what I get from the time spent, or I will disspointed left with a hole in my soul that will never be filled... oh come on its television for the love of El Hombre Enmascardo!
So here is some things to start thinking about.
If you watched last season these are not spoilers, if you didn't, tune to another Blog until I you have seen Season 3. It's out on DVD so go and buy it. If you have not seen 1 and 2... your WAY the F behind and you might as well not get yourself entangled in the web, or you could be sorely disapointed and become one of the drifters who decided that it jumped the sharp toothed massive fish known as Selachimorpha (In case you didn't know that is a Shark).
So at the end of Season 3 we see Charlie sacrifice himself and we can only assume he is dead. We see him pray to the father, the son, and the holy ghost (Spectacles, Tesicles, Wallet, and Watch). Then he twitches, and Desonde weeps a little as his mission to save him has come to a sad end. Although Charlies greatest hits that were in Desmondes pocket are now wet, and probably illegible so Claire might never know that The #1 greatest thing in Charlie's life was meeting her. Hopefully they will find his DS ring in the crib so Aaron will have a little piece of the only Daddy he ever knew.
What about Jack's little Oxy habit he picked up when we went home and decided that we would make it his mission to either put Oceanic out of bussiness by taking free rides and alchohol, crash back on the island or die trying? There is still mutters about what the hell that was all about. But in typical Lost fashion why would they kiss and tell? There has to be something that will make us some back. I hope they are able to weave that episode back into Season 4 at some point, so people don't continue to believe that there is no reason to watch the next 3 seasons since we know that Jack becomes an lunatic addict and Kate decides to make up for her time on the island by wearing 5 times more makueup than she needs. We want to know who's funeral it was, and who is "He" that she lives with. Twice in the flash forward Jack speaks of his father as if being alive. We know from what Desmonde is experiencing that the future can be altered, so will it... or will this be the fate of Jack Shepard.
We know that Ben said he was born on the island, and then was caught in his lie... but Richard he was around and pretty much the same age as he is now when Ben was a small boy. What is his story? He appears to be an orginal ihabitant of the island. Why is he Bens little bitch?
What or who is Jacob, and why does he have a ring of salt or ash or whatever it was around his house (or prison). Can he project beyond the cabin? Is that him when we see horses, and fathers, and Walt? Why is Ben so mad that Locke can hear him? You can't tell me 18 or more years of being blamed for killing your mother by your own father could mess a guy up that much that he became such a turd.
And the biggest question, is will they really go home? We know Locke will stay, we know that Rose and Benard will stay, after all she has Cancer so why would she want to go back? All we know is that Desmonde said that Claire and Aaron would get on a Helicopter. Maybe they take Claire and Aaron because they too are doing some child related study and they will just take those two and leave the other Losties on the island or try to kill them.
Maybe the Jack-forward we saw is not related to this rescue at all, if it even is real. What we do know is that the Communications block has been turned off the electronics room flooded, however Lock blew up the Satelite dish at The Flame and the Submarine (although I am not conviced he actually blew it up, I think he submurged it swam out and blew up a whole lot of nothing.)
This and so many other questions loom amongst the remaining fans, like looking down into the Dhamra death pit I see all the past fans that fell, never to return. Perhaps it was a sacrifce the Island demanded?
Warning: This entry may contain spoilers or content that reveals plot informtion from the Harry Potter Book series including Harry Potter The Deathly Hallows by J.K. Rowling. Read at your own risk...
What kind of inconsiderate jerk to you think I am. This isn't LOST, I am not going to tell everyone what they can find out themselves by enjoying the book. I do have to say this if you have not done so yet, and have not downloaded the leak and read the last page of the epilogue go out and buy the book. Its a good read and a good series finally.
and if you still want to know (highlight below)...
Oh come on... seriously. I am not going to tell you.
