mexicans don't seem to get diabetes due to their culture and this may be why the man hates them cause seriously they work harder than anyone i have ever seen. and they want to work... i don't see unemployed honkeys on the corner next to the 7-11.
i still want to freeway blog .. these are some messages i want to place " this is the matrix" "enjoy your slow march to death"
Funeral Plannin'
when i die i have a few requests 1. i'd like a roast (not like a viking funeral thing) think fryers club 2. on my headstone, either something hilarious or something referring to my burning in hell or both e.g. " it's hot down here and i forgot my sunscreen" 3. i want "the trapeze swinger" by iron and wine played. and it would hurt if all in attendance sang along 4. john stamos (this joke is stolen)
somebody at work suggested i may have aspergers syndrome. i think that qualifies my to be a registered superhero, i'm not wearing a cape though