A trucker came into a truck stop cafe and placed his order .He said."i want three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards ,"

a brand new blonde wairess,not wanting to appear stupid , went to the kitchen and said to the cook , "this guy out there just ordered three flat tires ,a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards . What does he think this place is an auto parts store ?"

" No , "replied the cook, three flat tires mean ,three pancakes , a pair of headlights is two eggs sunny side up and running boards are two slices of crisp bacon

"Oh. ok" said the blonde. She thought about it for a moment and then spooned up a bowl of beans and gave it to the customer.

The trucker asked,"what are the beans for , Blondie?"

I love this one........................

she replied, "I thought while you were waiting for the flat tires, headlights and running boards, you might as well gas up!"

lol for once a blonde gets even.......................ha ha

One Sunday, in counting the money in the weekly offering, the pastor of the Granville Presbyterian church found a pink envelope containing $1,000.
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> It happened again the next week.
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> The following Sunday,he watched as the offering was collected and saw a little old lady put the distinctive pink envelope in the plate.
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> This went on for weeks until the pastor, overcome by curiosity,
> approached her. "Ma'am, I couldn't help but notice that you put $1,000 a week in the collection plate," he stated.
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> "Why yes," she replied, "every week my son sends me money, and I give some of it to the church."
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> The pastor replied, "That's wonderful, how much does he send you?"
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> The old lady said, "$10,000 a week."
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> The pastor was amazed. "Your son is very successful; What does he do for a living?"
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> "He is a veterinarian," she answered.
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> "That is an honorable profession," the pastor said. "Where does he practice?"
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> The old lady said proudly, "In Nevada .. He has two cat houses in LasVegas and one in Reno.."