An Amazon Monkey Bite... for the fans of the Va-Jay-Jay
Va-Jay-Jay - A woman's genitals, aka Vagina
Va-Jay-Jay Jr. - Also known as the Clitoris
Va-Jay-Jay's Neighbor - Also known as the Anus, Ass or Brown Eye
Va-Jay-Jay's Sisters - Also known as Breasts, Tits or Boobs
Va-Jay-Jay Armour - A midevil device known a a Chastity Belt
Va-Jay-Jay Juice - Vaginal Secretion, aka Cum
Va-Jay-Jay Jiggle - The motion required to free certain unwanted contaminents of the Vagina
Va-Jay-Jay Jamboree - A celebration of Woman
Va-Jay-Jay Jam Session - Sexual Stimulation of the Vagina or surrounding area
Va-Jay-Jay Jubilee - Another celebration of woman, as you can never celebrate them enough
Va-Jay-Jay Jimmy Jammer - Contraceptive device known as a Diaphram
Va-Jay-Jay Jock Blocker - A midevil device known a a Chastity Belt, see also Va-Jay-Jay Armour
Va-Jay-Jay Jealousy - The burning rage within when you see someone else stepping in your terratory
Va-Jay-Jay Japanimation - Hentai, or Japanese Animation with Sexual material.
Va-Jay-Jay Boot Camp - Loosing your Virginity
Va-Jay-Jay Cuddle - The gentle warm embrace by your Vagina onto something you dearly care for
Va-Jay-Jay Wink - The silent sign of approval from the pink eye itself
Va-Jay-Jay Smootch - Vaginas version of butterfly kisses
Va-Jay-Jay Snarle - The noise a very angry Vagina makes
Va-Jay-Jay Berries - Dried sex goobers in your pubic hair from dirty sex.
Va-Jay-Jay Clench - Also known as Keigels
Va-Jay-Jay Halitosis - "Feminie Odor"
Va-Jay-Jay Love Potion - Magical phermone properties that so often force you to beat off men...
Va-Jay-Jay Face Off - Also known as a Cat Fight
Va-Jay-Jay Barbells - Also known as Clitoris Piercing
Va-Jay-Jay Jingle Bells - Also known as Ben Wa Balls
Va-Jay-Jay Fan Club - A Club everyone should be a member of Hoo-Ra!
Va-Jay-Jay Drip Dry - Not using a towel to dry your privates
Va-Jay-Jay Droop - The sag of a tired, overworked, workaholic Vagina
Va-Jay-Jay Blanket - Also known as a Femine Pad
Va-Jay-Jay Mouthwash - Also known as a douche
Va-Jay-Jay Qtip - Also known as a Tampon
Va-Jay-Jay Backrub - Very similar to the Va-Jay-Jay Cuddle, but specifically a back mesage
Va-Jay-Jay Pandemic - The uncanny urge to get a Vagina (or several in some cases)
Va-Jay-Jay Drivers License - See Va-Jay-Jay Boot Camp
Va-Jay-Jay Haircut - Also known as a Bakini Wax/Trim
Va-Jay-Jay Que Ball - A Shaved Vagina
Va-Jay-Jay Occonnor - See Va-Jay-Jay Que Ball (Ref. Shinaid Occonor)
Va-Jay-Jay Dignitarian - A Vagina that does not need a penis to feel complete
Va-Jay-Jay Graduation - See Va-Jay-Jay Boot Camp
Va-Jay-Jay Rainbow - Residue left from having sex (oral included) while having your period
Va-Jay-Jay Think Tank - Woman, in general
Va-Jay-Jay Therapy - Theraputic capability the Vagina has on people put into practice
Va-Jay-Jay Face Mask - Also known as a Thong
Va-Jay-Jay Quarantine - Preventing contact by anyone or anything to your Vagina
Va-Jay-Jay Sand Trap - Also known as sex on the beach
Va-Jay-Jay Gated Community - Limited access Vagina
Va-Jay-Jay Racism - Not liking a Vagina because of how it looks
Va-Jay-Jay Mechanical Advantage - Also known as a vibrator
Va-Jay-Jay Jedi - The highest and most honored level of geeky Vagina
Va-Jay-Jay Crybaby - A Vagina that troubles you for the smallest things
Va-Jay-Jay French Dip - Sexual Maneuver, imagination required
Va-Jay-Jay Shooters - Alchohol provided via Vagina rather than a shot glass
Va-Jay-Jay Rage - A Vagina too angry to think because of other stupid Vaginas around them
