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- 20 Ways To Confuse Santa Claus...
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20 Ways To Confuse Santa Claus...Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad, and a note explaining that you think he could stand to lose a few pounds.While he's in the house, go find his sleigh and write him a speeding ticket.Leave him a note, explaining that you've gone away for the holidays. Ask if he would mind watering your plants.While he's in the house, replace all his reindeer with exact replicas. Then wait and see what happens when he tries to get them to fly.Keep an angry bull in your living room. If you think a bull goes crazy when he sees a little red cape, wait until he sees that big, red Santa suit!Build an army of mean-looking snowmen on the roof, holding signs that say "We hate Christmas," and "Go away Santa."Leave a note by the telephone, telling Santa that Mrs. Claus called and wanted to remind him to pick up some milk and a loaf of bread on his way home.Throw a surprise party for Santa when he comes down the chimney. Refuse to let him leave until the strippers arrive.While he's in the house, find the sleigh and sit in it. As soon as he comes back and sees you, tell him that he shouldn't have missed that last payment, and take off.Leave a plate filled with cookies and a glass of milk out, with a note that says, "For The Tooth Fairy. :)" Leave another plate out with half a stale cookie and a few drops of skim milk in a dirty glass with a note that says, "For Santa."Take everything out of your house as if it's just been robbed. When Santa arrives, show up dressed like a policeman and say, "Well, well. They always return to the scene of the crime."Leave out a copy of your Christmas list with last-minute changes and corrections.While he's in the house, cover the top of the chimney with barbed wire.Leave lots of hunting trophies and guns out where Santa's sure to see them. Go outside, yell, "Ooh! Look! A deer! And he's got a red nose!" and fire a gun.Leave Santa a note, explaining that you've moved. Include a map with unclear and hard-to-read directions to your new house.Set a bear trap at the bottom of the chimney. Wait for Santa to get caught in it, and then explain that you're sorry, but from a distance, he looked like a bear.Leave out a Santa suit, with a dry-cleaning bill.Paint "hoof-prints" all over your face and clothes. While he's in the house, go out on the roof. When he comes back up, act like you've been "trampled." Threaten to sue.Instead of ornaments, decorate your tree with Easter eggs.Dress up like the Easter Bunny. Wait for Santa to come and then say, "This neighborhood ain't big enough for the both of us."Sunday December 23, 2007 - 09:03pm (EST) Permanent Link | 0 Comments
- Advantages for a woman (gg) to have her own cross dresser
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1. You can have your own slumber parties.
2. If you insists he wears skirts, it's easy access.
3. He always envies you because he would rather be wearing what you
are wearing.
4. You can have a girlfriend as well as a boyfriend who doesn't mind
waiting while you take your time shopping.
5. You can double your wardrobe if he's the same size as you.
6. You never have to worry about him cheating on you with another
woman. He IS the other woman!!
7. You always have a girlfriend to go shopping and have lunch with.
8. He'll NEVER object to being your clothes dummy and wearing a
dress while you hem it.
9. While shopping, you can test a new shade of nail polish on him
and he doesn't complain or ask to see a matching lipstick.
10. He'll rarely have that scratchy five o'clock shadow.
11. He'll never ask you to have a threesome with another woman as
long as he can wear the lingerie.
12. He will be sympathetic about your excess body hair.
13. He won't tear your lingerie when removing it from you.
14. He won't mind waiting on you or your girlfriends, and he won't
forget to curtsey.
15. If you need a slip for that new dress you bought, he happens to
have the perfect one, and lets you borrow it.
16. You can switch off wearing the high heels while on a long
shopping spree.
17. A man in a dress makes a good cook.
18. He loves to smell perfume and will give you an honest opinion
19. You can test a new shade of lipstick on him.
20. If you purchase something for your home, it will never be too
feminine.
21. At least the toilet seat will be down.
22. He is a lot easier to buy gifts for.
23. He knows just the right way to make love, takes his time and
knows what makes you tick! (Now THAT, would be a miracle).
