Wrong
> email address!
> A lesson to be learned from typing the wrong email
> address!
>
> A Minneapolis couple decided to go to
> Florida to thaw out during a
> particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same
> hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20
> years earlier.
>
>
> Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate
> their travel schedules. So, the husband left Minnesota and
> flew to Florida on Thursday, with his wife flying down the
> following day. The husband checked into the hotel. There was
> a computer in his room, so he decided to send an email to
> his wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter in
> her email address, and without realizing his error, sent the
> email.
>
> Meanwhile, somewhere inHouston, a widow had just returned
> home from her husband's funeral. He was a minister who
> was called home to glory following a heart attack.
>
> The widow decided to check her email expecting messages
> from relatives and friends. After reading the first message,
> she screamed and fainted.
>
> The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother
> on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:
>
> To: My
> Loving Wife
> Subject: I've Arrived
> Date: October 16, 2007
>
> I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have
> computers here now and you are allowed to send emails to
> your loved ones.
>
> I've just arrived and have been checked in. I see that
>
> everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow.
>
> Looking forward to seeing you then! Hope your journey is as
> uneventful as mine was.
>
> P.S. Sure is freaking hot down here!
>

Wrong
> email address!
> A lesson to be learned from typing the wrong email
> address!
>
> A Minneapolis couple decided to go to
> Florida to thaw out during a
> particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same
> hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20
> years earlier.
>
>
> Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate
> their travel schedules. So, the husband left Minnesota and
> flew to Florida on Thursday, with his wife flying down the
> following day. The husband checked into the hotel. There was
> a computer in his room, so he decided to send an email to
> his wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter in
> her email address, and without realizing his error, sent the
> email.
>
> Meanwhile, somewhere inHouston, a widow had just returned
> home from her husband's funeral. He was a minister who
> was called home to glory following a heart attack.
>
> The widow decided to check her email expecting messages
> from relatives and friends. After reading the first message,
> she screamed and fainted.
>
> The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother
> on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:
>
> To: My
> Loving Wife
> Subject: I've Arrived
> Date: October 16, 2007
>
> I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have
> computers here now and you are allowed to send emails to
> your loved ones.
>
> I've just arrived and have been checked in. I see that
>
> everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow.
>
> Looking forward to seeing you then! Hope your journey is as
> uneventful as mine was.
>
> P.S. Sure is freaking hot down here!
>

Date-Rape-Drug
(be sure to watch the video at the end)

Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties & local pubs to be
alert and stay cautious when offered a drink by any woman.

Many females use a date-rape-drug on the market called 'Beer '

The drug is found in liquid form and is available anywhere. It comes in
bottles, cans, or from taps and in large kegs.

Beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade
their male victims to go home and sleep with them.

A woman needs only to get a guy to consume a few units of Beer and then
simply ask him home for no-strings-attached sex.

Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several Beers , men
will often succumb to the desires to sleep with horrific looking women to
whom they would never normally be attracted. After drinking Beer , men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly
what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling
that 'something bad' occurred.

At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's
savings, in a familiar scam known as 'a relationship' ... In extreme
cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting
male into a longer-term form of servitude and punishment referred to as
'marriage'.

Men are much more susceptible to this scam after Beer is administered and
sex is offered by the predatory females.

Please forward this warning to every male you know.

If you fall victim to this 'Beer ' scam and the women administering it,
there are male support groups where you can discuss the details of your
shocking encounter with similarly victimized men.

For the support group nearest you, just look up 'Golf Courses' in the
phone book.

An elderly man in North Carolina had owned a large farm for several
years. He had a large pond in the back, along with some picnic tables,
horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees. The pond was
properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was built.

One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he
hadn't been there for a while, and look it over.

He grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared
the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. When he
came closer, he realized it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping
in
his pond. He made the women aware of his presence, and they all went to
the deep end to shield themselves.

One of the women shouted to him, 'We're not coming out until you leave!'
The old man frowned and replied, 'I didn't come down here to watch you
ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked.' Holding
the bucket up he said, 'I'm here to feed the alligator.'

Moral of the story: Old men may move slow, but they still can think
fast.