Va-Jay-Jay Boomerang - Those that come back after repeated Vaginal rejection
Va-Jay-Jay Beaver Trap - A number of devices or teqniques to damage unwanted entry
Va-Jay-Jay Ring of Fire - Any of many STDs or irritations of the Vagina
Va-Jay-Jay Man Hole - A Vagina with limited access to the opposite Gender
Va-Jay-Jay Cram Session - Last minute preparation of the Vagina for an unplanned sexual encounter
Va-Jay-Jay Pucker - Sometimes called Camel Toe, the bulging of the Vagina around scant clothing
Va-Jay-Jay Powernap - A short pause in sexual activity to allow for renewed energy
Va-Jay-Jay Mistletoe - Any use of an attractent to draw attention and kissing of the Vaginal area
Va-Jay-Jay Toungue Wrestling - Also known as Oral Sex
Va-Jay-Jay Head Shot - A closeup photograph of your Vagina
Va-Jay-Jay Gift Wrap - The Clever presentation of your Vagina so your partner needs to work to get into it
Va-Jay-Jay Tupperware - A device such as Tampon of Pad or any stay fresh product
Va-Jay-Jay Moondance - A deceptive Vagina that looks like it is moving to, but is really going away from you
Va-Jay-Jay Repellent - A natural secretion from a partner that lacks hygiene or overuses cheap colgnes
Va-Jay-Jay Jack Rabbit - Nickname given to a Dildo with a Clitoral Stimulator attachment
Va-Jay-Jay Mindtrick - The Vagina's ability to make you think you want it even if you don't
Va-Jay-Jay Twain - Tricking people into doing things in trade for your Vagina (Ref. Mark Twain)
Va-Jay-Jay Vandalism - Unwanted marking of the Vagina, see Va-Jay-Jay Tagging
Va-Jay-Jay Tagging - Leaving sexual evidence such as hickies or bite marks to prevent multuple partners
Va-Jay-Jay Dig Dong - Also known as a Strap On
Va-Jay-Jay Dance Parnter - Any sexual aquantance of the Vagina aka Tongue, Penis, Fingers, other Vaginas
Va-Jay-Jay Superstar - A Vagina that can be indentified by looks without its Woman
Va-Jay-Jay Freaker - Alternative lifestyle Vagina
Va-Jay-Jay DJ - A Vagina that repsonds to music and knows what music to get partners attention
Va-Jay-Jay Prank - The promise of Vagina and then being stranded often tied up without even a peek
Va-Jay-Jay Escort Service - Also known as a hooker
Va-Jay-Jay Critter Gitter - A Vagina that is turned on my animals, aka Bestiality
Va-Jay-Jay Jockey - A Vagina that wins races by riding hard and fast
Va-Jay-Jay Prude - A Vagina with no sense of sexual experimentation
Va-Jay-Jay Arch Enemy - Any competition when it gets more action, Mouth, Hand, Anus, etc.
Va-Jay-Jay Impersonator - A Cross Dresser or Transvestite
Va-Jay-Jay Methodone - Pccket Vaginas, for those that need something in between fixes.
Va-Jay-Jay Pecker Wrecker - See Va-Jay-Jay Beaver Trap
Va-Jay-Jay Fen Shui - The placement of clothes and Vagina jewelery to get lucky
Va-Jay-Jay Lottery - Spending money on a Vagina not knowing if your going to be a big winnner
Va-Jay-Jay Vacation - A Vagina free from Penis Pestering for a short time
Va-Jay-Jay Stampede - Too many Vagina's coming at you at once preventing you from making a decision
Va-Jay-Jay Snow Cone - Oral Sex and Ice, flavored syrups optional
Va-Jay-Jay Field Test - Having sex wherever you are too see if the partner is worth bringing home for more
Va-Jay-Jay Mission Control - Where all the orders come from for any given or group of Vaginas
Va-Jay-Jay Cobwebs - Evidence of a rarely used Vagina
Va-Jay-Jay Prenup - An agreement before hand so everyone leaves with what they Came with
Va-Jay-Jay Bluetip - A strike anywhere to light, Vagina