24. He will understand much better, that the best thing a woman can
have when she feels down, is a new outfit.
25. If he buys you new clothes, you know he sizes them right.
26. You can take him to the hair salon with you, and he will sit
quietly while you both get your hair done, and he will never
complain. In fact he will thank you.
27. The only time he will ever care if you wear curlers to bed is if
he has to wear the oversized curlers.
28. He understands why you don't necessarily care for spending 8
hours a day in pantyhose and high heels.
29. Never complains about leaving delicate underwear and stockings
out to dry.
30. You have a girlfriend who doesn't get PMS.
31. You not only have a girlfriend to shop with you, but he will pay
the bill as well.
32. He knows how to handle delicates when he does the laundry.
33. Satin and velvet are more snugly than denim and wood.
34. He understands the need for quality cosmetics.
35. You have even more excuses to go shopping, and he will carry the
packages.
36. You can borrow his jewelry, clothes and makeup.
37. He understands why you go through so many pairs of stockings.
38. He no longer expects you to get ready for a night on the town in
15 minutes or less.
39. The world needs more feminists in bras and lipstick.
40. You can take the Cosmo quizzes together.
41. You can ask him how and outfit looks, and get an intelligent
response.
42. His new friends don't spend all day drinking beer and watching
football.
43. He knows to walk slow when you're wearing heels.
44. If he says, "Hon, you look nice," you know he really means it.
45. He can spot makeup smudges better than any other guy.
46. He's like having a live in cosmetologist.
47. He loves to go shopping with you and watch you try on clothes.
48. He knows how to treat a lady with care and respect.
49. He's a girlfriend that will stick around, won't flake out on you
or stab you in the back.
50. He loves to dress up and have long chat sessions.
51. You can have a threesome without adding another partner.
52. If you've ever felt dominant or BI-curious you can experiment a
little.
53. You know one of you will always have a tissue with you when you
need it.
54. You can dress him up in a French Maid's uniform and you have a
house cleaner for the day.
55. Instead of Tupperware parties, you can now host in-home lingerie
parties for your girlfriends, with your own modelSunday October 21, 2007 - 02:10pm (EDT) Permanent Link | 0 Comments - what makes you....
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...most feel like a slut?
1. suffering an over the lap, skirt up, panties down spanking?
2. having large breasts?
3. wearing sexy lingerie?
4. performing oral sex on men?
5. performing oral sex on women?
6. being put in a chastity device?
7. being penetrated by a man's cock?
8. being penetrated by a woman's dildo?
9. masturbating to straight porn?
10. masturbating to man on man porn?
11. masturbating to girl on girl porn?
12. being forced to orgasm on command?
13. being forced to pee youself on command?
14. wearing a maid's uniform to serve your wife or girlfriend's girl friends?
15. wearing slutty girl clothes to run errands in your local community?
16. being forced to watch your wife or girlfriend have sex with another woman?
17. being forced to watch your wife or girlfriend have sex with another man?
18. being forced by a Dominant to confess to your wife or girlfriend that you are a slave?
19. kissing a Dominant's feet?
20. sucking a Dominant's cock?
21. getting a tatoo that says you are the property of your Dominant?
22. sunbathing in a bikini?
23. keeping your pussy shaved?
24. being forced to mastubate only by penetrating yourself with a dildo?
25. going to a store and telling the sales clerk you are there to buy panties and bras for yourself?
26. wearing panties and bra to work, knowing that panty and bra lines are visible through your clothes?
27. being made by your Dominant to tell two of your female co-workers that you like to dress in women's clothing?
28. fluffing your wife's male lover while dressed as a sissy?
29. being allowed to make love to your wife or girlfriend only if you are in full makeup and wearing Her favorite dildo as a strapon or double penetration device?
30. being required to eat your wife or girlfriend's male lover's cum from your wife or girlfriend's pussy or anus?
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