Life events and in stuff in general
LMFAO!!!!!!
did anyone else see k-fed get f-u'd thru the mat on raw last night?! F***IN HILLARIOUS!!!!
If I find a pic of it Ill post it, so it looks like Sean Prestons's daddy is this weeks STuBY winner, lol
http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/special/3489996/ for the pics
Sea dragons are always found either near coastal areas, or in the deepest seas. They may live in great cavern palaces beneath the sea, and normally don't touch land their entire lives. They are of huge proportions, being about 150 feet long at the adult stage. Their eyes are unusually large, dark and glassy.
Sea dragons are not known to have breath weapons, but are powerful fighters in close combat. Many sailors and sea captains have mentioned their glistening teeth. They are thought to use sonar, like the dolphin does, and to be able to swim at extremely high speeds and depths. Sea Dragons are shy creatures.
Sea Dragons have been known to have the power to control the tides, create great storms, and whip the sea into a frenzy.
This Dragons favorite elements are: Pearls, Coral, and Luck
Ya know, you dont realize how much you miss the good ol days until theyre gone. I was thinking about this the other day when a buddy of mine came out to my place, and I couldnt help but think about the "old days". All of us in this picture have moved on. Some of us have families, others are just starting out. One thing though is that the memories tied to this picture are ones that Ill always remember. "Team Target Aquired" may be gone, but not forgotten. I didnt mean to get all sentimental, but its funny how a picture makes you feel. For sake of keeping true identities secret, Ill use online handles.
from Left to right:
Raziel, Kookus, Draconis, Nueron, and Dinobot. Hope youre all doin well
(pic was taken at a LAN party on new years eve of 2003)
This is quite comical, I dont even remember who sent it to me, but I think its about damn time for this:
The Guys' Rules
At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down Finally , the guys' side of the story.
(I must admit, it's pretty good.)
We always hear "the rules "
From the female side.
Now here are the rules from the male side.
These are our rules!
Please note.. these are all numbered "1"
ON PURPOSE!
1. Men ARE not mind readers.
1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon
or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.
1. Shopping is NOT a sport.
And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!
1. Yes and No are perfectly Acceptable answers to almost every question.
1. Come to us with a problem only If you want help solving it. That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem See a doctor.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.
1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't Expect us to act like soap opera guys.
1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us.
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one
1. You can either ask us to do something
Or tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
1. Whenever possible , Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not! A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
1. If it itches, it will Be scratched.
We do that.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear Is fine... Really.
1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation,
or golf.
1. You have enough clothes.
1. You have too many shoes.
1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!
1. Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;
But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.