Eyyy jaNn Cheghad naZz boode,va albate hast;)
Age gofty kooshooloooiiiaaye koodoom honarmandee?!?!?!
GHAVANINY KE NIOTON AZ GHALAM ANDAKHTTT !!!!!!
GHANUNE SA'F:
Agar shoma az safy be safe digar raftid,sor@te safe ghabli bishtar az safe fe'li khahad shod.
GHANUNE TELEPHONE:
Agar shoma yek shomarera eshtebah begirid,An shomare hichgah eshghal nakhahad boOod !
GHANUNE TA'MIR:
Ba'daz inke dastetan hessabi greaseii shod noke binyeshoma shooroo be kharesh mikonad !
GHANUNE KARGAH:
Agar chizy az dastetan oftad be parttarin gusheye momken khahad khazid !
GHANUNE MAZURIAT:
agar bahaneetan baraye dir amadan panchar shodane mashinetan bashad,tooze ba'd vaghean bekhatere panchar shodane mashinetan dir khaheed resid !
GHANUNE HAMAM:
Vaghty khub zire dush khis shodid telephonetan zang khahad zad !
GHANUNE RUBERU SHODAN:
ehtemale rooberu shodan ba yek ashna,vaghty ke bakasi hastid ke maiel nistid ba oo dide shavid afzayesh miyabad !
GHANUNE NATIJE:
Vaghty mikhahid be kasi sabet konid ke yek mashin kar nemikonad,kar khahad kardd !!
GHANUNE BiUmekanik:
nesbate khareshe harnoghte az badan ba mizane dastresi be an noghte amale aks darad !
GHANUNE TEATR:
Kasany ke sandalie anha az rahroha doortar ast dir tar miaianddd !!!!!
GHANUNE GHAHVE:
ghablaz avvali jor'e az ghave'e daghetan,kasi az shoma kary khahad khast ke ta sard shodane ghahve tool khahad keshiddd !
Erfano too yeki az parkhaye shomale shahre Tehran mibinam,Pesare 28saleii ke ketabii az"کافکا"gerefteo mashghoole not bardary az ketabe.
Erfan 5sale ke be zanhaii ke moshtaryeoon hastan khadamate jensi erae mide,Asheghe Falsafe,Zan va shoghle khodesheo be ghole khodesh tanfoorooshe herfeiio motekhasesieo tafavote ziadii ba namzade khodesh dare ke hamekarashe.Be nazareoon mardi ke khadamate jensi erae mide khoshbakhttareo mesle zana afsorde nemishe.
Goftegoo ba Erfan selsele maratebe foroodastyo faradasty zanao mardaro bekhoobi neshoon mide,Erfan shoghle khodesho takhasose bi naziri midooneo daramde kheili balatary az zanhaye hamkare khodesh dare..Khodesho tahghir shode nemidooneo zendegie khodesho moderno toam ba khoshbakhty midoone...
Vaghty mikham az 5sal pish begeo inke chera in fekr be saresh zad,kheili sade mige"Doros mesle tamame zanane faheshe,man az zamane nojavany,mesle aksare pesarhaye javoon,motevajeh boodam ke baraye aksare zanaye miansal jazzabiathaii daram.oonmoghe ke shooroo be kare herfeii(bein mana ke bekhaham pool begiram)kardam,daneshjooye daneshgahe tehran boodam,chandbar az tarafe hamkelasiiaye mosentaro hatta yeki az asatid be man pishnahad shod ke faghat bahashoon sex dashte bashamo bad yeki az hamoona bood ke be man poole khoobi dado gof hazere haminrabetaro be hamin shekl edame bede...2sal badaz inke chand moshtarye sabet peida kardam 1khoone too shomale shahr ejare kardamo azinke ba zanha mirafttamo oona tamame modat mes ye bache navazesham mikardanta 600hezartoman bara 1shab behem bedan ehsase ghooroor mikardam.Avaiel chandan az zanha khosham nemioomado faghat be sexo janbehaye jensi fekmikardam,vali bad azinke in karo shooroo kardam asheghe zanha shodam,mojoodaty besiar zariif hastando pichidegihaii darand ke az kashfeoona too har zani lezzat mibaram,Zanhaie mian sali ke moshtarye man hastand vaghean tarsnakan,vaghty baham harf mizanan az darkeshoono pichidegye donyaye zehneshoon vahshat mikonam,man ba tak take moshtariam asheghane mikhabam."
Dar hashieie hameye in harfa hamkaraye zane khodesho sar zanesh mikone:"Zanha bikhod in mozooro bara khodeshoon nekbatbar mikonan,albate jame'e ham bein mozoo daman mizane,in shoghle,mesle hameye shoghlha,vaghty intorii be mozoo negah konim ghazie hal mishe!man ye takhasos daram,badano ghiafeye khoobiam daram,pas azoon estefade mikonam ta khoob zendegy konam,hichizam nemitoone inkaro bara man ghabiho zesht kone."
dar mantagheii ke Erfan zendegy mikone gheimat bara ye zan beine 150-50hezar tomane darhaly ke oon bara har serviseiii ke erae mikone 300ta600T e.
Erfan mige"tavaghty tavan daram inkaro bihich shrmsaryii edame midamo shayad ba yeki az hamin moshtaria ezdevaj konam oona doosdashtanyo asheghshodanyan.
Hala bavar kardi man khoshbakhtarin tanfoorooshe jahanam?!"